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Monday, November 5, 2007


   Adventures of Ashley and Becca ~Typed by ashley~ PLAY TIME!!

Ashley:-is in kitchen making cheese dip-

Deidara: -watches from counter- are you done yet, yeah? Are you done yet, yeah? Are you done yet, yeah?

Ashley: NO!! -pinches his nose with hot tongs- I TOLD YOU TO WAIT!!! -lets him go to continue making dip-

-Becca appears, sees Deidara grabbing his nose-
Becca: You ok? -moves his hands to see a burned red nose- OMG!! -runs around, overreacting-

-Kenny walks in, sees Becca then looks at Ashley-
Kenny: Do I even want to know? -hugs her from behind, smelling food-

Ashley: not really... -hears Kisame yell suddenly at Itachi-

Kisame: I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of mountain!

Itachi: .... -emotionless face-

-everyone watches from kitchen-

Kisame: And there's gonna be flutes playing and... Trombones and flowers and garlens of fresh... HERBS!! -glares at Itachi-

Itachi: -annoyed face-

Kisame: And we will dance! Till the sun rises... And our children will form a family band... And we will tour the country side and YOU WON'T BE INVITED!! -yells last part at everyone-

Becca: -sad face- I won't be invited?

Kisame: No... Especially you...

Becca: ASHLEY!!TT0TT

Ashley: Fish sticks! I have an open oven with your name on it... -glares as Kisame turns white-

Kisame: ok, ok! You're invited! -runs away to his room-0.o

Itachi: -blinks- what just happened? 0o

Ashley: Becca got invited by Kisame... -finishes dip and sets it in bowl- let me get the chips, kay?

Deidara: -looks around; Kenny's back is turned, Itachi is reading a book while Becca's playing a card game with Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan (whose drunk, as usual -.-) and Sasori- goodie!
-uses hands to eat dip and pulls back quickly when Ashley turns around-

Ashley: what the hell happened to my dip!? -glares slightly but refills bowl anyway-

Kenny: -watches before seeing Deidara stick his hands in bowl- ....... ASHLEY!!

Ashley: -turns around to see an empty bowl- GODDAMN IT!!

Everyone: DEIDARA DID IT!! -points at him-

Deidara: TRAITORS!! -runs away from Ashley, whose swinging katana at him-

Ashley: THAT WAS THREE HOURS OF LABOR, ASSHOLE!!

Kenny: -laughs while watching- Run Forest Run!

~At Card game~
-Hidan is continuously drinking and cursing at imaginary pixies-
Hidan: GET AWAY PIXIE FIEND!! -throws empty bottle in air, hits Sasori on head-

Sasori: OWW!! -glares at Hidan but goes back to game-

Tobi:-sways in his seat, looking at his cards-
Thinking: Tobi's a good boy...-over and over again (Oh dear god, -.-)-

Zetsu: Are theses edible? -points to an already bitten card-... -burps out a piece of a spade-

Hidan: No, they are not edible! Dumbass... -hics-

Becca: -Sees Sasori mouth out "four", grins- Four!

Hidan and Zetsu: FUCK YOU!! -throws cards down and walks off-

Tobi: -jumps and falls back, cards flying everywhere-

Becca: YAY I WIN!! -smiles as money is piled up, Spliting it evenly with Sasori-

Sasori: I love suckers... -laughs as he stares at money-

Kazuku: can I have some? -tries to grab a handful-

Becca: NO! -slaps his hand and glares- Bad Kazuku!

Kazuku: -walks away, sadly- aww man...

Sasori: -sees Tobi with camera, leans face into as he screams- THE END!!

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Saturday, November 3, 2007


there's fanta ladies in the closet 0o


Boys And Berry Pie

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man am i bored, my costume for halloween was fai! i went to school in it and i got a couple uneasy questions, cuz i am straight, but tink bi,gay, and lesbian people are cooler then straight, and well, this one girl came up to me and started asking me some uneasy questions, but as soon as i said i was straight she started to feel sad so now i'm sad that i hurt someone's feelings. :( because it was on accident! she didn't know i was straight, aw! darnit! now i'm gonna cry! :(

on a happy note, i got bored one day and decided to wear my wig....again. XD

that's it!^^ have a great weekend!

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Monday, October 29, 2007


question time!

ok1 for any of those who read this, my main vampire boys/girls can't figure out what to be for halloween. some already made up their minds but you guys can have input as well! all desicions will result inthem all in a picture in their costumes(not by halloween, a little after)

ousho:jason(the hockey mask guy)

kyuuketsuki:leather face

misa:belly dancer. X3

dradara:jack skellington(due to his 7 feet tallness)

konton:????

ileen(blonde, eccentric, and hyper):????

ryuu(new guy, very handsome and chival):???

last but not least!

damian: ????

those are the choices, you my change ones that have been chosen already, like kyuu could be a care bear instead of leather face or something, have fun choosing their costumes and enjoy!

p.s. some don't have pictures of them so don't worry and just choose a costume.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007


just listen best song ever!(freakazoid theme song)


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Saturday, October 20, 2007


just listen.^-^


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Wednesday, October 17, 2007


the adevtures of ashely and becca

me:*screaming from the room*
ashely:*goes in*what's wrong becca?

me: kakuzu is trying to steal my wallet! and he keeps putting his hands in my pockets!

kakuzu:no i wasn't.

hidan:yes the fuck you were! i swear i saw you squeeze her ass when you stuck your hand down her back pockets!

ashely:kakuzu......

kakuzu:0o *runs for it*

me:*shivers*

tobi:*comes in* becca-chan? you ok?

me:no.....

tobi:*hugs*

me:.....*hugs back*

tobi:...ok, becca-chan can let go now.

me: no.

tobi:please?

me:no!

tobi:NII-SAN!

ashely:sorry, i'm not helping.

tobi:NII-SAN!0o

edit:

Grim! :d

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Monday, October 15, 2007


adeventures of ashely and becca!

everyone:*bored*

me:let's play spin the bottle!

ashely:yesh! but first we need a bottle.

hidan:hold on! almost done!*finishes bottle of sake then chucks it*

me:*catches and sets it on table* ashely's first!

ashely:*spins*.........i got fishsticks.*looks at kisame*

kisame:.....

me:think of sushi!^-^

ashely:then i'll eat him.

me:0o then spin again.....

ashely:*spins and it points att zetsu*......*whispers to me*he's a plant.

kenny:*angry death glare at zetsu*

zetsu:can we just get this over with?

ashely:i stepped on grass today.

zetsu:and i would care why?

ashely:you're a plant.

zetsu:i don't care for grass, i step on it too.

ashely:oh.....ok then.

zetsu:are you gpoing to spin again? or are we just going to sit here.

ashely:naw, i'll kiss!^-^

kenny:ashely!!*puppy eyes*

ashely:pwease kenny! just the cheek! promise!

kenny:......fine.-_-

ashely:*kisses zetsu but since the giant flytrap thing is on zetsu's head no one knows where she kissed but her and zetsu*

me:my turn!*spins*.....i got tobi!^-^

tobi:no!

ashely:then tobi is a bad boy for not playing by the rules!

ashely:no! tobi is a GOOD boy!tobi do it!

me:i can't kiss a mask...

everyone:*stares at tobi*

tobi:.....turn around! everyone but becca!

everyone but me:*rolls eyes then turns around*

tobi:*quickly lifts mask a bit, kisses me then brings it back down*

me:^///^i saw your face.

tobi:-///-

ashely:*laughing ass off*

me:itachi's turn!

itachi:*spins*konan......

konan:*death glare*

itachi:i lose.*gets up and leaves*

me:itachi's no fun!

ashely:*notices chakra strings on the bottle and looks at sasori*

sasori:.....*puts hands behind his back*

ashely:who rigged teh bottle?

me: i did! i payed sasori to make sure you didn't get kenny....and i didn't kazuku or hidan. X3

ashely:why don't you want me to get kenny?

me:because i like to annoy him!^-^

kenny:-`'-

me:oh!that's right!*hands sasori a 100 dollar bill* ^-^ there you go!

kazuku:you said you were broke!

me:that's all i got!^-^ i had to pay sasori.

kenny:*whispers to sasori*could you get the bottle to land on ashely for me?

sasori:sure.....5 bucks.

kenny:-_-'

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Sunday, October 14, 2007


adventures of ashley(tobi's older sister, oc) and becca(me! :D)

kenny(ashely's bf):bored.

ashely: me too*reading*

tobi:*reading over ashely's shoulder*i'm bored.

ashely:go you.

tobi:...*stretches rubber band and releases only to hit himself in the face*owie!

me:tobi!*overacting*

tobi:*bruised around eye hole on mask*owies.

me:omg! we gotta get you to the hospital!*grabs obi and runs*

kenny:becca just took your brother.

ashely:i know.

kenny:aren't you worried?

ashely:no, he'll be fine, becca isn't that bad.

me:*walks back in tobi's head covered in badages*tobi's better!

tobi:tobi can't see! bandage over tobi's eye hole on mask!!!*bumps into wall* owie!*wrestles bandages off* tobi can see now!^-^

me:let's play 7min in heaven!!! :D*puts bag of names in ashely's face*pick one! :3

ashely:...*takes one*....sasori-senpai!

kenny:do anything and i'll kill you, i know you're a puppet but i'll kill you.

sasori:dude, i'm made of wood, there's nothing much i can do.*walks into closet with ashely*

ashely:so we're here.....i know! lets mess with kenny's head! start fake moaning.

sasori:ok....*starts moaning*

outside of closet

deidara: he's doing something to your girlfriend.

kenny:*angry opens the door to see sasori and ashly just laughing their asses off*o`'0

me:my turn!*takesone out*......DEIDARA-SENPAI!!!

diedara:.....YES!*runs in with me*

7 mins later....

tobi:they're not out yet.

kenny:open the door.

ashely:i will.*opens it*....OMG MY EYES!*covers them*

me and deidara:*stop kissing*........uh.....

sasori:you're hair is messy becca...and your shoulder strap is down...*disturbed*

me:0o.....deidara is a very passionate kisser?....

ashely:*laughing her ass off*


END DAY 1!!!!

what did you think? more tomorrow! :D

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-_-

so tired, i just did a marching band competition(i'm in colorgaurd) we won 1st runner up! :D yay! party!*throws one*ice cream and cake for all! ^0^

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Thursday, October 11, 2007


bored

anyone have anything intresting to share about themselves? :3 i'm just bored-ed right now.

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