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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

   Deer Hunter
Some real crazy crap went on yesterday. Two guys came here yesterday. I guess home. They had a "surprise" to show us. They took us out to their car, and there was a dead deer there next to it.
So later that night when I was in bed, still awake though, sleeping in the guest/living room, the two guys came in carrying a big heavy bag, and took it into the bathroom. I heard them cut something, followed by them turning on the shower. One walked out, and came back a couple minutes later with a huge saw. You can only imagine what for. So, for the next half hour I listened to the saw sawing, and the sound of bones splintering. I almost threw up a couple times, but managed to hold it in.
That had to have been the longest night of my life. When they were done, they walked out with the dismembered corpse in an open crate. I swore I saw an antler sticking out of the top.

So next time you go to sleep, think about this: There is a deer corpse in the room next to you being evicerated by two slightly drunken men.

So that's the only interesting news, that, and this kid that lives next door plays and collects Warhammer and WH 40k, so I went there and we played three games of Warhammer. I lost horrendously, since it was my first time playing.

And that's about it.
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