Tuesday, March 16, 2004

And the Worms Digged into His Brain.

What is your name?:	Mitchell Grant Smith
Are you named after anyone?:	I believe I am named after a Mitchell my mom knew in High School whom she had a crush on.
What's your screename?:	Lotus of the Onus, machineofbones, dilapoid, MitchTheWriter, sirmeh, Gurthang16, thanatoscry.
Would you name a child of yours after you?:	Hell no.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:	Clarice Starling.
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:	Bob.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?:	They always call me Bitch. I can't figure out why.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:	No. MG Smith or Mitchell Grant Smith would be my name.
Basics
Your gender::	Neuter.
Straight/Gay/Bi::	Straight as a perpendicular line.
Single?:	Yes, I am.
If not, do you want to be?:	It doesn't matter.
Birthdate::	October 12th, 1986.
Your age::	Seventeen.
Age you act::	Negative five billion seven hundred million eight hundred and fifty-five.
Age you wish you were::	Zero.
Your height::	About 5'8", give or take.
Eye color::	Green like a tree's leaves.
Happy with it?:	Yeah. You have something against my eyes?
Hair color::	Brown.
Happy with it?:	Sure. I like black hair.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous::	Left.
Your living arrangement::	Parents.
Your family::	Losers.
Have any pets?:	Yes.
Whats your job?:	Official bum.
Piercings?:	No.
Tattoos?:	No.
Obsessions?:	You.
Addictions?:	Chemistry homework.
Do you speak another language?:	Yes. I speak sex.
Have a favorite quote?:	"Cloudy water/ Endlessly deep/ For someone to keep/ Only underneath/ That cloudy water/ Will You Sleep."
Do you have a webpage?:	www.mitchisapseudomasochisticpig.com
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?:	Try to.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:	Yes.
Do you have any secrets?:	Yeah. I like your mom.
Do you hate yourself?:	Yeah.
Do you like your handwriting?:	No.
Do you have any bad habits?:	I like to chew my fingernails.
What is the compliment you get from most people?:	Smart.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?:	Bitch.
What's your biggest fear?:	Fear.
Can you sing?:	Yes.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:	Sure.
Are you a loner?:	Hell yeah.
What are your #1 priorities in life?:	Be a loser.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:	No.
Are you a daredevil?:	No.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:	Maybe. But I can't remember.
Are you passive or agressive?:	Passive.
Do you have a journal?:	Yes.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?:	Greatest strength= being a loser. Weakness= emotions.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:	I would like change my like face so like my lips were like more full and like my eyes I would like move them closer together and like I would get like different like hair.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?:	Not really.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:	I regret growing up.
Do you think life has been good so far?:	Yeah.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:	That it sucks.
What do you like the most about your body?:	My buttocks.
And least?:	My torso. Looks girly.
Do you think you are good looking?:	Yes.
Are you confident?:	No.
What is the fictional character you are most like?:	Atticus Finch.
Are you perceived wrongly?:	Yes.
Do You...
Smoke?:	I smoke the bones of baby dolls.
Do drugs?:	Oh yeah. All the time.
Read the newspaper?:	No.
Pray?:	Never ever.
Go to church?:	Never ever.
Talk to strangers who IM you?:	Yes. I give them candy.
Sleep with stuffed animals?:	No.
Take walks in the rain?:	Sometimes.
Talk to people even though you hate them?:	Yes.
Drive?:	Yes.
Like to drive fast?:	Yes.
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?:	I like my voice.
Hurt yourself?:	I do that all the time. . .mentally anyway.
Been out of the country?:	No.
Eaten something that made other people sick?:	Not really.
Been in love?:	Yeah. Writing's my love.
Done drugs?:	No.
Gone skinny dipping?:	No.
Had a medical emergency?:	No.
Had surgery?:	No.
Ran away from home?:	No.
Played strip poker?:	No.
Gotten beaten up?:	No.
Beaten someone up?:	Yes.
Been picked on?:	Yes.
Been on stage?:	Yes.
Slept outdoors?:	Yes.
Thought about suicide?:	Yes.
Pulled an all nighter?:	No.
If yes, what is your record?:	No.
Gone one day without food?:	Yes.
Talked on the phone all night?:	No.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:	No, I've never slept "with" the opposite sex.
Slept all day?:	No.
Killed someone?:	Yeah. I killed the little kid in my head.
Made out with a stranger?:	No.
Had sex with a stranger?:	No.
Thought you're going crazy?:	All the time.
Kissed the same sex?:	No.
Done anything sexual with the same sex?:	Nope, nothing sexual with the opposite sex.
Been betrayed?:	Yes.
Had a dream that came true?:	No.
Broken the law?:	Yes.
Met a famous person?:	No.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:	No.
On purpose?:	No.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:	No.
Stolen anything?:	No.
Been on radio/tv?:	No.
Been in a mosh-pit?:	No.
Had a nervous breakdown?:	All the time.
Bungee jumped?:	No.
Had a dream that kept coming back?:	No.
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?:	Yes.
Miracles?:	No.
Astrology?:	No.
Magic?:	No.
God?:	No.
Satan?:	No.
Santa?:	No.
Ghosts?:	No.
Luck?:	No.
Love at first sight?:	No.
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:	No.
Witches?:	No.
Easter bunny?:	No.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?:	No.
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:	No.
Do you wish on stars?:	No.
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:	No.
Do you think God has a gender?:	I don't care.
Do you believe in organized religion?:	Not at all.
Where do you think we go when we die?:	I don't care.
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:	Yes.
Who is your best friend?:	Myself.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?:	Me.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:	Nothing.
Your favourite inside joke?:	No.
Thing you're picked on most about?:	No.
Who's your longest known friend?:	Me.
Newest?:	Me.
Shyest?:	Me.
Funniest?:	Me.
Sweetest?:	Me.
Closest?:	Me.
Weirdest?:	Me.
Smartest?:	Me.
Ditziest?:	Me.
Friends you miss being close to the most?:	Me.
Last person you talked to online?:	Me.
Who do you talk to most online?:	Me.
Who are you on the phone with most?:	Me.
Who do you trust most?:	Me.
Who listens to your problems?:	Me.
Who do you fight most with?:	Me.
Who's the nicest?:	Me.
Who's the most outgoing?:	Me.
Who's the best singer?:	Me.
Who's on your shit-list?:	Me.
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:	No.
Who's your second family?:	Me.
Do you always feel understood?:	No.
Who's the loudest friend?:	Me.
Do you trust others easily?:	No.
Who's house were you last at?:	Mine.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in::	Mine.
Do your friends know you?:	No.
Friend that lives farthest away::	Me.
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?:	No.
What do you find romantic?:	Romance.
Turn-on?:	Too many things to name.
Turn-off?:	Too many things to name
First kiss?:	I kissed myself when I was about 14 and masturbated the first time.
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?:	If someone i knew had interesting in u i would feel u were a assman.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going:	Whatever.
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out:	I wanted 2 eat ur mom.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv:	Yeah, of course.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:	I suppose. I would not know.
What is best about the opposite sex?:	They are sexy.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:	They are opposite.
What's the last present someone gave you?:	A brain.
Are you in love?:	Yes.
Do you consider your significant other hot?:	He's very hot.
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?:	Your mom.
You wanted to kill?:	Martha Stewart.
That you laughed at?:	Chickenman.
That laughed at you?:	Me.
That turned you on?:	Me.
You went shopping with?:	Me.
That broke your heart?:	Me.
To disappoint you?:	Me.
To ask you out?:	Me.
To make you cry?:	Me.
To brighten up your day?:	Me.
That you thought about?:	Me.
You saw a movie with?:	Me.
You talked to on the phone?:	Yes.
You talked to through IM/ICQ?:	No.
You saw?:	Maybe.
You lost?:	I guess.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?:	Yeah. I'm going out with Barney the Dinosaur. What a sesxy man.
Will it be with your significant other?:	Bob.
Or some random person?:	Pools.
What are you wearing right now?:	Pink Floyd T-shitr.
Body part you're touching right now::	Your breasts.
What are you worried about right now?:	Doing this chemistry homework.
What book are you reading?:	Your mom. She's a good book.
What's on your mousepad?:	Your mom. She's a good mouse pad.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling::	Numbly bitten finger nails.
Are you bored?:	I like boards. They are made of wood.
Are you tired?:	Yeah.
Are you talking to anyone online?:	No. I don't feel like it.
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:	No.
Are you lonely or content?:	Lonely.
Are you listening to music?:	Yes.

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