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Thursday, September 2, 2004


   Nine Things I Hate About Everyone!
1) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my wrist is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toliet is?

2) People who are willing to get off their bottom to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3) When people say, "Oh! You want to have your cake and eat it too." Darn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4) When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is! Why the heck would you keep looking if you already found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5) When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?!" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the Cinema and stare at the floor

6) People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" ...Didn't really give me choice there, did ya Sunshine?

7) When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it is an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8) When people say, "Life is short." What the heck?! Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer than that?

9) When you are waiting for the bus to come and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had come, would I really be standing here?

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