Tuesday, October 7, 2003

Well, Heaven, you remember when you said I should post stuff about you, well, here we go.

Mood: Amused.
Music:Nightwish-Angels Fall First

1)Have you ever considered why stereotypes are called stereotypes? I mean, it has nothing to do with what it's saying yet it's called a "stereotype."

My theory is that barney was in a bar one eve, drunk to his ass, and had some old tape player, and started listening to it over and over and over in a drunken rage. Then it eventually got so over-used and worn down that it was just all scratchy and crappy.

Then, magically, he said, "Stereotype," all about the crowd, and began calling everyone a, "Jew Shmew," and a, "Christian Pisshan," and other such fallacies.

Yes, I believe that's how that happened.

2) Have you ever tried baking paper? It should be the national food for the poor...I mean, it's not sparse, it's all over, it's easily made. Plus it's used to wipe your butt. That is so a reason to bake it and eat it. Mm, baked paper. Now I have a hankering for it.

3) What is heavens cloud? Is it whipped cream? Better be.

That stuff's just swell.

4) Have you ever wondered if George Bush Jr. is a reincarnation of Curious George? I have. I've also wondered if Osama bin Laden is a reincarnated Big Mama.

...I'm not funny, am I. Well, at least I can steal ideas from Heavens Cloud. This seperates me from everyone else.

5) If I jump off I cliff, I will hit the ground. If I eat bacon, I will be eating bacon. If I will be eating bacon, I will hit the ground with my humongous gut that's grown too large to be small and not large.

Use the transitive property for this: If A=B, and B=C, then A=C.

6)Semjaza Azazel: Oh well.
Dilapoid: No, no.
Dilapoid: Swell.
Dilapoid: Swell is the new word of the weel.
Dilapoid: *week
Semjaza Azazel: No.
Semjaza Azazel: Weel is the new word.
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Okay okay.
Dilapoid: Yo win.
Dilapoid: Weel, it's dark out.
Dilapoid: *thinks of other uses.
Dilapoid: *
Semjaza Azazel: Weel actually means goat testicles soaked in bull urine.
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Only you would know this, Tony Jackobs. Or however your last name is spelled since I believe it is spelled wrong and I am too lazy to change it.

It speaks for itself.

7) When I get older, Ima gonna be a peditrician! Ima gonna make you buttiful!

Pun intended.

8)A sword is sharp. A pencil writes. A pen inks. And me, I'm just a dork.

9)So I'm running out of ideas. But really, if I'm running out of something, wouldn't I be walking? Or would I even be strafing? What about ambling? Ambling is so the better word. So is.

10) So I'm ambling out of ideas it is then.

11) One last thing I suppose.

Me and this kid named Ryan Dosch made this awesome video for our history videos. They had to be about something the courts would consider using to change legislature. So we chose old people driving.

Man, it's great. I took his stuffed animals, made and awesome deep voice for that Coyote from the Looney Toons cartoon, then this other dude that was green and small and gave him a lower voice.

I went insane. Then we took some lego dudes, a lego car, a lego dude on a bike.

Then I drove really really slow up to it...and then, when you least expected it, I just jumped like hell all over the bike with the car, totally runing the person's lego face.

Great stuff.
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