Tuesday, May 31, 2005

   3rd day.
At first nothing happened. The 22 year olds where hung over. LOL. But the rest of us where fine. Danny, Jo, Billy, mark, and the weird kid (A.K.A Purv) gave me the nick name Lance, SlipKnoT fan 101, and SlipKnoT fan 206. So for most of the day me and Zack played Halo. Got to level 6. And we kicked ass! But around 3 the sun was low enough for me to go swimming. So me and Zack where playing this game he made it seem like he was a Jedie, and I was the Syth. But in all it was an excuse to kick his ass! At first I couldn’t do any thing. But when I got the small noodle. Muwhahahahahahahahaahahahaah! I Kicked his ASS! I was doing power swings, and one time I came down so hard that I knocked his noodle out of his hands, and then it hit him right in the face. Gave him a bloody nose. It was cool. After that I and Zack went back to the room. Got to level almost dun with the game. So we where chilling, and its ‘bout 8:30 so we figure I wont even get touched by the sun. and we open up the blinds and it was dark. So we hoped in are close and walked to the pool. Pore us though, Zack’s all fat and crap. And I’m just the freak. Like the one u look at in the mall and say WDF?!!!! So we where just playing around with Danny and his friends. I speared any one whom I could reach. But Jo hit a guy on accident. So he came over and Zack and I where still hitting each other with the noodles. The guy asks me “did they accidentally let u out of the basement? We all laughed. I do have anger issues so it true. So I was still playing the game when he asked “witch one of u think u could bring me down?” Me being the CMF jumped at him. He did a fireman lift on throw me face first in to the pool. And me with my motto: “never surrender, never retreat, never give up!” I came back for more real fast. So he has me in the AIR and he was asking me “do u want to play with the big boys or the be nice?” I said big boys! He asked me again, again, again. I still said Big boys. I was getting bored so I said ill play nice. Then he gave me some comps like “this kid has nuts the size of melons. He asked if any one ells would take me on, so they pushed Mark up. I grabbed him by the face and put him under the water for ‘bout 30 sec. when he went down he only had ‘bout half a breath so I let him up. And then I hit him in the chest right above the solar Plax (I think that’s what it is, or how to spell it any way) he went down fast! So is got care less and let him make a move I would have seen if my god damn ego wasn’t so hungry. He got me by the arms so I could barely move them. I tried to get the back of his head but his arms are to long so I couldn’t. I tried to make both of us flip under water. Tried to drag him to the deep end, no luck then I said ill Kill U! He still didn’t move, so I started to bash him up against the wall then like after the 3rd time he let go. He held his arm out and said “truce” I did the same. So when the guy that started all this asked what did u fight for? He said what he believed in. I was going to say the same but I said my family’s honor. So we where really cool the rest of the trip. But the guy said this is man time now. “All little boys step back.” I was starting to but he said “no stay”. Now I guess I am a “Man”. But back to the story. He said “do you know that u can go die for your country but u can’t have a god damn beer?” I was the only one who said yah. “Is that not Bull Shit?!” We all agreed. So he got in to a story. (all I’m about to say is what he said but I’m going to make it make sense, he was shit faced when he told us this.)

All good things must come to an end….
“I had a friend we where friends are hole life. From kinder garden to are 12 grade. ( just cant spell the last year of high school thingy). Now how I met him is my mom held me back one year. So I went to kinder garden 2 times. (But the drunk guys friend Tom had leather moccasins. So the drunk guy when he was little didn’t like him do he was going to kick his ass). So the came home crying and said I need new shoos. I cant run in these. But the next day the drunk guy when he was little had his arm around his neck. Like u would a brother. So one day the drunk guy goes over to Tom’s house and he got the new album “tattoo you” (they where ‘bout 16 now). So his mom walks in out of the blue and asks do you to know why u are best friends? They both said no. but that night Tom went to a party. The drunk guy was going to be the DD (designated driver). But he couldn’t go because he had to stay at work. So Tom got shit faced and passed out. So some kids put him in a car and he sat there for a while. But then a kid tried to drive him home. This kid was drunk. So they accidentally hit on coming traffic. The drunk kid turned the wheel wrong and they rapped around the street lamp. Driver side first. Some people that where walking heard them crying for there mothers.”
Funny dont ya think. she asked the question. and the next day he died.
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