| Basic things Julia needs to know. |
| How old do you think you are emotionally?: | 4895347895734895734895748957348957457349587348957348957893457348957644653478 eons old. |
| What would your name be if you were a porn star OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: | Ms. Mr. |
| What planet do you live on?: | Uranus. It's so asstronomical. |
| What Religion do you choose not to practice?: | All of them. |
| Stuff I don't need to know, but I'm gonna ask anyways. |
| Name your secret crush if you have one?: | Her name's Clarice, Mimmi, Bob, and Sandra Bobbersas Mr. Ms. |
| If you won't name them, give us a hint about them.: | They are your mom's mom's mom. Also is your dad's lover. And your mother's mother's mother. Incestuous, no? |
| Do you want to save the world? how?: | No. It's a useless cause. |
| Tell me a secret...: | I'm telling you a secret. |
| make an assumption about something random.: | Your daddy's a whoreable whore! |
| You did what? With who?: | I fucked you. With you. |
| Say something nice.: | You have a nice face, it kind of falls over in the shadows and is so unlined and beautiful |
| Say something mean.: | You're a fucking sexism-induced bitch with nanomachine hearts in your head that fuck all the way up your fucking FUBARed head. |
