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Tuesday, October 18, 2005


Me: Cheese
Jaz: is loverly
Me: yur
Jaz:AHHHHHHHHH your fast at typing bumhole
Me: Ehh ehh ehh ^^;; not my fault, blame the fingers... eww that sounded wrong
Jaz: Fucking fingers!!! damnit!
Me: ^^ ahhh flashy man thingy
Jaz: I WANNA SEE!!!!
Me: awww it was just a porn pop-up -_-
Jaz:REAL LIFE!!!
Me: boooooo yeah!
Jaz:poopy poopy poop, rachys gone for a poopy,muhahahahahaha i own the computer, well.... not really but i still am powerfull, well.....not really, damn im crap, and damnit im talking to myself!!
Me: How dare you!
Jaz: And. to top it all off, u smell of granny soap
Me: Well thank you. I thought it was a nice perfume by Joe Granny Gaywood ^^;;
Jaz: Nope just granny pants
Me: Unlike SOME people, I appreciate the old musty granny pants smell. Which reminds me I went into the school toilets and they smelt of fish, I was gagging, I had to walk out.
Jaz: Gagging for what?! lesbian moment? ;)
Me: gagging to breath more like. I like to do lesbiana things... but the smell is too much for my poor ickle nosey
Jaz: i like lesbian moments too and i also like fish.....i prob could of hacked it
Me: I see... *looks at Jazzy's bare leg*
Jaz:*looks at rachy looking at jazzy's bare leg and slaps her*
Me: sorry I was watching the cat lick herself (my cats called Jazzy)
Jaz: Well.... she may lick her ass in front of you but not want you to stare at her, like a blond falling down stairs
Me: but it's soooo hypnotising @.@
Jaz:well go lick it for her then :D
Me: GLADY! *takes second look at cat* on second thought... I'd rather not T_T
Jaz: whats wrong with it now?
Me: might be puking hairballs for a week with the amount of fur she malts, shessssh
Jaz: but i shaved your pussy :D
Me: oh yeah. Thanks for that, it was very enjoyable
Jaz: O.O i was talking about the cat
Me: umm err... yeah! I knew that ^^;; ;)
Jaz: yea...*looks blank for a minite, then picks nose*
Me: oooo gone picking already?! Can I have one?
Jaz: £19 per pick
Me: what a rip off *(thinks) but the juicey...wet...slimmy goodness :P*
Jaz: Top of the range! :D
Me: pft! *(thinks) must...resist...temptation... gaah!*
Jaz: ok ill nock of a £1 >,<
Me: a £1 aye? hmmm can we trade instead? Mine are crunchy and crusty. They are called crusty dragons in Wales ^.^
Jaz:huummmmmmm *thinkks* well ok but no trade backs and mine are called jazzies in Bristol

*Jaz and Rach pick eachothers noses for a while*



(beginning of trade)

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