myOtaku.com: Monster7

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1991-10-03
Gender
• Male
Location
• AZ
Member Since
• 2005-03-12
Occupation
• Cleening comertal kitchins.
Real Name
• Mason Leadbetter

Personal

Achievements
• I've beat down 7 pepole. and slept for 24 hours then stayed up for 48.
Anime Fan Since
• I was very very yong my first animae was salor moon
Favorite Anime
• Hellsing
Goals
• none
Hobbies
• Sleeping, playing vido games trying to learn about 67 mustangs. playing my bass. writing music.
Talents
• I never was a very nice to celf about this kinda stuff.

myOtaku.com: Monster7

Friday, June 3, 2005

Thats funny.
Critics would give my life an F.

Critics would give your life an F. Why? Well, let me be frank. No one wants to see a movie that involves sports-playing animals helping the main character save the world! No, not your grandmother, not your aunt, not the creepy lady that lives three houses down, no one! Animals were never meant to play sports, let alone save the world while doing it! Be an arch-nemesis, maybe, but not help save the world! It just doesn't happen! If a critic were to see a film of your life, his IQ would drop so far that by the end, he'd be rolling on the ground in a pile of his own saliva while badly singing a Backstreet Boys song in a dialect that only that creepy lady three houses down has even heard! For your own sake, the sake of others, the sake of civilization, humanity, your family and me, please shoot that freaking animal. I don't care if its cute little furry face is necessary to save the world; I refuse to live in a world that needs a monkey with a hockey stick to save it!

What rating would critics give your life?
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