Monday, March 22, 2004

I come along but I don't know where you're taking me. I shoot and go but you're reaching dragging shaking me.

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	No. As I said, I'm never going to drink that shit.
Do you party a lot? How often?:	No. Zero hours a week.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	Oh yes. You know I do.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	I don't say it often. But since I like to use similies, it may be often. At least in my head.
Do you skip classes? How often?:	No. I never skip. . .need my good education if you know what I [don't] mean.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	I've never had sex. When and IF I do, I shall have protected sex. What exactly is "casual sex," anyway?
Do you steal?:	I steal hearts.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	All of the time. A few times I have gone to school just wearing boxers. [The answer is no. Not really. If wearing a somewhat tight shirt counts, I guess yes too.]
Do you drool over celebrities?:	No. They're so fake.
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	Nope. I haven't watched TV all week. I think that says a lot about TV and me.
Do you ever watch the News?:	No. The news is about selling fear for you to consume.
Do you even care about world issues?:	Not really. But sometimes. Sometimes.
Do you read books often?:	Often. Hm. I guess so. I read at least ten pages a day, at the least.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	I think so. I have a D in Geometry and Chemisty I think.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	Yeah. All my friends are in my head.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	I smoke the bones of baby dolls.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	No.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	No. It's more like lust.
Do you cuss a lot?:	If I'm in the mood.
Are you desperate to fit in?:	No.
Are you intelligent?:	I don't think so, but people say I am.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	I'm not a woman, sorry.
Black eyeliner?:	I'm not a girl, sorry.
Black eyeshadow?:	I'm not a puella, sorry.
Black trenchcoat?:	I wear a black leather coat, if that counts.
Black boots?:	Nope. Why would I wear boots when shoes are infinitely more comfortable?
Black fishnets?:	Fishnets? What?
Black nail polish?:	No, I'm not a woman, as I have said afore.
Cigarettes?:	You already asked this. My mom smokes and I hate it. I hate cigs.
Heavy metal music?:	Yes, when I am in the mood.
Marilyn Manson?:	He's good.
Kittie?:	They're okay.
Cradle of Filth?:	Haven't heard any.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	No.
Do you like to be seen as:	What? What do I like to be seen as?
Are you an intellectual?:	I don't think so.
An atheist?:	If I have to give a label to it, yes.
Horrible home life?:	No.
Hopelessly depressed?:	At times.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	At times.
Self-mutilation?:	No.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	What about plaid? What is plaid, anyway?
Big black boots?:	You already asked this. No.
Mohawk?:	They're ugly. Another thing for me to point and laugh at.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	I cannot stand piercings, except for ear piercings, those I can stand. Especailly facial, no no no no. Ugly.
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	No, no, and no.
Wild hair colors?:	Not really. I've dyed my hair blonde a few times. That is about the extent of it.
NOFX?:	Haven't heard much of them. From what I can tell, I don't like them. Punk music isn't my thing, really.
Rancid?:	They're okay.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	No.
A:	What about "A"? It is the first letter of the alphabet. A is for asshole, which describes this quiz.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	-1232242353456467667856876876.65657576876878078978
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	HELL no.
Play a lot of sports?:	HELL no.
Talk a lot about sports?:	HELL HELL HELL no.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	Yes. I think about how much I hate sports.
Are you arrogant?:	The pope a jew?
Are you a male or female whore?:	I'm a male whore. I sold myself to you.
Are you homophobic?:	Not at all.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	I tease them, but not for that reason. More like flirting I guess.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	Indeed,.
Boobs = yes?:	Boobs=yes.
Parties = yes?:	Parties=no.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	No. I wish but no.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	Oh like yeah like totally like I like my butt.
Have you ever been on a diet?:	Yeah, I have. On my own way though.
How much did you lose?:	About 40 pounds.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	I am not sure. Sometimes I think so.
Make yourself throw up?:	No.
Make-up?:	Sure, I'll make out with you.
Low-cut tops?:	Those are sexy. I like skirts--those are sexy.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	About size F.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	Yeah. At the same moment I extend my middle finger, giving a nice birdie that lays an egg.
Giggle a lot?:	Yeah. I giggle about your mom.
What's the deal with boys?:	They need sex. That's what it is, I think. Damn pigs. We should slaughter them all.
Thongs?:	Thongs are sexy. Yes.
Pretty bras?:	Oh yes! I like ones that have flying butterflies on them! Makes you want to go into a cocoon and become a butterfly yourself.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	I read Playgirl. Not that stuff though. That stuff's for wussies.
Who's the weaker sex?:	George Bush is.
Are you a feminist?:	Yeah. I hate you.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	Yeah. I think he was burned in a fire, and he had all this plastic surgery down afterwards so he could show that he wasn't burned.
How often do you shave your legs?:	Every second.
How about your armpits?:	Every millisecond.
Are you emotional?:	Yeah. Emotional like a car. I also rev, and my engine's well-oiled.
Especially when on your period?:	Yeah--when I get to the end of a sentence, and put down that period, and am on it, I am very sad and emotional. Whyt do sentences have to end?
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	Originality, bob.
Independence or Companionship?:	A middleman of the two~
Stability or Freedom?:	Your mom.
Personal or Interpersonal?:	Chicken, please. Personal.
Introvert or Extrovert?:	Introvert.
Popularity or Isolation?:	Isolation.
Unique or Loved?:	Both.
Understood or Individual?:	Individual.
You or Them?:	Muffin Man.

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