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Wednesday, March 2, 2005
DOG
God punched in @ heaven
--beep beep--
then,
he had to piss
while He pissed d
own
on
ear
th
He looked in the
mirror
his nametag
said HI, MY NAME IS
DOG
He laughed (haha)
it caused a
MIGHTY WIND TO BLOW
@ 65 m.p.h
some people died
because of this
He went to the pearly
gates - opened them -
let his customers in
"HELLO, SIR," he bellowed
to the first customer
"HOW DID YOU DIE?"
"wind," said the customer
"WIND?" bellowed God
"yes."
"I THINK YOU'RE LYING," God said
"WIND DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE LIKE THAT
SO EASILY!"
"but, but"
God pulled the lever
the customer fell down
down
d
o
w
n
as the customer fell
a signed passed by
in a BlUrR
it said: "WELCOME TO HELL,
POPULATION 6 BILLION."
up above God laughed:
he had realized he killed
some people
it was nothing, he would
just send them back
d
own to Hell:
to earth
God's workday dredged on,
& once it was over an angel offered
him some angel dust
so he took it, and used it
& while sniffing angel dust
accidently killed more people
he slept soundly that night
as his high wore off
while outside the gates
people laid and slept and were cold
these people had been sucked straight out of the sky
& died in space
when god sniffed in his angel dust
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