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Saturday, July 7, 2007


   Fence is Long Overdue
Article by Jim Lee, Editor of my local newspaper

The fact that months of posturing and rhetoric on immigration reform has fizzled to nothing in Congress just reinforces my belief that we need to come together as citizens and build a fence.
Everyone has their own reasons, of course.
The other day I read another story about drugs and drug abuse. We have a hard enough time getting through to our children about the dangers of drugs. People who are flaunting drug abuses in our face need to be kept away from the general population.
Trouble is, they aren't. And then, once they are caught, they use our own legal system against us, claiming rights that go far above and beyond what the average American citizen has.
We end up paying for their stays at exclusive country club-style rehab facilities. It's disgusting.
They have no morals, either. In fact, I'd have to say that their behavior is one of the biggest drags on our society today.
They have no regard for the institution of marriage, many of them sleeping around like bunnies on a diet of Viagra.
Examples of their bad behavior appear almost as a regular feature on the news programs.
They try to defend themselves, of course, but hardly anyone can ever understand what they're saying.
The least they could do is learn our language. Most of what they say amounts to mindless gibberish anyway, but it would be nice to be able to at least partially understand the words that are behind all those hand gestures.
But perhaps the biggest complaint I have is their total laziness.
They all come with an attitude of entitlement. They have no problem accosting us at every turn asking us to hand over our hard-earned money. And what do they do? Absolutely nothing.
They mainly just sit on their butts and complain.
They complain they are misunderstood, They complain that people in the community don't understand them. They complain about how rough they have it.
It's sickening.
Yes, I say it's time for us to band together and build a fence.
The District of Columbia is only 68.3 square miles.
With enough help, and perhaps a little corporate sponsorship, we could encircle the entire area quickly, before any of these worthless, do-nothing politicians have a chance to escape back to their home districts.
Let's lock them in and let them wallow in their own filth and corruption.
Afterward, we'll launch and airlift program to rescue the normal D.C. residents and find them homes in our country.
As for politicians inside the fence, well, they can apply for entry into their country and, once they have successfully passed a background check and they have learned the language, we can consider allowing them in.


see? it's HALARIOUS! and this WHOLE THING is about politicians

tita!
~Okami~

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