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Thursday, October 20, 2005


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Time of Post: 10:00 PM(MT)
Yatta! I have new fanart today! Another one done in class, but this time it was after I had my assignment done, so it's a bit better than the others. I wish I hadn't done it on lined paper, but eh, what can ya do? Votes and comments onegaishimasu!!

Okay, you know how I like fanfiction, right? And that most of what I read is yaoi, right? Well, I'm constantly talking to my male friends about this fanfic, or that fanfic, and they get interested, but then I tell them that its yaoi and they freak out. Well, one of my friends challenged me to write a short fic that had nothing to to with yaoi whatsoever, and to have boobs as the main topic. Yeah, perverted, I know, but a challenge is a challenge, and I would not back down! So, yeah, I wrote it. He thought it was funny, so I count it as a success. Don't let the subject matter weird you out, and keep in mind that this was written in about 15 minutes.

The Discussion

�I reaaaally need to get laid.� Duo sighed, kicking off his shoes and joining Heero on the grass.

Heero glanced at him. �Why?�

�I should think that would be obvious.� Duo replied, raising an eyebrow.

�There are obvious reasons. You just don�t seem like the type to go for a quick screw.�

Duo rolled his eyes. �Of course I want a real relationship, but right at the moment that�s not exactly possible. You know we aren�t allowed to get involved with outsiders. It would compromise the mission.�

�Yeah. So would getting �laid�.�

�But I miss boobs!� Duo whined

Heero barely managed to cover a snort.

�Hey, don�t laugh!� Duo exclaimed. �I�m serious!�

Heero smirked. �You don�t seem to realize how funny it is to hear that.�

�Whyzat?� Duo glowered at him.

�Hn, because I miss them too.�

Duo stared at him for a moment, then choked on his surprised laughter. The thought was simply too funny! The �Perfect Soldier� missed breasts! He snorted�actually snorted�then said �Oh, no, my friend, that was funny to hear!�

�Hn.� It came out as a grunt, but Duo could tell Heero was amused.

They sat in silence for a few moments, watching the clouds pass.

�What do you miss the most about them?� Duo asked suddenly.

�What?�

�Breasts. What do you miss the most about them?�

Heero frowned at him. �What kind of question is that?�

�I was just curious.� Duo pouted.

Another frown this time puzzled. �Well what do you miss the most about them?�

�Nothing in particular. I just miss them.� Duo smirked.

�Hn, if I gave that answer, you�d make me answer again.� Heero growled.

�Really, I don�t know why exactly.� Duo shrugged nonchalantly

Heero gave him a flat look, deigning to answer.

Another few minutes of silence passed.

"I like breasts. They're soft and squishy. They're fun." Duo finally said.

�Aa.� Heero smiled suddenly. �They are fun.�


Heh, whatcha think? Like I said, it was done to prove I could write a fanfic--even a short one--that isn't yaoi. Uhm, yeah. *cough*myguyfriendsareperverts*cough* ^_^""

Oyasumi!

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