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Friday, March 31, 2006


6:22 PM- 6:31 PM
Dude... not cool. Bryan is mostly past his Fight Club thing, even though he still mentions it a lot. But like...

He works at a pizza store. It is the best damn pizza I've ever had. Now everything else tastes like freaking cardboard. So I called the place to place an order for pizza so I can get it later. I was pretty sure it was him on the phone, but you know, phones can distort people's voices, so I didn't say anything.

I say my phone number. He recites the order that I always get. At this point I know it's him, but whatever. So then he says "Anything else?" like you're supposed to when you work at such places. I said no, and he said "See ya later... Jack" and hung up.

I'M NOT FUCKING JACK!

YOU ARE NOT TYLER DURDEN! You are not Gollum. You are not Jack Sparrow. You are not Batman. You will not become Batman. You are Bryan. So stop calling me Jack!

Ass.




Okay, some people think I might be overreacting. Maybe I am. But you know, I really thought he was past this.

Plus, my day didn't feel complete without a rant.

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