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Thursday, November 8, 2007


   Weekendyness for the Mew-mew!...And Ken-ken...
~3| | |Princess Ai| | |4~
Yo peoples! How are all of y'all? I missed you. Sorry I don't get on that often. I'm just a bum like that. lol! And my sister is more of a bum, cause she's always on, and never gets off for anything. You could tell her the house was burning down and she'd say, "I'll be off in a minute."

Ken-ken: *rubs hand on back of head* I'd kind of be like that, too. ^^"

No Ken-ken, you wouldn't. You'd be like, "Holy fuckin' shit! *jumps out window with Lappy*" LOL!

Ken-ken: Could you imagine what my funneral would be like?! LOL!

Oh dear lord, yes. Someone would say, "She died the way she wanted with her laptop, cellphone,... *goes off into long list of stuff, then says* Hell! She jumped out the window with practically her whole bedroom!" LOL!

Anyway...ok! Check this out. It is important, but still...it's too easy to make fun of! lol!

Ken-ken: And that's exactly what we're going to do!

Here's the thing;

Subject: Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on.

This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton.

Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet.

You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point
presentation ' Life is Beautiful'
If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and
delete it immediately.

If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying:
'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who
sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon.
AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it.

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'.

PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, And ask them to
PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY! THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY SNOPES

Ok...where do we start? Who opens something from someone you don't know?

Ken-ken: Especially if it's called, 'Life is beautiful.' Because I know for a fact, life can be very not beautiful.

I think the word you were looking for is ugly. And look at what he says when you open it! Come on! 'Your life isn't beautiful anymore'?! Some peoples lives aren't beautiful to begin with! I mean...it's sooooooo cliche! We could come up with something better in our sleep! Hell! Even if we were dead!

Ken-ken: *points index finger up* In fact...we did! But...we're not dead or asleep. lol!

Both: Haha! You idiot! Life isn't beautiful! HA! You're so fucked! Now I have your password and your files are gone! It's the oldest trick in the book and you fell for it! You stupid sap! HA!

Ok...you cannot tell me, that isn't funny. Unless of corse...it happens to you, cause then, that would so not be cool. We find him and kick his ass, right Ken-ken?!

Ken-ken: Oh fuck yes! Both for hurting your computer and being so fucking cliche!

Which brings me to our final point! HIS NAME! Who the hell calls themself, 'Life owner'?!

Ken-ken: Yeah...It's just like, "You fucker! Just because you stole my computer stuff does not mean you own my life!" ...Though...if the bastard took over my Lapsworth...I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO! *fake cries*

FAKE TEARS because you would never open the damn thing in the first God damned place! EMPHISIS! on FAKE TEARS!

Ken-ken: Okay...this post is getting reeeeeeeeeeally long. Let's end this with one of our favorite phrases so we can play SIMS2! XP

Shall we?

Ken-ken: We shall!

Both: Are you the one they call Beowolf?

~*~Moon~Out~*~
AND KEN-KEN! LOOK! I CAN BE FANCY, TOO!
.:::Ken-Ken:::.
But mines prettier!
Fuck you! *puppy pouts* ps WARNING YOU... My and Ken-Ken's adventures of Super In-Ken-Ken and Magnificent Mew-Mew coming soon to a computer near you!

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