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Wednesday, August 10, 2005


   Vampire cats are among us!!!

Okay it started like this...I went to my friend's house today and well...she really loves cats...its almost scary how much, I hate cats though 'cause they're evil and today I'm more sure of it then ever. You see,cats love to scratch its not strange its what they do but why to they love to use humans as a scratching post? That's 'cause they work for vampires,I don't know why but I'm gonna find that out later all I know is that they cut and scratch people so that their vampire overlords could get our blood easier but there is only one problem, vampires like to get blood from necks and cats don't scratch people on their necks if you don't count what one of those cats did to me today..but that's ok I mean it stopped hurting after an hour (maybe less than that) and I gathered garlics but the real thing that keeps vamps away is the soul of the sun too bad I didn't get that yet ._.

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