Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The other day my mom was talking to me about christmas and this is how it went:

Mom-"You know theres no Santa Claus right Anna"
Me-"Why is this the first I'm hearing of this!?"

I don't know, it was kinda funny at the time. Thats really all I have to say for the day.
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Monday, June 27, 2005

   Ello people, Not much has been going on. Also, if anybody has noticed I have changed my site twice, but I plan on keeping it this way for a sometime. Also, lash27 will most likly come over to my house this upcoming thursday(I know i didn't spell it right. STFU!!!I CAN't SPELL!!!!). I just started some clay lessons and I stoped taking my guitar lessons for like, a month or two. sorry for not updating latly. But today i got a pm from lash telling me to update so I did.
Today i went to the blockbuster down the street because I wanted to rent a game which they didn't have so instead I rented SpiderMan 2. I thought it was funny when Peter started to lose his powers and so he had to take an elevator to the bottem of a building and then this pother guy got on the elevator and they just stood there. It was funny. And yet some what sad. But I didn't realize how many vampire moviesd and stuff like that we have made until today. i mean I kinda wanted to rrent one but I knew my mom would say no. It was kinda funny last noght when my brother was using my computer to track a storm and I wanted to go to sleep but I mean he was sitting htere and i didn't want to go to sleep in front of him, so i sat there and waited for him to finish. And suddenly the power goes off and we were just sitting there. It was funny in some really stupid way.


P.S. I know I mader some spellign mistakes and stuff but give me a brake.
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Saturday, June 11, 2005

  




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Tuesday, June 7, 2005

   ART SNOB SOLUTIONS BY: OF MONTREAL
What’s up directors? Grab your knives!
It’s time to take all all of the lives
Of the people who cannot see the somnolent genius of Tarkovsky

Come on authors grab your guns!
It’s time to murder everyone who has never heard of Apollinaire
Send them all to hell it’s only fair

Cast them all into the flames if they don’t know any names
Of the principles of Arte Povera
Or are unfamiliar with le serpent mascara
That’s right mascara snake!!!

Come on painters alive or dead
Give all the cretins a boot to the head
If they don’t extoll convincingly
Tempered Elan era Kandinsky

Throw them all into a well if they cannot tell
An Arto Parv feast of repitition from a Schoenburg 12 tone composition

Come on artists the day is here
And your mission is very clear
Put an end to the bourgoussie
And death to everyone who’s never heard of me
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Monday, June 6, 2005

For the people who don't know, I have new artwork up and I also now have another website. This website is were I will be puting a comic that I have been working on with a couple of my friends. None of the comic is up yet but it will be soon, this is because I've been colouring the first page. And I'm going to go ahead and say this, this will be one of the only pages in color. Because it is hard coloring it all.
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Monday, May 23, 2005

   Today I was thinking about some things. Like, about how we know more about Hell then Heaven. I mean, how do you really describe Heaven? When you really think about it, Hell makes more sense. See, in hell they have flames and there is solid ground. What is there in heaven? Clouds? How are you supposed to walk on clouds if clouds are made out of tiny water particles? And then I started thing that maybe the devil is good and that God is bad. Cause I mean, Gods too nice to be good. And I mean maybe the Devil is so evil that he's good. Because you know that in the Bible, they never mention any women. And I mean, God says to be nice to people and stuff and to love each other but, I bet you he hates the Devil so he’s breaking his own rule. Now, back to the Devil. He could be like one of those good evil guys. Not like Hitler who killed hundreds of thousands of Jews. And here brings up another point like, they are Jewish right? So why did he kill them, cause I mean their Jew-ISH. See they aren’t quite Jew yet.
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Saturday, May 14, 2005

This mourning I forgot what the 'c' in PACT stood for. So, I sat there thinking, trying to find something that would work. I came up with "Palmetto Achievement Candle Test" and "Palmetto Achievement Community Test" But then it hit me. From now on, PACT shall be known as the Palmetto Achievement Cookie Test. Then my guitar teacher told me that PACT is something schools get paid for doing. I asked him why and he said because anything in which the school will be patient enough to put the whole school on pause to wait for like 5 kids to get finished with the test has gotta be getting paid for it.
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Monday, May 2, 2005

I once went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" I said. "It's not for sale." said the man.
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.
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   Mr. E's Beautiful Blues By: The Eels
The smokestack is spitting black soot into the sooty sky
The load on the road brings a tear to the Indian's eye
The elephant won't forget what it's like inside his cage
The ringmaster's telecaster sings on an empty stage

uh huh god damn right it's a beautiful day
uh huh god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh

The girl with the curls and the sweet pink ribbon in her hair
She's crawlin' out her window 'cause her daddy just don't care

(Come on!)
uh huh god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh
god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh

The clown with the frown driving down to the sidewalk fair
Finger on the trigger let me tell you he's quite a scare

uh huh god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh
god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh

The kids flip their lids when their heads hear that crazy sound
Their neighbour digs the flavour still he's moving to another town
(and I don't believe he's comin' back)

god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh
god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh

And I don't know how you're taking all the shit you see
Yeah, don't believe anyone but most of all dont believe in me
only you
god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh(only you)
god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh
god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh
god damn right it's a beautiful day uh huh
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