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Tuesday, November 4, 2003
i really have to work on my project......
i shouldn't be writing anything now, since i have a project due on friday, and i've hardly started...oh well, i'm a last minute type of guy anyway.
My crazy-ass story
Warning: very random
i went to the park, but then the apacolypse(spelling?) came, and all i had to defend my self with was a marshmallow.
I then threw the rock at Steven Spielburg for not accepting my lasagna, but he ran me over with his squrril powered antler car.
As i rose from the dead to go watch the premier of my new movie, i was stopped by a caveman in a speedo! *ewwwww* he started to club me, but i pulled out my grenade, and shoved it down his throat, blowing him to smitherines!!!!then i got into my Q-wing, and began my attack run on the death orb. Now we had to save private Ryan, but accidentally saved a monkey who was shaving himself!!! We then went back for what's-his-face, but were stopped by a nuclear submarine fashioned out of ground squirrel fur, and skulls. so we threw the ice pack at the door, and it exploded, now we had an entrance. After that we went home to the chili cook-off of death, and poured burning hot oil on each others faces, and died.
The End
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