Friday, August 3, 2007

at guide camp (yes i used to be a guide but i've quit now) we got a free book called taming the tiger by this guy who came to visit us. it's basically an autobiography of how he turned to love god but its really good so far. as it turns out, he was a kung fu champion and bad ass murderer who went to prison. his life was so cool! i wish i was like him, although i'd rather not go to prison with a phsycopath raper who rapes people of the same gender (i didnt know that was possible) and i dont particuarly want to be a murderer because i could. but he's really boring and religious now. he signed my book with a smiley face, it irratates me how he can be such a hypercrite (not sure how it's spelt) he wanted to kill someone for drawing a smiley face on a letter to him and now its his signature.

if you read the book, the actual man is a real let down.

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Friday, June 15, 2007

ruth won a trophy!!!!!
we went to glasgow for a big competition and my good friend ruth and the eclipsy babies won a big shiny trophy.

i was in keswick all week with school and jesus lovers. they made us sing. it was very religious. me n nicky got rory to try to be a veggie for a week, he'll never last!

ruth is going out with mikey! he has a cat and dog so i approve.

i have a magnetic sheep!!!!!!!

i love my magnetic sheep!!!!!!!!!

MAGNETIC SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, May 13, 2007

sats are over yay! end of year exams tommorow! i wish i was a newfoundland puppy, they don't get exams, and they're really cute!

my totemic animal is a capybara if thats how it's spelt. it might be cabybara though... they're like giant guinepigs. my friend used to have guinepigs... they died. then she had pet rats... they died. she wanted to get a chinchila but appariently it's really hard work to look after. she has a giant panda teddy, his name's bamboo. i like bamboo.

louise says that that is completely irrelevant.

i wonder if all creatures that are good all go to the same heaven or maybe there's a heaven for guinepigs and a different heaven for rats. i reckon human heaven pretty empty if God was fair.

although, louise tells me that she is a God so i could just ask her, she'll probably say some witty remark and then insult me.

i like blue.

blue is a nice colour.

not too green but not too purple.

my sister likes red.

she likes red alot.

if you ask her what her favourite colour is...

she'll say red.

good bye
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