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Thursday, October 2, 2003
When dumb people go numb.
Mood: COWS
MOOSIC: Poosion-Every Rooster Has its Corn
WARNING: severe stupidity is driveled below. Mitchell Grant Smith himself neither endorses these acts of utter stupidity, nor does he enact them.
[Cast]
[Beaveer-Father to Tony
Queen Askuka-Mother of Queen Asuka
Jenna-Sad, melancholy housewife and sister of Asuka
Mitch-The king of the world
Piro-The man who has long hair
Tony-Scary peach head
Heavens Cloud-The king of Japan
wrist cutter-The evil, rebirthed form of Kramer
And...lastly...Dits-the man that no one knows]
[Scene: Public Nudist Camp]
[Enter Mitch and Tony]
Mitch: Heeeeeeeeeey, it's Peach Head. Wherefore dost thou come forth?
Tony: I cum furth fer the chicks!! Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
[Tony places his hand affectionately on Mitch's shoulder, patting it gently in a friendly manner.]
Tony: Sooooo....wuh you her? You her fer teh chickers too?
Mitch: Excuseth me? Whateth doth thou sayth? Thou sath I cometh to playeth checkeresth?
Tony: FER THE CHIKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitch: Ah, youth meanth theth Harlots? You saucy, saucy fellowth youth. I am obliged, lest I hear you speaketh, that you yonder hath hit the bottle hard.
Tony: Bluh blah bloh bluh...yer all falk, nuthen mer nuthen less. Uh cun tulk luk tat too, yah knew.
Mitch: [Confused] Whatth? Thoeth sayeth youth canth fucketh nutting moreth thanth nothingth elseth? Hahth, ath saucyth fellow indeedth; a man of manyth alchemeies...
Tony: "Ur mooth o mooney alcromes," whutth tehth fooktheth usth thusth booshooth?
Du ya wanna fught?
[Enter Beaveer, a stern look upon his face]
Beaveer: Ya nigger-riddin asscheese, what the fick are ya doin bitchin and moanin with yer good freind, Sir Mitchell Smith hisself, th great'st man on this whore's lips we calls earth? Yous missin out on th meat, alls the whores're right o'er here, gets yer shit tergether, and gets over here!
[Aside, to Mitch]
I'm sorry he's bein such an assclown, but, alas, it's his ficked nature; specially when he hits his medication so hard--he's gots major problems with somes things--such as tamatoes--and fore he has ta take some pills. Toxicating as they re, he's a good boy, ayeh.
[Exit All]
...I will continue this later lol.
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