Wednesday, September 14, 2005

   RANDOMNESS

Lines from a book i'm reading: "You meant to tread on that crack so that I'd have to thump some poor creature whose only fault is wanting to tear you limb from limb." "Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." HEE HE If any of you figure out what book it is let me know. And that concludes RANDOMNESS for today. n_~

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Monday, September 12, 2005

   YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I'm in the top ten!I'm in the top ten!I'm in the top ten!I'm in the top ten!I'm in the top ten!Yay! I'm so happy I've been working on getting into the top ten forever. Oh Yeah, I'm in the top ten in greetings just in case you were wondering. Kinda left out that detail. Kay I have to go write a newspaper article now, but I just thought I share my joy with you. Bye n_n

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Sunday, September 4, 2005

   Um....Hello

Hiya how's everyone doing. Once again it's been ages since I added a post, and now that I am I can't think of anything to say. I mainly just trying to balance fun stuff like anime with not so fun stuff like Calculus. When we can to together and find the time me and Ceekari are working on some more fanfics. For those of you who were reading our therypy fanfic we are so sorry for just letting you guys hang like that. It is now completly finished tho and we do plan to post it. Only thing is that we'll have to post it from the beginning all over again since we changed things around a little. Well anyway I'm just sitting here kinda bored and kinda tired right now. I think I'll go look at some of your guy's sites then go take a nap. See ya. n_n

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

   Me is finally back and is Slayers Happy n_n

First I'll just say I'm sorry for not posting in like months, but I have very little access to a comp. during the summer. Hopefully thats all going to change b/c I finally talked my parnets into getting me one. Hope I get it soon. I have been to much just working and reading and bascically letting summer pass by. Here in about two weeks I'll thourgh my High school doors as a senior, yeah I know scary thought and I still have one book left to read for AP English. Other that me and ceekari recently found Slayers, I think were pretty much oppessed and we've only seen the Tryed saga, which as I understand it is the last one. We finished watching the series last night then proceeded to collect around two hundred pictures. I've made three Greetings and two Wallpapers. I put the one of Xellos as my site background, I pretty sure he's my favorite charater, altho I liked Valgov too. Slayers is about all me and Ceekari have talked about for a week. Last we somehow got talking about which charaters would look better in Boxers or Briefs. I leaning more towards boxers for most charaters briefs are kinda scary. But what is even scarier is that I can't imagine some characters in either, kinda makes you wonder if their going commado. Let me know what you guys think, give me your favorite Slayers Charater(or really just your favorite charater) and tell whether you think thier boxers of briefs. Should be fun. n_n

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Gomenasai!

I know I've not posted in like forever, but I went on spring break and then the comps. crashed and by the time I could post I just did'nt feel like it. I know thats a lame excuse but that's my story and I'm sticken to it. I really havn't done much on the O lately, just submitted a few greetings. I'm really sorry about leaving you guys hanging with the fanfic, but after spring break me and Ceekari decided to go thru and inject some more humor, we're not quite done yet. Other then that I've not done much of anything, I've had alot of family come to my house all right in a row, so I've been spending alot of time with them. Plus the school year is ending and I've got some exams coming up. I can't believe I'll be a senior next year. My parents are already all into me going to college, they are all like your lazy do you realize your be in college in a year. And I'm all like Hello I pretty much make all A's and I'm taking to college classes next year what more do you want. Somtimes it gets super annoying, but I guess thats okay, they just want me to go to a good school. Me and Ceekari went and visited a college two weeks ago, we both liked it pretty well. Well I'm sick of typing I talk to you guys later, hopefully not like a month later. n_n

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

FanFic Part...Um...What part are we on again

Only one chapter today to, were having a few chronological order difficulties with rest since we rearranged the order to things a litte. Hope you enjoy this chapter tho. n_n Chapter Six – A Little More Than Identity Problems Ishtar and Duzell sat down, trying not to get frosting, jell-o, and other less identifiable substances on the chairs. Which proved to be nearly impossible, but Mitzy and Chrissy agreed that it was the thought that counted. Mitzy and Chrissy also sat down carefully. “Let me guess,” said Mitzy. “You are having identity problems because no one can tell you from your twin, am I right?” Duzell and Ishtar looked at each other. “Actually,” said Ishtar, “I came here to hide from my bodyguard, Darres. Although now that you mention it, Duzie could use a little therapy, I think.” “Wait a sec! I thought you said you had relations here! You didn’t say they were shrinks!” Ishtar smiled. “Um, yeah…they’re distant cousins or aunts, or something.” Duzell glared. “Ishtar, you had better not even try suggesting I seduce them.” Mitzy and Chrissy both turned bright red. “Don’t worry,” said Ishtar. “I wasn’t going to. I know you like Illsaide.” Duzell spluttered. “I do not!” he yelled. “Whatever. Maybe if you just ask nice they’ll let you bite them,” Ishtar said in a stage whisper. “Um, hey?” Mitzy asked, rather nervous. “Maybe we should try word association or something now?” Ishtar grinned. “Sounds like fun!” Mitzy nodded, and decided to try to stick with safer words. “Animals?” she asked. “Duzie!” Ishtar yelled, glomping Duzell. Duzell growled. Duzell glared moodily. Mitzy gave him a look, but continued anyway. “Family?” “Falan!” said Ishtar. “Don’t have one.” Chrissy asked, “You have no blood relations at all?” “Oh, I have a few blood relations…” Duzell said, grinning and showing fangs. Chrissy went pale and shut up quickly. “Eheheheh. Um, next word? Uh, love?” Mitzy asked, sweatdrops all over her forehead. “Darres!” Ishtar said, then clapped a hand over her mouth. “Hunting down Phelios’ reincarnation then ripping out his internal organs and dancing in his entrails,” said Duzell. “What?” he asked, looking at the two shrinks faces. “You’ve been watching Eva again, haven’t you, Duzie?” she asked. To the shrinks she whispered, “He really likes Kaworu, especially that one bath scene.” Duzell practically screamed, “I do NOT! Geez, why do you always have to make me seem gayer than I already look?” Ishtar whispered again to the shrinks, “I think he’s in denial.” Chrissy nodded. “Maybe getting him to talk will tell us his problem…er, problems.” To Duzell she said, “Now why don’t you tell us about you life?” “Lives,” Duzell said. “Plural.” Chrissy nodded understandingly. “Yes, tell us about your lives. We’ll listen.” To herself, she added, ‘If you don’t freak us out or try to bite us…’ She looked at Mitzy and knew she was thinking the same thing. Duzell sighed. “Ok, it’s like this. I was a big powerful mean vampire dude who was bored and wanted to fight with humans, because, let’s face it, they’re fun to play with. But then some mysterious stuff happened that no one seems clear on and I ended up getting killed by this girl’s great grandfather. So I swear revenge on his soul and I get reincarnated and I go around biting people to find him and turning into Ishtar’s twin so much that sometimes I act like a girl and stuff and so Ishtar keeps trying to hook me up with guys who aren’t even my type and…yeah. I think that about covers it. Oh, yeah, my other form, not the big mean vampire one, is a cute widdle kitty. Or so says Ishtar.” “You left out the part about accepting a marriage proposal from another guy,” Ishtar pointed out. “Oh, that brings me to my other other… other problem. ISHTAR THINKS I’M GAAAAAY!” Complete silence filled the room, but snickering could be heard in the waiting room. “Ok, then…” said Mitzy uncertainly. However, she didn’t get a chance to finish because at that moment, a loud voice yelled something to the effect of, “GET YOUR [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] OUT HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND SPANK YOU IN FRONT OF ALL YOU’RE LITTLE FRIENDS!!” Ishtar squeaked. “Duzie, quick! Be a kitty again!” Duzell suddenly disappeared, replaced by a ‘cute widdle kitty’. “Awwwww! How cute!” Chrissy yelled, picking him up. He bit her hard on the hand. “Owie! He bit me!” Chrissy whimpered as Duzell changed back into human form. “She isn’t even remotely related to you, you liar!” Duzell yelled at Ishtar. Belatedly, he realized that he was now in human form, and his human clothes were still on the floor. He squeaked and changed back. Chrissy, still covering her eyes, asked “Is it safe now?” Mitzy, who had been about to slap the ecchi, nodded. That had been one of the more unique happenings in the office that day, and that was definitely saying something. Suddenly, a sword impaled the door, removing it from its hinges. A tall young man in a warrior’s outfit stood there frowning at Ishtar. “We’ve been looking everywhere for you! Vord thought you had gone back to Ci Xeneth to teach the monsters how to make jell-o!” An older woman, er, man…person walked in behind the guard. “Darres, you know she only does this to get attention,” he/she/it said. “I know, Yujinn, but don’t you think this is going a little far? I mean, when you have to come all the way out here to this fanfic to find her and get hit on by strange, bald women-“ “That wasn’t a woman, and I fixed his hair,” said Yujinn. “He’s actually rather pretty now.” Duzell and Darres shuddered and moved away. Darres grabbed Ishtar’s hand and dragged her away. Duzell, still a kitty, went after them, followed by Yujinn, a confused Mitzy, and a still bleeding Chrissy. Bonus Chapter– Chrissy vs. Mitzy OR Why Kaworu isn’t in This Fic (Chrissy is typing Character List) Chrissy: Ka..wo..ru… Mineminemine… Mitzy (looking over Chrissy’s shoulder): Hey, waitaminit! Kaworu’s mine! Chrissy (glare): No, he isn’t. Mitzy (glares back): Yes, he is. Chrissy: You already have Duo. Mitzy: So? You have Dark! Chrissy: No, Britty does. Kaworu is mine. Mitzy: You wanna fight? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Chrissy: Bring it, punk! Mitzy: GRAAAAAA!!! DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF THIS SCENE, READER DISSECTION IS ADVISED. ON SECOND THOUGHT, WE’LL JUST CENSOR IT. YOU CAN STILL SEE THE FIGHT ON PAY-PER-VEIW, THOUGH. AND…WE’RE BACK! Chrissy (panting): Mine.. you old… hussy! Mitzy: Mine, you… two-timing…dog! Chrissy: I’m not… two-timing…anyone! Mitzy: You have… other characters! Chrissy: So… do you! Mitzy: But I like Kaworu! Chrissy: Well, he likes me! Mitzy: That’s not what he told me last night! Britty: Guys? You do realize that you are arguing over a FICTIONAL CHARACTER?! Chrissy and Mitzy (gasp): How dare you say that?! Britty: (rolls eyes) Could you at least settle the dispute a bit more maturely? Chrissy and Mitzy (pout): Fine. Mitzy: You can have him Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Chrissy: But you’d have him four days! Mitzy: Well you’d have him Friday nights! Chrissy: Grrrrr… Mitzy: Grrrr…You wanna fight again?! Chrissy: Yeah, I’ll whip you like last time! THIS SCENE CENSORED DUE TO VIOLENCE, BLOOD, GUTS, AND GENERAL GORE (NOT AL). WE WILL RETURN SHORTLY…WE HOPE. MINE

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

   More Fic

Okay just the one chapter for today. Hope you enjoy it. n_n Chapter Five – Fun with Food Chrissy was in the waiting room, holding on to Duzell’s arm. Duzell himself was looking a little ill. Mitzy took pity on him and pulled Chrissy away. The waiting room was still at a relatively high level of chaos, when there was a knock on the door. Mitzy and Chrissy ran over. Food! They held the door open for the snack deliveryman. It was Matt, a former patient. His old psychologist had given up after two sessions, but he still hung around the office, making himself useful when he could. He made a useful guard, with his unkempt hair, black wings, and horns. People were too afraid to break in. He always handed out the snacks with a smile, albeit a psychotic one. He did so now as he talked to Mitzy and Chrissy. “So, how’s work going?” he asked. “Same old, same old,” Mitzy said as she snatched up her seventh bag of M&Ms. “You?” “Things are going swell. I’m making a new Star Wars movie, and I haven’t caused anyone any major injuries at all this week.” “That’s great!” said Chrissy, munching a fudge brownie. The rest of the waiting room was quite now, except for the crunching and chewing sounds that all anime characters make when eating. That didn’t last long however. “FOOD FIGHT! Heads up, Quatre!” yelled Duo as he hurled a Snickers at the blonde man across from him. The candy bar smacked Quatre in the nose, and he quickly retaliated with a fistful of Skittles, some of which missed and rained onto a young-ish boy’s head. “Sorry, Daisuke!” Quatre yelled. His mom, seeing she was in no shape to defend himself, threw a honey-bun at Quatre. He ducked and the bun went sailing over his head. It hit Nuriko, who was still tightly attached to Duzell. “Ishtar! I could use some help!” he yelled at his twin. At this point, all hell broke loose. Nuriko gathered a handful of snacks from the cart and began hurling them with enough force to put holes in the walls… and other patients. Hideki took a Starburst to the forehead and fell. Chi poked him, looking confused. Chrissy jumped onto a chair. “ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!” Ed jumped up. “I’ll take a nutty-buddy…in your face!” he yelled as he chucked one at Chrissy. The snack nailed her in the left eye. Thankfully, her glasses stopped it from doing any real damage. However, now she was pissed. With a growl, she hurled a jelly doughnut at Ed. Ed ducked and the doughnut fell into Duzell’s lap. The twins simultaneously jumped up and entered the fight. Mitzy stood by the side, trying to talk reason into the psychos, including her co-worker, when a cupcake plopped onto her head. All thoughts of reasoning with her patients left her mind as she armed herself with a bag of Tostitos and began throwing them Frisbee-style around the room. One of the Frisbee-Tostitos hit Flueky as she peeked over her desk. Flueky, who had always had something of a temper, lost it and entered the fight as well. Matt had been throwing food all along, and he and Flueky teamed up against Chrissy and Mitzy, while all the patients seemed to be fighting indiscriminately. Behind up-turned table, the Gundam pilots were actively engaged in the battle. “Watch it , Trowa!” Quatre yelled. He shoved his friend aside and lobbed a glob of jell-o at Mitzy, who retaliated by climbing over the table and pouring a large box of nerds down the back of his pants. Heero shot Sango in the forehead with a marshmallow from his gun, causing her to fall backwards and land butt-first in large coconut cream pie. The mother who had come in with her son was attempting to strangle Satoshi with a Fruit by the Foot while growling that she’d never let him arrest her little boy. Her son was trying to make her understand that while he didn’t want to be arrested, he didn’t want her to murder anyone, especially not with a food he happened to like. The fight came to a halt when Nuriko grabbed the entire food cart and swung it across the room, knocking out the majority of the fighters in the process. Chrissy took Nuriko down with a well-aimed Hershey Kiss, and the two shrinks assessed the damage. Miroku was trying to feel up Sango, using the whipped cream on her rear as an excuse. Nuriko had collapsed onto Duzell, and was refusing to get off. Ishtar was trying not to step in anything while attempting to get Nuriko off him. All the Gundam pilots were still behind the overturned table, which was covered in splattered foodstuff. Their only casualties appeared to be Quatre, from the Snickers, and Heero’s gun, which had somehow gotten a jumbo Tootsie Roll jammed in the barrel. Heero was cradling it and glaring at anyone who came near. Ed was attempting to remove a Skittle from his nose, and Chi was systematically picking cupcake sprinkles out of Hideki’s hair. Matt and Flueky were munching on various M&Ms and Skittles from the floor. The room, needless to say, was a complete wreck. Magazines covered the floor, chair and end tables were overturned and everything was covered in food. Several cupcakes and doughnuts were stuck to the ceiling and walls. And the poor shrinks, Mitzy and Chrissy, were not in great shape either. Chrissy had an M&M or two in one ear and the shape of a nutty-buddy ingrained in her face. Mitzy had frosting in her hair and on her face, and was trying, without success, to reach it with her tongue. Chrissy gave a final shake of her head, sending the M&Ms flying from her ear, hitting Mitzy in the process. “Now, can we please have the next patient?” Chrissy asked, smiling like the lunatic that she was. “ME! I’LL GO!” yelled Duzell, crawling across the floor with Nuriko hanging onto his ankle. Ishtar stepped in to help, calling out an weird foreign language. Nuriko promptly went completely bald. He screamed and let go of Duzell long enough to yell something to the effect of, “My beautiful hair! You’re gonna get it, you hag!” On the other side of the room, Duo shuddered and moved as far away from Ishtar as he could. “Ooops,” said Ishtar. “I only meant to electrocute him a little. My bad!” She grabbed Duzell’s hand and followed the shrinks, leaving a sobbing, bald Nuriko behind. As they left, Mitzy turned and shouted, “When we get back, this room had better be spotless or it’s ‘Omae o korosu’ for all of you!” Duo, who had pretty much started the entire thing, squeaked out a “Yes, Ma’am!” I've never actually been in a big food fight so I had alot of fun writing this chapter. n_n

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Monday, March 21, 2005

   Part Three

Okay heres the thrid part, sorry it took so long, me and Ceekari had a few technical diffculties. n_n Chapter Three – Alchemic Anger Management(continued) Once they were in the office, Mitzy locked the door. “Now,” she said calmly, “Why don’t you tell us your problem?” Edward, who was being forcibly restrained in a chair by Chrissy, growled, “What problem? I don’t have a problem.” Chrissy and Mitzy exchanged glances. “We think you do,” said Chrissy. “Oh, yes,” said Mitzy, “You most definitely have problems. Now, I’ll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind, ok? Ed glared. “Temper,” said Mitzy. “My temper is fine.” “Life?” “Can’t be created.” “Family?” “Al.” “Fire?” “My house.” “Hand?” “Metal.” “Short?” “AM NOT!” Mitzy finished taking the notes. “Well, I think we know what the problem is. Now, let’s find out why.” Chrissy let go of Ed, who was now thoroughly tied to the chair. “I’m going to swing this watch, and you are going to watch it closely.” “Hey! That’s MY watch!” Ed shouted. “Shhh. Just watch the watch. Waaaatch the waaatch…” Chrissy said, swinging the State Alchemist’s watch in front of his face. “Now, tell us about your life. When did the problems start?” Chrissy asked. “When that freak out there called me pipsqueak and you guys kidnapped me.” “Um, how about a little earlier than that?” Chrissy suggested, holding Mitzy at bay. The shrink was about to kill the patient for calling Duo, whom she obviously had a crush on, a freak. “Um, well. My dad left us. My mom died because she missed him, and I made her flowers, and people called me short, and we tried to resurrect our mom, and I almost killed my brother, and I lost my arm and leg, but Winry made me some automail, so now I have a kick-ass arm and leg, but my brother is a suit of armor, and-“ “Ok, ok.” Chrissy said, pocketing the watch. “I think that’s fine for now. You may wait for us in the waiting room,” she said after she untied him. Ed stumbled out of the room in a daze. Chrissy made a gesture indicating the guy was a basket case, and Mitzy nodded. “The world’s full of ‘em,” she said. “Which is a good thing. More money for people like us.” Bonus Chapter – The Day the Muse Died Chrissy: (sobs) Mitzy: What’s wrong? Chrissy: My… my muse disappeared!! (sobs harder) Britty: Did she just say her moose is gone? Mitzy: (whispers) No, her muse, m-u-s-e. It’s the little creature that gives her inspiration, helps her creative juices get going. Britty: Ohhhh. What’s it look like? Mitzy: Kinda like this: Britty: o.O EEEP! Mitzy: Just kidding. You have one too. Britty: I do? Mitzy: (nodnod) You just have to know what it looks like. Britty: And that would be? Mitzy: This. Britty: ^__^ Ohhh, yeah, I think I’ve seen her under my bed. Mitzy: Yep, and there’s mine. Britty: O.o Figures. Mitzy: And Matt’s. Britty: I’m afraid to ask, but what’s Matt’s? Mitzy: Oh, just this. Britty: o.O; Mitzy: And Breanne’s Britty: It looks like they have about the same taste, huh? Mitzy: Then there’s Flueky’s. Britty: Yup, no surprise there. Mitzy: no, not really. And Darke’s. Britty: Cute ^_^ Mitzy: Yup. Britty: But what is Chrissy’s, then? Mitzy: This one Chrissy: (jumps up) YOU FOUND HER!!! (huggles her) Muse: X_X Mitzy: It’s no wonder it ran away… Britty: Yup… Chapter Four – A Computer Obsession Chrissy and Mitzy entered the waiting room with caution this time. They checked with the receptionist, a brunette named Flueky, to see if anyone else had checked in. Sure enough, a Satoshi Hikaru had checked in. They spied the newcomer glaring at the young boy who had come in with his mother. The boy looked nervous, probably because his mother was glaring knives, daggers and other sharp objects at the boy who was staring at him. Mitzy took the list of names from Flueky, who was drooling on her keyboard while looking at pictures of her online boyfriend. Suddenly, there was a scream. “You’re a guy?!?!” one of the twins on the couch yelled. The purple haired lady, or, well, everyone else thought it was a lady, looked at the twin. “It’s not like you need to worry, I’m not interested in girls.” “I’m not a girl!” The twin yelled back. The other twin looked up. “Um, Duzie?” Belatedly, Duzie realized that that might not have been the smartest thing to tell her, er…him, just as the dude who looked like a lady glomped him. “Nuriko… get off me!!!” he yelled. Mitzy and Chrissy looked at each other, both thinking this was getting very interesting. “Um, Hideki and Chi? No last names…” Chrissy looked around the room. The magazine reader from earlier stood up. “That’s us,” he told the blonde girl with funny ears. Chapter Five - Average-Sized Issues Chrissy and Mitzy managed to get the two patients into the room with no problems. “Now, what seems to be the problem?” The blonde girl piped in. “Hideki is average-sized!” Both Mitzy and Chrissy turned an interesting shade of red. “Chi! I told you not to say that!” yelled Hideki. “Ah…um… If that’s the problem, I think there are other doctors you should… um… talk to,” said Mitzy. Chrissy nodded. “Nononono!” yelled Hideki. “That’s not the problem! I mean, I am, but- Argh! I’m in love with my computer!” Chi glomped the average-sized Hideki. “Hideki loves Chi!” Mitzy raised an eyebrow. “Sooo, she’s a computer.” Chrissy jumped up. “Chi! Can you search for cute single guys around here?” Chi nodded. “Chi thinks there are some in the waiting room.” Hearing this, Chrissy dashed out of the room, leaving a confused Mitzy to counsel the two lovebirds…love-processors? Mitzy sighed, then jumped up on her desk. “If you two love each other, go for it! Who cares if others make fun of you or think you’re a sick bastard who can’t find a real chick?! Who cares if they beat you up and burn down your house! YOU SHOULD BE FREE TO LOVE!!! Besides, you and Chi are really cute.” Hideki and Chi hastily made their way back to the waiting room, afraid of what the shrink might say next, or what Chi might repeat. Mitzy shrugged and went to find her co-worker. Bonus Chapter – The Gundam Pilots Decide to go to Therapy (Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei are sitting outside, enjoying the sun) Duo: Hey, Heero…Do you ever feel like ripping out random people’s entrails? All: o.o Heero: Yes. Duo: Think it might be because of the war? Heero: Hn. Quatre: I randomly feel like wearing my sisters’ dresses. Trowa: Same here. Quatre: Catherine doesn’t have a dress that will fit you. Trowa: I know. That’s why I’m not wearing one right now. Quatre: Ah. Wufei: You know, I’m beginning to think the fanfics are right. Quatre, Trowa: What, about you liking Duo? Wufei: -_-+ NO! (Quatre and Trowa giggle) Relena: What’s so funny? Duo: Heero wants to rip out people’s entrails, Quatre and Trowa want to wear dresses, and Wufei is in love with me. Wufei: I AM NOT! Relena: I think it’s time for a visit to the therapist. Duo: Hey, did you ever notice? If you put a space in therapist, it’s the rapist. Quatre: I don’t wanna go to the rapist!

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Friday, March 18, 2005

   Part Two Of The Fan Fic

Okay, heres Part Two hope you enjoy. Chapter Two – Perverts and Demon Slayers Once inside the counseling room, Chrissy, Mitzy, and the patients, whose names were Miroku and Sango, sat down. “So…” began Chrissy. “Inkblot?” she asked Mitzy. Mitzy nodded and held up a card. “What do each of you see?” she asked. Sango answered first. “An evil demon.” Miroku looked surprised. “Really? I think it’s a beautiful woman.” Sango glared at him. Chrissy and Mitzy shared nervous glances, wondering if they were about to witness a murder. “Um, Inkblot 2!” She said quickly, holding up the second card. Sango, distracted for the moment, looked at the card. “It’s my brother!” She yelled, snatching the card from Mitzy. Mitzy sweatdropped. “Word association?” she suggested. Chrissy nodded. “Um, I’ll say a word, and you guys say the first thing that comes to your mind, ok?” Sango nodded, still hugging the inkblot. “Life,” “Slaying demons,” said Sango. “Women,” said Miroku. “Love?” “Revenge,” said Sango. “Women,” said Miroku. “Hobby?” “Training,” said Sango. “Picking up women,” said Miroku. “Sadness?” “My brother,” said Sango. “No women,” said Miroku. Mitzy and Chrissy looked at each other. “You may return to the waiting room for a break.” Bonus Chapter – Bloopers and Blunders (1) (offscreen, in the waiting room) (Mitzy and Chrissy walk in) Chrissy: Heya Flueky. Watcha doing? (glances at the computer) Mitzy: O.O; Eeep! Flueky: Hey! Go away! Chrissy: Geez, how do they get into those positions? Mitzy: That looks painful… Flueky: Quit looking over my shoulders! Chrissy: Ok, ok…I still think those circus contortionists would break some bones… Mitzy: Yeah…Hey, tell me that camera isn’t recording. (2) (Mitzy is driving) SPLAT! Chrissy: Do you just hate mailboxes?! Mitzy: … That…wasn’t a mailbox… Chrissy: o.o; What was it…? Mitzy: OMG! It was Darke! (Darke in 3 ½ in form is plastered on the windshield) Darke: Ouch… Mitzy: OMG! We need to get him to the vet! Chrissy: Vet?! He’s not a pet! Mitzy: Well, would a doctor be able to treat a chibi Darke? Chrissy: I don’t know! (Darke is hanging on to the windshield wiper) Darke: Not to interrupt, but I’m sliding off the windshield here! (Mitzy is still driving) Mitzy: Oh, sorry! (slams on brakes) (Darke fliesssss…) (Thump.) Chrissy: o.o; Um, maybe we should just call 911… Mitzy: I can’t! I don’t know the number! Chrissy: How can you not know the number? It’s just 9 and 11! Mitzy: There’s no 11 on this phone!!! Darke: x.x Owie… Can I have a scotch? Or a Tylenol? Or both? Chapter Three – Alchemic Anger Management Back in the waiting room, there was a crash of glass as two unidentified men came through the door, quite literally. Both had braids, but that was about as far as the resemblance went. One was relatively tall, with a black cap and a braid that reached to his knees. Chrissy glanced at Mitzy, who was visibly drooling. She gently pushed Mitzy’s jaw back into place. The other, a blonde in a red coat was chasing the first in circles, apparently intending him great bodily injury. Meanwhile, the other patients were watching the spectacle with great interest. “Geez, chill out! I didn’t mean to insult your itty-bitty ego!” yelled the brown-haired one as he ducked behind the patient with the gun. Mitzy and Chrissy wondered if this was really a very safe hiding place. “Heero, help me out here! And where’s Wufei?” The man with the gun, Heero apparently, casually aimed the gun at the guy behind him. “You’re late, Duo,” he said coldly, “and Wufei managed to escape. Lucky b******” Heero held Duo’s attacker at bay with one hand, while still keeping Duo at gunpoint. “Gomenasai! I didn’t mean to be so late!” Duo shouted over the string of curses the braided blonde was shouting. “ Some crazy person’s car was parked across the only three open spots!” Chrissy looked over at Mitzy sternly, while Mitzy mumbled a barely audible “Oops.” “Ummmm…We can take the next patient now.” Chrissy called. Mitzy piped up. “In fact, I think we can take the short one there.” At this, the blonde seemed to lose it. “Do not call me SHORT! My name is Edward Elric! You know, the Fullmetal Alchemist?” Mitzy and Chrissy looked at each other. “Can’t say we’ve ever heard of you, sorry,” said Mitzy. “But I think some anger management counseling could do you a world of good,” Chrissy finished. And so the two psychiatrists dragged him into counseling. Well thats it for today, tomarrow we shrink Edward Elric, The Full Metal Alchemist(and one of my personal favorite charaters). So be sure to come for the next exciting chapters. n_n

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Thursday, March 17, 2005

   The Fic Is Finally Here!

Okay after long last and several postings telling you guys about our fanfic, here it is the first couple of chapters. Enjoy! n_n Character List: Britty – Friend of the authors. Has short curly brown hair and pretty blue eyes. (She’s a sweetheart ^_~ Much loves!) Chrissy – One of the authors/shrinks. Wears glasses, has green-ish eyes.(Blonde…enough said, but we still love her!! ^_^ – Britty note) Flueky – Other friend of the authors. She’s a tall brunette and has brown eyes. (She’s lovesick ^_~ Too much loves!) Mitzy – Other author/shrink. Brown hair, usually up in a ponytail, and brown eyes. (She’s also the editor/censor-er for when Chrissy gets out of hand) Darke – Online otaku friend of the authors (He’s British and 3 ½ inches tall) Matt – Other friend of the authors. Has kinda wild Brown hair and commonly wears Star Wars shirts. (He’s a wacko homo ^_~ And we love him) Daisuke – Main character from DNAngel Dark – Alter ego of Daisuke from DNAngel. Satoshi – Another main character from DNAngel Nuriko – Cross-dresser from Fushigi Yugi Sango – Demon-slayer from Inuyasha Miroku – Pervert from Inuyasha Ed – Main character from Fullmetal Alchemist Duo – Main character from Gundam Wing (MINE! - Mitzy) Heero – Other main character from Gundam Wing Trowa – Other other main character from Gundam Wing Quatre – Other other other main character from Gundam Wing (MINE! – Chrissy) Relena – Heero’s love interest/target? from Gundam Wing Duzell – Reincarnated vampire cat from Vampire Game Ishtar – Princess person from Vampire Game Darres – Princess’s love interest/body guard from Vampire Game Yujinn – “Cheerful*” magic teacher from Vampire Game Vord – Prince type person from Vampire Game Chi – Very cute personal computer from Chobits Hideki – Normal pervy teen, Chi’s owner from Chobits Raenef – Demon-lord-in-training from Demon Diary Eclipse – Raenef’s tutor from Demon Diary Erutis – Female swordsman from Demon Diary Chris – High preist in training from Demon Diary Shinji – Main character from Evangelion Kaworu – Character from Evangelion (Mineminemine! – Chrissy) Yuki – Main character from Fruits Basket (Mine…^__^ - Chrissy) Kyo – Other main character from Fruits Basket (Mine! – Mitzy) Ayaame – Yuki’s older brother from Fruits Basket Hakkai – Main character from Saiyuki (has sister issues) Gojyo – Pervy kappa from Saiyuki Prologue “OMG, we’re gonna be late!” Chrissy cursed as Mitzy swerved to avoid yet another trash can. “I’m going fast as I can, ya know!” Mitzy yelled back. There was a thump, and Chrissy could see a poor dead mailbox in her rearview. “Mitzy!! Do you hate mailboxes that much?!” Mitzy smiled evilly and looked at Chrissy. “Only when there are bills in them.” “Would you please- WATCH THE ROAD!!!” The car’s wheels thumped over the median into the Counseling Facility Parking Lot. Mitzy swerved into the nearest parking spot, not even bothering to stop the car before jumping out. Chrissy hastily leaped out as well. Both shrinks watched as the car rolled across the parking lot and bumped into a rather expensive looking blue convertible. “Oops.” Mitzy squeaked. Chrissy gave an exasperated sigh. I hope we make enough today to cover those damages…” Bonus Chapter – Innuendo… Chrissy: I hate bomb threats. How are we supposed to fic if we can’t go to newspaper? Mitzy: Sometimes I think that’s all you think about: ficking ficking ficking! Chrissy: I can’t help it! I like to fic! Britty: (exasperated) Why don’t you go fic with each other somewhere else? Mitzy: Cause I don’t feel like ficking right now! Chrissy: Fine then! Britty’ll fic with me, won’t you? (Looong silence) (Burst of giggles) Chrissy: That really doesn’t sound right! Mitzy: Yeah, and besides, you can’t fic with her, I’m your ficking partner! (More giggles) Britty: ^^; Um, guys? People are giving you weird looks now... Chapter One – Enter the Psychiatrists Once both therapists were in the office, they were instantly attacked by dozens of inanimate objects. Mitzy took cover from the various things hurtling through the air, but Chrissy was too slow and took a hit to the head from a flying dictionary. Mitzy darted out to drag the dazed Chrissy behind the waiting room chairs before the model skeleton could hit her. Beyond the legs of the chairs, the two could see the whole scene. “What’s going on? We never have this many patients?” wailed Mitzy. “It’s probably a good thing; we’ll need that cash to pay for what you did to the convertible!” Near the receptionist’s desk, a cute young girl with odd ears was holding on to an embarrassed boy about her age, who appeared to be reading a rather ‘interesting’ magazine. The girl looked at it and said something about, “Is she average sized?” Another woman with a loose ponytail and a major boomerang was angrily chucking magazines at a monk, who had apparently been hitting on a pretty purple-haired lady. A set of twins was seated on the couch, and every now and then the one on the left would point out an attractive man and the other would glare at her. To both therapists alarm, one of the patients appeared to be holding a gun at his side, fingers twitching, while a young blonde man and a brown-haired man with an exceedingly anti-gravitational hairstyle tried to back away very slowly. Mitzy and Chrissy wondered how on earth the man kept his hair like that. Gel, maybe? Slowly, watching for flying magazines this time, Chrissy and Mitzy stood. “Excuse me?” Chrissy peeped. Mitzy rolled her eyes. “HEY!” Mitzy yelled, quite loudly. All flying objects fell to the floor, as did quite a few of the people. Realizing everyone was looking at her, Mitzy sweatdropped. “Um, sorry we’re late?” “We can take patients now,” Chrissy said, wondering how on earth they would survive shrinking all these psychos. They were loonier than she was! Suddenly, a young boy, maybe fourteen, walked in with his mother, but the shrinks didn’t have time to ask for names before the mother set about propositioning every man in the room. She received a wide variety of interesting looks before the monk, dragging the woman with the boomerang behind him, finally approached her. “Will you bear my children?” “… father my son?” they asked simultaneously. In the background, the woman’s son was trying to get her attention, calling out, “Hey, mom! You already have a son! Remember me, Daisuke? Your son?!” However, before either could answer, boomerang-girl had dragged her partner to the door, growling, “We’re first.” Right so tomarrow the real shrinking begins, be sure to come back for the next exciting chapters. n_n

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