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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

A Funny boat story i got from tiredoscrying's site.
A Boat Story
They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it! Well, here's a good BOAT story!! Joe and John were indentical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept it pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it.Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocry. A kind old neighbor women mistook him for John and said:"I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said:"Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotton old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveld up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a big crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finised her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!" The old woman fainted.Copy and paste this on your site to hopefully make some people laugh!!!
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