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Friday, December 19, 2003
We Dance to Misery.
OMFG, I went to school today and it was so WTF COLD. I was like, "WTF, it's cold, WTF AM I GOING TO DO, I FORGOT TO WEAR PANTS, AND A T-SHIRT."
And I was like WTF, and I pricked myself, and OMFG I felt it. And it hurt OMG. WTF, it hurt. OMFG it hurt. And I found out I was actually in reality WTF.
So then I stood out in the cold and OMG it was cold. I felt like I was a WTF statue of a polar bear in its prime OMG. WTF was I to do?
I eventually went inside LOL. By the time I went inside my penis was frozen WTF. I thought it was going to fall off, so I went into the bathroom WTF and I warmed it up OMG.
It's been hurting the rest of the day WTF. I can't even masturbate WTF, and I really feel like it OMFG. OMFG, it hurts so much WTF too.
I think I'm going to cry WTF. Maybe I have penis frostbite OMG WTF.
(I love you Sarah, lol. I couldn't resist.)
I actually think this post was lame...hm.
Swept off-feet my misery was left in the shadows. Or so it seems.
*wonders if he'll get more posts than Sarah did from her sexy post*
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