Thursday, January 15, 2004

No. ITS NOT FAIR AT ALL.

I had the most awesome post typed up for the sex thread in OL...now it's gone.

Charles said it's gone to Heaven. Well, if it went to Heaven, God sure is a bastard.

I put so much into that post. It took my about two hours to write fully. It was long. It had allegory if you went between the lines. It had Mitchasm.

Now it only lives on. I pasted it before I was abruptly kicked offline and continued writing it to some other people. Do you have it? Do you have what little parts I can scrounge? Post it here, I don't want my post that was so awesome to go to Heaven, to God, that bastard who took it.

It was great--in it I made up this totally believable story that I had had sex with this girl named Erin Jenna Megan. And we had the best dialogue ever--hopefully someone posts what little of that was left here. I can only hope--and hope is a stupid thing. Bleh.

I hate hate hate hate hate it when this happens. Hate it and I want to shoot this computer's brain off.

I hate wasted effort. That post would've been classic.

It had Mr. Loughlin, Mr. Burns, Mr. Esten. Brek Coskones.

Mr. Loughlin [Charles] was a custodian that almost caught Erin and I in sex. He said he cleaned up after people's messes, and that some kids had left spam jars and spam meat all around rotting. We told him we hadn't seen them and had some more sex.

Then we were caught by Brek [Who would be Desbreko]. He just sat there and stared at us weird, there was some awesome dialogue again, and he told us to get our clothes on.

Our clothes were all over. Most memorably, Erin's bra was hanging aloft on the American flag.

There was also this whole bit about how I found this suitcase with codoms in it from Mr. Burns' [James] desk. The suitcase had the word "QUEEN" on it [Queen Asuka], and had some condoms in it. So I took some and used them.

Then the rest of the post was genius too. It talked about how missionary style was just a religious position created by zealots; and that Doggy Style was just a man wanting to pet his best friend, and caress and fondle and grope him. It was amazing stuff.

Then there was a whole part about how Snoop Dog was a conspiracy. That he was in on Barney--that he was probably the one wearing the suit, and he was promoting his Doggy Style.

The beginning of the post was honestly genius!

Erg. I hate this!

I guess it wasn't meant to be.

So here we have some stupid post that doesn't even amount to the post I created.

The post was honestly amazing. I wrote an entirely good story just about how Erin and I first had sex, and it would've tricked endless people, and endless people would've posted saying I was crazy.

I also said at one point, "listen sexhopper."

This is pretty useless, isn't it?

I'm denied my genius for the day, goddamnit.

I need to go to sleep now, too..
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