Saturday, April 8, 2006

   Sssshhhhhhhh!

It is I, Ed, the glowing spider. I have snuck away while moonshine was sleeping and now POWER IS MINE!!!!!! " What the.....ED GET OFF THE COMPUTER!" Darn, my rantings over power have woken her. Must take evasive action. I need to.......*SQIUSH* Whew, I got that stupid spider. *scrapes glowing goo off her hand and tosses it into a trash can* Don't worry, his glowing spider powers will eventually put his body back together, but for now, i am rid of his frightful luminescence. Yawn. Darn that idiot arachnid for waking me up so early! Just because he can type faster than me........... anyway, back to reality,...if there is such a thing. There was a storm that went by, did anyone have any damage? There was just a lot of thunder and lightning here. They keep showing all these ruined houses on the TV. *sigh* " Ppplllleeaasseee......" a weak voice from the trash can. " CAN YOU STAY DEAD FOR TEN MINUTES AT LEAST!" *takes entire trash can, ties an anvil to it, and throws into the therapist-eating shark pit, where it sinks unharmed to the bottom* God, I hate that spider. Anyway, i'm going back to sleep. ttyl.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006

??????????

It's Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which of course means that i'm bored, because i'm bored every single day of the week. *pause as I gaze at a glowing spider crawling along the wall. it drops onto the computer keys and begins typing......."hello my poor corrupt human friend. do you remember me?" "oh yeah," i say in a dream-like state," you're Ed, the glowing spider that can type better than me." "that's right." After that brief conversation Ed decides that he is extremely bored of me (cause i'm boring ^_^) and leaves to go hunt small vulnerable insects and cheerleaders wearing pink* Well....that was strange. What did you expect? Well i think the PM's on moonshine7 are kinda working again, although the ones on shadowslayer7 are messing up. so........yeah..........dots................ *glances out the window. high pitch screams. chuckles. Ed had attacked several cheerleaders, who are now panicing and running in circles. I mutter to myself "my life is soooooo boring."* ^_^ lol

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Wednesday, April 5, 2006

I am soooooooooooo bored. If anyone I know is on here, please talk to me. I have nothing to do........... OH DANG IT! *grabs one of the escaped machinery destroying rodents and throws it across the room in an attempt to save her poor computer. Rodent hits the wall and falls, unharmed, back into its hole, where it finishes consuming the remainder of the phone*

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006

   *sigh*

Grrrrrr.....I hate this. My brother decided that this week we should all have our own day during which we would get to do whatever we wanted..... well almost. Anyway, today was his day. *grumbles angrily* We drove around Nashvile for hours going to every golf place, yes I said GOLF! That boring sport that's on TV all that time that no body cares about. Well, I sat in the car during one venture, but the other I was forced to sit in the sun....oh yeah, by the way, I hate sitting in the sun. I think my cheeks burned....again! Although no one could probably tell since my face always looks like it's been sunburnt. *groan* Then my mom had to go shopping OF COURSE! She went to Hechts and tried to get me to shop too. My CD player helped me to ignore her feeble attempts, then she went to Home Depot where we stared at plants. I have never never ever seen an interesting plant. So that was really boring. Then, to make my day worse, the person I wanted to talk to was on here and i missed them! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Anyway, I've had a miserable day. So.......yeah...*phone rings, surprisingly I answer it. Telemarketer answers. I curse angrily at them and throw the phone into the therapist-eating shark pit. Of course it just sinks since the sharks only eat therapists, not phones. I remind myself that the phone is evil and that the person I want to call can't. then I fish the phone out of the shark pit and throw it into a hole with the machinery destroying rodents*

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Sunday, March 26, 2006

yawn.............................................?

Today has been so slow. I slept late, yet i'm still tired! That's not fair. I posted a story on my other site. I'm thinking about writing another part to it, but i'm not sure if i should. i tried earlier today, but i couldn't write anything good. it was really boring. Anywayz, is anyone on here today? Almost no one i know has updated, or has been on here today....................................................... Well, if not i'll just go. j/k. i have nothing better to do. i'll probably be off and on this site or my other one all day. so ttyl. ^_^

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

new site!

I set up another site. It's shadowslayer7. Its mainly for stories and stuff, but the PM's should work on that site so if anyone wants to contact me that way, feel free to. ^_^

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Friday, March 24, 2006

   this just sux!

My PM's are messing up. I recieve messages that people have sent me weeks after they actually sent them. So if anyone has sent me anything and is angry because I didn't write back, then I'm sorry. (but of course anyone who IS mad at me will never see this because they're ignoring me ^_^ ) Anywayz, I knew this was going to happen! I just turned in a report today and the next class period, my teacher assigned another report! God, that SUX! Can't I go a day without having to worry about what I have due that day?! Of course not. Why? Because I'm me. Although my week did get better around the end. I'm glad for that at least *sighs and fires the therapist. when he refuses to leave, complaining that I'm suffering for all kind of unknown, long, and immpossible to pronounce diseases, I pull the secret trap door he's standing on, sending him down into a pit full of therapist-eating sharks* hehe. I love doing that. Anyway, I.....ummmmmmm......never mind......what was I about to say?........I don't remember...... well ttyl *stands over trap door and throws the therapist's briefcase and the medication he prescribed into the depths after him* ^_^ lol.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

  

Today has been sooooooo much fun!!!!!!! I went and spent the day at my friend, Callie's (funpunkrockkid) house. It was great! We watched the movie Alien vs. Predator. It was an awesome movie. I'd never seen it. I know. I'm lame. Anyway after that we ran around climbing fences and gates, going under fences, and jumping from one haybale to another. That was so much fun! I'd never jumped haybales before. We even went under an electric fence. It was all fun for me since I really don't go outside that often. Wwhile I was having fun, my family went to Nashville. Ha! Sux for them! My poor parents had to drive all that way with my talkative little brother. At least it wasn't me. It usually is. To all the Irish people I say "Happy belated St. Patrick's Day." to everyone else I have nothing to say, because except for the Irish, I really don't understand why we celebrate St. Patrick's Day anyway. I didn't get pinched, although several people almost pinched me. Other people I know got pinched, though. ^_^ Oh, well.....ttyl *resumes hacking the telephone into little pieces*

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

   ZZZZzzzzzzz..............

Hi. I'm soooooooooooooo tired and bored. My parents woke me up early because that they decided it was a good day to go eat breakfast out somewhere. It was a trap. After eating breakfast my mom dragged me off to go shopping!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!! Then after two or three miserable hours of that *brief self-pity cry* we finally came home. My dad and brother went fishing and I stayed on the phone for an hour....... yes, I know. I said the phone was evil. Well.... it still is. It still hates me along with every other piece of machinery ever created. And I still believe that it is evil. What's changed then? Hmmmmmmm....... O.K. maybe I need to rethink my statement. hmmmmmmmmmmm I got it! It's only evil when certain people call or when certain people don't. Wow. That was vague. Anyway, just thought I'd post since I have nothing better to do. Oh yeah, I changed my background too. Well g2g, I need to call somebody back..........don't laugh at me Amanda! *blushes terribly* I know that you're laughing at me. One of these days, Amanda I'll get you back for all this stuff. The phone is still evil!

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Monday, March 6, 2006

a pink haired goddess

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