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Friday, December 31, 2004


   are you a homicidal maniac?
Quiz
'Are You Already A Homicidal Maniac?'
Here is a little quiz i've put together to determine exactly how much of a threat to society you are. Please answer truthfully, the only one you hurt by lying is yourself.
(and, after all, it IS so much more fun to hurt others.)

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1.) a man bumps into you in line in a store, he grumbles some thing that might be 'excuse me' but it sounds more like 'get the hell out of my way, you freak' do you:
A.) excuse yourself
B.) ignore him/ give him dirty look
C.) bash him over the head with a tire iron and vivisect him for the entertainment of the crowd around you

2.) a couple of teen- aged kids are sitting in front of you in a theater, you would be enjoying the film immensely if they weren't talking and throwing things at the screen. after politely asking them to stop they insult you and redouble their enthusiasm. do you:
A.) try to pretend they aren't there
B.) complain to the manager or move to a different seat
C.) quietly garrote them with a piece of piano wire and finish watching the film


3.) you're neighbor across the street frequently beats his pet dog which he keeps perpetually tied to a metal pole in his back yard. do you:
A.) go about your business and hope that he moves
B.) report him to the Humane Society
C.) chain him to a tree in the middle of the woods, cover him with A-1 sauce, and release some hungry timber wolves on him


4.) the local gossip is spreading malicious untrue rumors about you. do you:
A.) move to a new town
B.) pretend your above it and ignore her
C.) hang her upside down by the tree in her front yard, and publicly cut out her tongue.


5.) a middle aged man in a red BMW convertible, while talking on his cell phone, cuts you off. Twice. When you move to pass him, he flashes you his middle finger, honks, and screams something pleasant like 'you drive like shit, asshole!' do you:
A.) slow down, allow him to pass you, and take the next exit so to avoid offending him further
B.) honk back, and speed up so he can't get past you
C.) slow down, allow him to pass you, then force his car off the road and attack him with a road flare while allowing the person on the other end of his cell phone conversation to listen to his tortured screams.
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Note:i did not write this quiz it was made by :my.execpc.com/~engine
and you shall get the results as soon as possible (maby tommorrow)

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