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Good morning sunshines, the world says, "Hello!"

I can't tell you what I am exactly, but I'll do what I can.

To start off, I'll tell you what I am not.

I am not really Taylor; that is actually my alter-ego and the first (useless)character that I created.

I am not really as creative as people seem to think. I can only come up with plots once a year, if I'm lucky.

And speaking of luck, that is another thing I am not. There is one day of the year that this changes: coincidentally, the thirteenth.

I am not a guy! I AM NOT! Jesus flipping Christ.

I am not a Christian, Satanic, Athiest, Jew, or Buddhist. I am, however, Agnostic. Science makes sense to me and God doesn't, but, hey, science has been disproved.

If I had one wish, it would be to live in Amestris of Fullmetal Alchemist. Sure, it's dangerous, there are supernatural beings walking around, some psychotic dude bent on revenge killing State Alchemists, but where is it not dangerous? Just imagine how much better (the manga and anime are VERY bad examples. Don't let them fool you.) the world would be if we could all use alchemy, or if it were even possible....

But I am NOT a State Alchemist, an anime/manga character, a supernatural being, a military official, or a psychotic dude bent on revenge.

Even through all of this, I know that I am a huge anime fan.

(I hope this broke my writer's block at least a little!)

Ah! This is so long, it's like a novel!


Tuesday, January 2, 2007


   I'm Back
My old computer? We trashed it. I have a new computer now, and I lubb lubb LOVE it. So I'm back.


However, I still do not have my Love Hina manga back.

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Monday, July 17, 2006


   SAJDFBH
ANGER, ANGER, ANGER!
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Sunday, June 18, 2006


*WOOOOSHHH*
I have officially lost my mind waiting for Bear to come home... Bear-- if you're reading this...



HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME FOR SO LONG?!? ARRRGGGH! I even made you a comic about how much I miss you... :'(


You see, Bear left for Vietnam and Korea for three weeks. The problem is that I dunno if she meant EXACTLY three weeks or approximately three weeks. She turned off her phone and she's never online, so even if she IS home, I have no way of knowing. I miss Beaaaaarrr!

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Friday, June 2, 2006


   Seriously Pissed Off
I wish I were Riza Hawkeye right now... guuunnsss....

So yeah. Pyro_Master = the object of my hate. Grrrr! I want my Love Hina baaaaaaaaaaacckkkk!!! Stupid loser. He borrowed it during the second to last week of school and never gave it back! He claims that he does not know where I live, even though we live very close. How hard is it to go down the street turn down one, then turn in the same direction down another? TWO STREETS AWAY! He also owes me a video game, and I'm buying one off of him, too. I can't even beat his ass up for it next year because we're not going to the same highschool. And if he doesn't give me the video game he owes me money.... ROOOAR! *BANGBANGBANG!*


On another note, I may or may not be able to buy that anti-virus software anytime soon, depending on that loser. I hate you!!!!!! ROOOOAR!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006


I'm so boooored
Stereotypes-- I guess I'm an Emo

--METALHEAD--
[] Do you have long hair?
[] Do you like Beer? (tstes like crap)
[x] Have you ever been in a Moshpit?(Yes, and I got crushed by a fat girl trying to crowd-surf.)
[x]You don't believe in God?
[x] You got a Pentagram/heartogram on some clothing article etc.? (Do the FMA sign things count? xD Cause I have a necklace with one on it.)
[x] You own some spikes?
[] Can you play guitar?
[] Can you growl?
[] Do you own Boots?
[] Do you rock out?(Define "rock out".)
Total X: 4

--DRAMA DORK--
[x] Ever been in a play? (amongst friends)
[] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?
[] More than 10 Broadway shows?
[] Have you ever been/are you in school shows?
[] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[] Want to end up working in/for theater
[x] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical? (Little shop- little shop of horrors...)
[x] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!! (All the time!)
[] Do you like the 'Sound of Music'? (the HIIILLLS are ALLLIIIIVE with the souund of muuuusiiiic! Hell no.)
[] Did you like the Broadway show you saw?
Total X: 3

--REDNECK-- (hahahaha)
[] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[] Do you drive a four-wheeler?(Nope, an 18-wheeler)
[] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[] Do you like to get dirty?
[] Do you like country music? (ew)
[] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[] Do you own a cowboy hat? (Oh god, it's cause I'm from Texas, isn't it? DX )
[] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
[] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy videos?
[] Do you live on more than 1 acres?
Total X: 0 (YAY!)

--GOTH--
[] Do you wear black eyeliner? (can't put on make-up for crap)
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?
[x] Do you think about death often?
[] Do you want to die?
[x] Are you a social outcast?
[x] Are you pale? (Aren't all vampires? XD)
[x] Do you like Hot Topic?
[x] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? (Best director/producer EVER!)
[x] Are you mean? (and abusive!)
Total X: 7

-SKATER/PUNK--
[x] Can you skateboard? (tricks? no.)
[x] Do you wear Skateboarding shoes? (when I'm too lazy to tie my shoes)
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? (We put one of my friend's shoes in the middle of the road and waited for someone to run it over!)
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? (Scolded... not really TROUBLE.)
[] Do you watch the x-games?
[] Do/did you have any piercings other than your ears? (I don't even have piercings on my ears!)
[] Do you like/wear a mohawk?
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[] Have you called someone a poser recently? (I despise that word.)
Total X: 5

--PREP--
[] Do you say the word "like"
[] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?
[] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you? (They are very nice!)
[] Do u giggle alot when your'e with your friends/girlfriend/boyfriend?
[] Have/do you watch(ed) LAGUNA BEACH?
[] Do you like pop music?
[] Do you want/have a little dog? (little dogs are annoying. HUSKIES = <3)
[x] Do you laugh a lot?
Total X: 1

--HIPPIE--
[] Is your hair long?
[] Do you own a tye-dye shirt? (I burned it when I was melting crayons with a lighter.)
[x] Do you want to save the animals?
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[x] Do you like classic rock?
[x] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree? (IT WAS AN OFF DAY!)
[] Is your idea of fun sitting around one person playing a guitar and singing along? (haha)
[] Do you see someone playing frisbee and automatically ask to play? (O.o)
Total X: 4

--GANGSTA--
[x] Do you act ghetto sometimes? (I do it on purpose...)
[] Do you wear do-rags?
[] Do you like rap? (Worst "music" ever)
[] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? (Who now?)
[] Do you like afros?
[x] Have you ever said "Fo Sho"? (Again, I was TRYING to be gangsta. That's why I'm gonna get shot.)
[] Do you like to dance? (I dance like crap. DX< )
[] Do You own 40 cd's...
[] Are you colored?
total X: 2

--EMO-
[] Do you cry often? (I haven't REALLY cried in forever. Maybe a little tear... [FMA'S OOOVERRR])
[x] Do you wear hoodies? (Even in summer :])
[x] Do you like soft music?
[x] Do people not understand you?
[x] Do you write your own poems?
[x] Do you dye your hair red, black, or any dark color? (Red, but it doesn't show up)
[x] Do you cut your own hair? (Just a little)
[x] Do you sometimes feel very lonely? (Most of the time)
[x] Is "Ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights a good song? (Great song)
Total X: 8


--SURFER--
[] Do you surf? (I hate water...)
[] Do you wear flip flops all year around?
[x] Is your hair shaggy/layered?
[] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[] Do you own any pairs of shorts? (Gym shorts DO NOT count. They force you to buy those.)
[] Do you think the ocean is radical? (I don't think anything is radical)
[] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists? (Just because my dad looks like a tourist everywhere he goes)
Total X: 2

--GEEK--

[] Do you wear glasses? (I'm the only one in my family with perfect vision.)
[x] Do you get good grades? (Presidential award for academic excellence!)
[] Do you use an inhaler?
[] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[] Does your mom pick out your clothes? (O.o)
[x] Are you on the computer often? (All the time, more like.)
[x] Do you ever get picked on? (I'm a Peter Parker wannabe)
[x] Do you look forward to going to school? (I get bored!)
[] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x] Do you play video games? (T'shaaa!)
*[x] Do you speak 1337 (leet)?*
Total X: 4 *5*

Repost this with the top stereotype that fits you.
Title it "Stereotypes - I guess im a ___"

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