| Pepsi or Coke: | Pepsi. |
| Diet Snapple or Regular: | I don't drink that crap. |
| Coffee or Hot Chocolate: | Neither. |
| Bikini or One Piece: | Both are fine. |
| Skinny or Fat: | Middlepoint is fine. |
| Tall or Short: | Middlepoint is fine, but I tend to like shorter women it seems. Who knows. |
| Blondes or Brunettes: | Brunettes. But it's not a big deal. |
| Braces or No Braces: | No braces. |
| Yellow Teeth or Brown Teeth: | O.o. How about white teeth? |
| Boy or Girl: | Girl. |
| Softball or Volleyball: | Neither. I hate sports. |
| Mets or Yankees: | I don't care. Refer to question above. |
| R or S: | S, because S is more sexy than R. |
| earrings or necklaces: | Necklaces. |
| funny and fat or skinny and stupid: | Middlepoint. |
| night or day: | You already asked this. Night. |
| swim or ski: | Swim. |
| school or sleep: | Sleep. |
| america or france: | America. |
| abercrombie or bebe: | Bebe. |
| tan or pale: | Pale. |
| lipstick or lipgloss: | You already asked. |
| coverup or pimpleface: | You already asked and you know it. |
| bike or roller blades: | Quit asking the same questions, Bob. |
| convertible or suv: | No. |
| tom hanks or george clooney: | No. |
| dating your teacher or dating your little brothers friend: | No. |
| girl breaking up with guy or guy breaking up with girl: | No. |
| long kisses or pecks: | No. |
| hott or not: | No. |
