Friday, April 8, 2005

Hectic...Too Hectic...

It's Friday and I'm happy... Well, not that happy. I wanted to go to Boondocks, but due to lack of money, I can't. Uuugh. I'm sorry Catherine! On the Other hand, Joel wants me to come over. I don't know if I will though. It's getting kind of late. Hmm.. I think about it later. Just to warn you, what you may call 'mindless rambling' is about to come up.... Well, today in English, two kids were passing notes and the teacher caught them and found out that the paper they were passing had a girl giving a guy 'head'. Needless to say, they are in major trouble. It was funny to watch though. Hehehehe. I'm so mean. That's why I'm going to hell. Besides that, the day was pretty boring. And if it wasn't, I was too busy reading my book by Ellen Degeneres to notice. Oh, my gosh, it's such a funny book! I was reading it in Advisory and I started laughing so loud. It didn't help that the room was quiet, so EVERYONE heard and was staring at me. Then like 10 minutes later, I was about to laugh, but I tried to control myself and started laughing anyways. Have any of you ever tried to not laugh and have it come out this horrible sound when it actually happened. It sounds like a person blowing their nose or something. Anyways, that's how it came out. I just gave up afterwards and would burst out laughing. Everyone wanted to read it, but I wouldn't let them. It's MY book and NO ONE shall touch it. Yes, I'm protective of my things. At the bottom I'll put a passage from her book. (One of the ones that made me laugh.) I'm hungry... I'm not sure if I wanna stay at Joel's. His house is fun and everything, but his family isn't exactly used to my way of living. *Cough* Vegan *Cough* Therefore, I starve.... They offer to cook me food, but I just feel weird. Then I thought about bringing my own food, but that made me feel weird too! It's just like saying, 'Oh well, I hate your cooking, so I brought my own food. Hope you don't mind'. I know I'll end up going anyways. Oh well. Here is the passage that made me laugh....Actually, I'll put two parts... 'My Meeting With God' -Ellen Degeneres ...So, a couple of mutes later, god walked in the room carrying a tray with a fondue pot and a bottle of Chablis. I would say she was 45 or 46 years old. And she was a beautiful black woman. I saw her and we immediatly hugged. She smelled SO good. She said it was Calvin Klein's Obsession Perfume. We sat down and started drinking and talking about the weather and what was going to happen to it. I asked her a bunch of questions I was curious about. "What is the hardest thing about being God?" "Trusting People" she said. "You never know if they really like ya or if it's just 'cause you're God. "Nobody cares about miracles anymore," she announced. "They just go by unnoticed." "What was the last miracle?" I asked. "It was the toilet that flushes automatically!" she said, eyes welling up with tears. "And before that, it was the George Foreman Grill! The Fat just drips off!" ....(Ok, it's me again. Now anyone ever hear the saying 'When you are alone, you only have one set of footprints, because God is carrying you." Well, that's what made this next section so funny...And back to Ellen...) God Said, "Do you remember that day you were walking on the beach?" I said 'Yeah'. 'Well I was there.' 'But there was only one set of footprints.' She said, 'I was on your back'. 'I THOUGHT I felt bloated that day. I thought it was water tension.' 'No' she said. 'Know that when you are bloated, I am there'. ..That comforts me... Ok, that just made me crack up reading it. (Sorry if it wasn't funny to you.) Anyways, here's the second part from her book... Chapter: This is How we live. -Ellen Degeneres ..."How else does Technology torture us? Well, try opening up a brand new CD. What has happened to the packaging of CD's?! These are angry, angry people, these CD packagers. 'Open Here' it says. Is that sarcasm? Are they mocking me? The plastic they use is so thick, it's like government plastic-civilians can't buy this stuff. And you can't get through it without slashing it will a knife or scissors or something. In fact, I find you need scissors to get into anything these days. Have you tried opening a package of scissors lately? You need scissors to get into scissors! And what if you're buying scissors for the first time? I mean, how can you possibly get in there? Damn the government." Words of wisdom, Ellen! I love you! Anyways, thanks to those who actually read this! By!

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005

My Otaku is pissing me off...

Well today has been interesting... Yes, I went back to school today. It blew. I hate being absent. No, wait, I take that back- I hate the day AFTER being absent. I have a shitload of homework, that, of course, I'm neglecting. Good thing there aren't homework abuse laws.... We're having Chinese Food! ^.^ Ah, I'm home alone. Free Lance Computer! It would be more enjoyable if my ghetto dryer wasn't going. It sucks. We have to hold open our garage door with a plunger everytime we dry laundry because some 'belt' is broken in the dryer so it heats the laundry room...And the bonus. *Sweating* I knew I shouldn't have worn my 'Ramones' Jacket Today. I would take it off, but I am disabled when it comes to zippers. It's really pretty though. It's black and green. Oooh Aaah.... I got accepted to Charter School Today. YAY! This means that I won't be going to MV though. I'm sorry Leiko and Kanashii!...Oh yes, and I won't be going to Eagle High either, so American Idiot's group of Super Friends will have to be without me. *Cries* (Ooh! Food is here!) Joel also got into Charter. This means we will be going to the same school for the first time since 2nd Grade! We'll have classes together for sure. The school is SO tiny. (Hence, me having to apply for it.) It only has 200 kids in the whole school. That means there is 50 freshmen. It's a Technology Charter School so there are Computers in EVER Class Room. (Enough for each student.) And best of all- THERE IS NO P.E! Yay! There are 4 'fitness days' though. One in each quarter, but it's awesome. They drive us to wherever we want to go as long as it's physical activity. This means we can go swimming, bowling, snowboarding, and whatnot. It's gonna be awesome, yo! Heh Heh. Too Much Ghetto Lingo lately. So yes, it shall be a good time! *Chuckles* (There is some kid that got picked to go to my school named Seymore Skidmark. HAHAHAHA! I'm serious...) I'm getting full on Chow Mein... I want to go to Boondocks this weekend. Preferablly with my dear, dear, Ghetto Friend....You know who you are! And feel special damn it! Well I better go before I stab someone.... (Fuyumiko- I TRIED calling you. Tell you parents to stop talking to that Septic Tank lady and hang the hell up!....I'm...so...bored...)

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005

I'm Gansta Bitch!

Owww. I have a headache. And that's not normal, especially since I didn't go to school today. Hehehe. My sister needed a babysitter for like 30 mins today so my parents let me stay home and watch my neice and nephew. It was simple. Although, I almost fell asleep 'cause it was at like 9:30 am and that's early to me! (Unlike CERTAIN people that can get up every damn day at the buttcrack of dawn!)

I got my report card today, but I hid it. Good thing too! I had 2 F's! Damn Math and PE! Yes, it's possible to fail PE. Uuuugh. Oh well. I have all A's and a B besides those two classes.

Something smells like burned rubber, and it's not the Garlic Bread...

I helped my sister deliver phone books today. (Don't ask) It sucked. Phonebooks now go on the list of things I hate, right under Luxembourg and Excersise. To make matters worse, my 2 1/2 year old nephew fell out of the truck...while it was moving. He just got a bit-o-road rash though. Nothing a few beatings wouldn't fix. (Just kiddin'!)

I can't stop listening to this song called 'Girl Anachronism'. I had the music video on my site for a bit, but I was usually listening to the song anyways, so I took it off. I'm listening to it now...

Uh Oh...My mother is calling me.

I'm neglecting my homework. Especially my Geography. That class makes me hate people. Especially people in Luxembourg... Damn them... My teacher hates me too. He thinks I write on his desks, which I don't! I don't know where he ever got that impression! Maybe it was my initails on all the desks. *Glances Nervously*

Ok, I need to go shower, and make a Tofurky sandwich for lunch tomorrow....

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Monday, April 4, 2005

Do you hate Mondays?

Am I the only one who hates Mondays? Today was so tiring. The only thing that kept me up was my Sylvia Browne book, which I might add, was almost taken away twice. Stupid teachers. Apparently, my parents scheduled a cruise that we're supposedly going on in a couple months. It's a Week-long cruise which means I will be stranded on a boat for 7 days with a 24 hour buffet...Mmmm... Buffet... This 'package' (as my parents called it.) also includes tickets to Disney World and Orlando Studios. I guess this means the Ship goes to Florida? Anyways, does anyone know if there is a China Town in Florida, because if there is, I'm going to take full advantage of this vacation. My current least favorite class (discluding P.E, of course.) is Geography. It blows. I can never muster up enough energy to do my Homework, so as of this moment I think I have a C. Oh well. Better than my P.E grade. (F for fun!) I hate too many people at school...

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Sunday, April 3, 2005

Today Blew...
I had such a lousy day! Gosh. First, I woke up early and couldn't go back to sleep. It sucked! (Although I did eat yummy pancakes.) I've been tired ALL day! Then, my mother took my sister to the mall without me! The Nerve! Last, my friend that was supposed to come over's Dad is a total Jackass and wouldn't let him come over! So here I am...Sitting here in my HOT upstairs. (Which reminds me, my cat shouldn't be up here...)

I'm so bored. Ick. Today sucks. Although tomorrow promises to be joyful! I get to go to Barnes and Noble & The Mall on the same day! Yay! I also might try and get some Mongolian BBQ outta my mother too. Because of a certain SOMEONE whom I won't name...

**********FUYUMIKO**********

I am now addicted to Ebay. (Hence, my Avatar, made by Me.) But I'm not interested in the little stuff...Nope. I just bid on a $600 guitar. Heh Heh. Do I have $600? Not here, but I DO have $4,000 in a trust fund. (Thank God for my car accident.... Ah...I love 'Pain and Suffering' Money. *___* )

My Father most likely thinks I'm gay, just for the sole reason that I was sticking up for Gays when he referred to them as...'What did he call them?'... Butt Plugers? Something rude like that. Anyways, I got offended and started yelling at him. He asked me if I was gay, and I told him...crap. I don't remember. Oh well. This situation was almost as bad as when my mother asked me if I wanted to have a 'life partner'. Uuuugh. Why do families have to be so misunderstanding?


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I find out if I get to go to Charter School on April 6th. *Fingers Crossed* Please Think Good Thoughts, Pray, Make Sacrifices for me, or whatever you do that ensures good luck! Thanks. Now I must go, but I'll leave you with a picture of my Dear, Dear friend, Elise...

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