Saturday, January 6, 2007

DAMN I FEEL DRUNK!!ima tell you peopels a story o sumshit i forgot aboyt

Well fans i know you have been totaly screwed over and fuckin miserable without uncle shag! is this an apology? fuck no! apologizing is a sign of weekness! gah hell the dam truf is dat i were in fuckin rehab init? i ad a bit o fun wiv some of da woman der hah some of tha slags in there are i tell ya mad cows but mad fuckin fun! i could tell ya some MAD sex storys two! this is how the shagdelic story gos down right? well i were havin a wicked time at ma halloween doo down kngs cross fuckin marvolus prostos down them alleys mate so i was avin a propa grate time init and we was all havin sex and well shit init haah gah and ma girl twinkle was there and bunny destiny , razzle and oh that new sex machine starshine man did twink n her have one bitch fight down tha alley it was a sexy fun night in the words of ma new mate borat and they were wearin all these welll! skimpy devil outfits and crowdin round me of course who wouldnt want to be round me im bloody gorge!~ it was wickedcool mate and ther were a buffay o every kindo drug u cud magen! coke weed herroin got tha shrooms on the go all the halsogens n shit thr man im tell youz lot i swear i saw some crazy shit with that shit in me dancing toothbrushes init HAH that shit muppet was there tryin to grab is filthy paws on my hooker candy(they had candy underwear 2) yummy couse e went cuz is bird paula called im up on is moby and course like a lil puppy did what he were told and ran off so the bugga gott away and off the bloody hook the pigs came shorty i wonder why eh!? the hookers got away fine and I got banged up and loaded with al tha shit so i got in trouble because of a certain face ace and all along in rehab i have been plottin my revenge even durin sex wiv dem mad cows at the rehab centre yep bang bang *i wonder how im gonna kill 2d?* bang lucky i didnt av to go down cuz i bribed the old bill with my cash and got out of 5 yrs in prizen! wooh
right gotta go fuck off ..2d will pay
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