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Thursday, October 20, 2005


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Yatta! I have new fanart today! Another one done in class, but this time it was after I had my assignment done, so it's a bit better than the others. I wish I hadn't done it on lined paper, but eh, what can ya do? Votes and comments onegaishimasu!!

Okay, you know how I like fanfiction, right? And that most of what I read is yaoi, right? Well, I'm constantly talking to my male friends about this fanfic, or that fanfic, and they get interested, but then I tell them that its yaoi and they freak out. Well, one of my friends challenged me to write a short fic that had nothing to to with yaoi whatsoever, and to have boobs as the main topic. Yeah, perverted, I know, but a challenge is a challenge, and I would not back down! So, yeah, I wrote it. He thought it was funny, so I count it as a success. Don't let the subject matter weird you out, and keep in mind that this was written in about 15 minutes.

The Discussion

“I reaaaally need to get laid.” Duo sighed, kicking off his shoes and joining Heero on the grass.

Heero glanced at him. “Why?”

“I should think that would be obvious.” Duo replied, raising an eyebrow.

“There are obvious reasons. You just don’t seem like the type to go for a quick screw.”

Duo rolled his eyes. “Of course I want a real relationship, but right at the moment that’s not exactly possible. You know we aren’t allowed to get involved with outsiders. It would compromise the mission.”

“Yeah. So would getting ‘laid’.”

“But I miss boobs!” Duo whined

Heero barely managed to cover a snort.

“Hey, don’t laugh!” Duo exclaimed. “I’m serious!”

Heero smirked. “You don’t seem to realize how funny it is to hear that.”

“Whyzat?” Duo glowered at him.

“Hn, because I miss them too.”

Duo stared at him for a moment, then choked on his surprised laughter. The thought was simply too funny! The ‘Perfect Soldier’ missed breasts! He snorted—actually snorted—then said “Oh, no, my friend, that was funny to hear!”

“Hn.” It came out as a grunt, but Duo could tell Heero was amused.

They sat in silence for a few moments, watching the clouds pass.

“What do you miss the most about them?” Duo asked suddenly.

“What?”

“Breasts. What do you miss the most about them?”

Heero frowned at him. “What kind of question is that?”

“I was just curious.” Duo pouted.

Another frown this time puzzled. “Well what do you miss the most about them?”

“Nothing in particular. I just miss them.” Duo smirked.

“Hn, if I gave that answer, you’d make me answer again.” Heero growled.

“Really, I don’t know why exactly.” Duo shrugged nonchalantly

Heero gave him a flat look, deigning to answer.

Another few minutes of silence passed.

"I like breasts. They're soft and squishy. They're fun." Duo finally said.

“Aa.” Heero smiled suddenly. “They are fun.”


Heh, whatcha think? Like I said, it was done to prove I could write a fanfic--even a short one--that isn't yaoi. Uhm, yeah. *cough*myguyfriendsareperverts*cough* ^_^""

Oyasumi!

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