Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Lily noose

Mood: Homework.
Music: Bob Dylan-If You See Her, Say Hello

Dilapoid: Thank you trial version of AOL!!!1
XtremeVerbatage: ??
Dilapoid: Exactly as stated.
Dilapoid: And goodbye timer shit.
XtremeVerbatage: AOL sucks tho
Dilapoid: Did you show RPGcrazy a "good time"?
XtremeVerbatage: what?
Dilapoid: lo
Dilapoid: lol
XtremeVerbatage: lol
XtremeVerbatage: ::smacks Mitch::
Dilapoid: Come on..
XtremeVerbatage: silly goose
Dilapoid: MOre like cum on.
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Smack me harder, master.
Dilapoid: Hm. Time for geometry
Dilapoid: And you're a lily noose.
XtremeVerbatage: lol
Dilapoid: That would be a good poem..
Dilapoid: He was a silly goose all over the shore
With a lily on im, too tight to throw
He was a lily noose all down to the heart
With a bloodhole on his big heart.
XtremeVerbatage: ok
XtremeVerbatage: are you high?
Dilapoid: Anyways, isn't it awesoem that two lines are parallel if and only if they are Alt Interior angles that are congruent?
Dilapoid: It's just so intersting.
Dilapoid: *interesting
Dilapoid: *awesome
Dilapoid: I don't condone drug use.
XtremeVerbatage: dude
Dilapoid: And I don't do drug use.
XtremeVerbatage: been 7 years since i was in Geometry
Dilapoid: Dude what lol?
Dilapoid: lol
XtremeVerbatage: good show
Dilapoid: Good show what? Acting like I was high?
Dilapoid: It wasn't a show lol.
XtremeVerbatage: it's been a long damn time since i took any form of Geometry
XtremeVerbatage: no
Dilapoid: Let me reviatlize your mind.
XtremeVerbatage: good show that you don't do drugs
Dilapoid: I plan never to as well.
XtremeVerbatage: ok whatever dude
Dilapoid: If only I could spell lol.'
XtremeVerbatage: good show
Dilapoid: *revitalize
XtremeVerbatage: If only I had a heart
XtremeVerbatage: a brain
XtremeVerbatage: some noive
XtremeVerbatage: :d
XtremeVerbatage: :-D
Dilapoid: Parabolas.
Dilapoid: Look it up. Heh.
XtremeVerbatage: lol
Dilapoid: kik is the new lol.
Dilapoid: kik
XtremeVerbatage: Low animals in winter equals funtime in spring. Fun 41. 32Z
Dilapoid: Eh?
Dilapoid: Did you know that 138 divided by 2 equals 69?
Dilapoid: This is awesome.
Dilapoid: 69.
Dilapoid: lol
XtremeVerbatage: Low animals in winter equals funtime in spring. Fun 41. 32Z
XtremeVerbatage: must not forget to have is to not have
XtremeVerbatage: and Springtime for Hitler does have
Dilapoid: Best. Problem. Ever.
XtremeVerbatage: no the best problem ever is how do destroy the world without violence
Dilapoid: No, no.
Dilapoid: It is 2x=128.
XtremeVerbatage: it involves many many electromagnets
XtremeVerbatage: and a midget
Dilapoid: 69 just makes my day, you know.
XtremeVerbatage: we must not forget ze midget
Dilapoid: Fine.
XtremeVerbatage: he is integral in the destruction of the world brought about by nonviolent means, that is,
Dilapoid: The midget and 69 and magnets can all get together.
Dilapoid: And have party.
XtremeVerbatage: using electromagnets
XtremeVerbatage: no
Dilapoid: Okay, a baby shower.
XtremeVerbatage: only magnets and midgets
Dilapoid: BABY SHOWER.
XtremeVerbatage: there is no room for 69
Dilapoid: Yes there
Dilapoid: is.
XtremeVerbatage: only magnets and midgets
XtremeVerbatage: no
XtremeVerbatage: no baby shower either
Dilapoid: Just go in the hotel.
Dilapoid: There's a 69.
XtremeVerbatage: only magnets and midgets
XtremeVerbatage: no
XtremeVerbatage: no baby shower either
Dilapoid: That's the room.
XtremeVerbatage: only magnets and midgets
Dilapoid: Fine.
Dilapoid: In room 68.
Dilapoid: *69.
XtremeVerbatage: to solve ze problem at hand,
XtremeVerbatage: we only shall ust magnets und midgets
Dilapoid: Yes surrah?
XtremeVerbatage: no
XtremeVerbatage: no room
XtremeVerbatage: just electromagnet and midget
XtremeVerbatage: the midget's name oos Froderick
Dilapoid: E=MCsquared.
Dilapoid: E=Electromagnet
Dilapoid: M=Midget
XtremeVerbatage: und ze electromagnet is named Seodore
XtremeVerbatage: no
Dilapoid: I can't do math, I suck.
XtremeVerbatage: E=Energery
Dilapoid: What is half of 69?
XtremeVerbatage: not electromagnet
Dilapoid: 36?
XtremeVerbatage: and M does not equal Midget
Dilapoid: But that wouldn't be squared.
XtremeVerbatage: M does equal Mass
Dilapoid: Hm.
Dilapoid: Fine, fine.
XtremeVerbatage: und zere is no half of 69
Dilapoid: Yes there is.
XtremeVerbatage: for ozerwize, you would be beating off
Dilapoid: Exactly lol.
XtremeVerbatage: no
XtremeVerbatage: zere is not
Dilapoid: Fine.
XtremeVerbatage: zere is only electromagnet and midget
Dilapoid: You're just too smart for me.
Dilapoid: :p
XtremeVerbatage: and ze Midget's name is Froderick
XtremeVerbatage: und ze electromagnet is named Seodore
Dilapoid: (This better go in your sig, by the way, or I will PM RPGcrazy acertaining to giving her a "good time")
Dilapoid: *ascertaining
Dilapoid: :-P
XtremeVerbatage: such is ow it is devised, und zat is how it will be dun
XtremeVerbatage: come, Seodore
Dilapoid: Uh cun terk luke sky walkers.
XtremeVerbatage: come Froderick
XtremeVerbatage: we go to destroy ze world wizout violence
XtremeVerbatage: no
Dilapoid: But violence is needed to ascertain the midget.
XtremeVerbatage: no luke skywalkers
Dilapoid: For he was raped into being.
XtremeVerbatage: only ze midget and ze electromagnet
Dilapoid: Poor midget.
XtremeVerbatage: no
Dilapoid: Raped into existence.
XtremeVerbatage: i have midget named Froderick here beside me
Dilapoid: what is 84/7?
XtremeVerbatage: he is long time friend
Dilapoid: LIke longer that 69?
XtremeVerbatage: und abuses himself, so zere is no need to abuse him further
XtremeVerbatage: you say nozzing
Dilapoid: Nosing?

Dilapoid: What?
Dilapoid: Okay.
XtremeVerbatage: nozzing
Dilapoid: "Nosing," said Midget mitch.
XtremeVerbatage: und ve are agreed
XtremeVerbatage: such midget and electromagnet
Dilapoid: Life is sad, life is a bust, all you can do is do what you must.
Dilapoid: But I thought he was called Forderick?

Dilapoid: And he patronized the ford?
XtremeVerbatage: no
XtremeVerbatage: he is namad Froderick
Dilapoid: Then he is Ford's son?
XtremeVerbatage: und he does not worship Ford
XtremeVerbatage: he is but a midget
Dilapoid: Roferdick.
Dilapoid: Rofer Dick.
Dilapoid: That is my new frien.
Dilapoid: *friend
XtremeVerbatage: no
XtremeVerbatage: Froderick
Dilapoid: ROFERDIRCK!!!!11111111
Dilapoid: *Dick
XtremeVerbatage: but zat friend is not part of ze equazion
Dilapoid: Cockatrices......and SEXUAL FAIRIES!
Dilapoid: Yes!
Dilapoid: Orgasmic pleasures..like candy corn
XtremeVerbatage: the equazion only calls for midget named Froderick
Dilapoid: It doesn't taste like corn, but it tastes like candy.
XtremeVerbatage: and electromagnet namad Seodore
XtremeVerbatage: no
Dilapoid: Fine. But Roferdick and 69 are going to cause violence.
XtremeVerbatage: no candy corn
XtremeVerbatage: no orgasmic pleasures
XtremeVerbatage: only electromagnet and Froderick, ze midget
XtremeVerbatage: zey are not required for zis operation
Dilapoid: And just because Roferdick is an anagram of Froderick does not mean they have any sexual relations.
XtremeVerbatage: und now
XtremeVerbatage: we go to destroy ze world
Dilapoid: That's like saying Clinton and Monica had sexual relations.
XtremeVerbatage: wisout violence
XtremeVerbatage: we bid you good morrow
XtremeVerbatage: but ze world will be gone shortly, zus, we shall nut speek agun.
Dilapoid: Go, 69! Give thee wont he deserves!
XtremeVerbatage: come Froderick
XtremeVerbatage: come Seodore
XtremeVerbatage: we are oof
Dilapoid: Give it to him anally~
XtremeVerbatage: no
Dilapoid: And be off with the midget's head.
XtremeVerbatage: no 69.
XtremeVerbatage: no
Dilapoid: I am genius.
Dilapoid: Hahaha.
Dilapoid: Puns are fun.
XtremeVerbatage: only midget and electromagnet.
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