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Sunday, April 23, 2006


   i just realized something
...... why are you reading this? Oh, right, the title. You're wondering what i realized. Hmmmmmm, that's interesting.........huh? oh, yeah.... i've got to tell you what i realized. Well, as i was sitting here, drinking my bottled water and eating gummy bears from Easter (no, i have not kept them that long. my mom bought them today for reasons unknown to me), when it occured to me that i really have an extremely dull life.
" It had taken you this long to realize that your life sux?!"
Don't be so mean, Ed. This is a crushing blow to me. I thought that i was actaully doing something fun, when i realized that what i considered fun was what other people considered sleeping. I mean, people have all these hobbies that they do for fun, but what do I do for fun? I talk to glowing spiders.
" Hey don't make fun of me! You created me remember."
That was an accident, involving radiation and a dr. pepper (which for people who don't know, makes me crazier than i already am). I would love to have the quiet tarantula back that i once had. *sigh*
" You didn't sigh cause you hate me. You sighed because..."
*SMACK! Ed goes flying into the therapist-eating shark tank. Unable to swim, yet unable to drown, Ed is left to yell a nasty string of profanity at poor moonshine, which she cannot hear because he's underwater* ^_^

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