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Ashley:-is in kitchen making cheese dip-
Deidara: -watches from counter- are you done yet, yeah? Are you done yet, yeah? Are you done yet, yeah?
Ashley: NO!! -pinches his nose with hot tongs- I TOLD YOU TO WAIT!!! -lets him go to continue making dip-
-Becca appears, sees Deidara grabbing his nose-
Becca: You ok? -moves his hands to see a burned red nose- OMG!! -runs around, overreacting-
-Kenny walks in, sees Becca then looks at Ashley-
Kenny: Do I even want to know? -hugs her from behind, smelling food-
Ashley: not really... -hears Kisame yell suddenly at Itachi-
Kisame: I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of mountain!
Itachi: .... -emotionless face-
-everyone watches from kitchen-
Kisame: And there's gonna be flutes playing and... Trombones and flowers and garlens of fresh... HERBS!! -glares at Itachi-
Itachi: -annoyed face-
Kisame: And we will dance! Till the sun rises... And our children will form a family band... And we will tour the country side and YOU WON'T BE INVITED!! -yells last part at everyone-
Becca: -sad face- I won't be invited?
Kisame: No... Especially you...
Becca: ASHLEY!!TT0TT
Ashley: Fish sticks! I have an open oven with your name on it... -glares as Kisame turns white-
Kisame: ok, ok! You're invited! -runs away to his room-0.o
Itachi: -blinks- what just happened? 0o
Ashley: Becca got invited by Kisame... -finishes dip and sets it in bowl- let me get the chips, kay?
Deidara: -looks around; Kenny's back is turned, Itachi is reading a book while Becca's playing a card game with Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan (whose drunk, as usual -.-) and Sasori- goodie!
-uses hands to eat dip and pulls back quickly when Ashley turns around-
Ashley: what the hell happened to my dip!? -glares slightly but refills bowl anyway-
Kenny: -watches before seeing Deidara stick his hands in bowl- ....... ASHLEY!!
Ashley: -turns around to see an empty bowl- GODDAMN IT!!
Everyone: DEIDARA DID IT!! -points at him-
Deidara: TRAITORS!! -runs away from Ashley, whose swinging katana at him-
Ashley: THAT WAS THREE HOURS OF LABOR, ASSHOLE!!
Kenny: -laughs while watching- Run Forest Run!
~At Card game~
-Hidan is continuously drinking and cursing at imaginary pixies-
Hidan: GET AWAY PIXIE FIEND!! -throws empty bottle in air, hits Sasori on head-
Sasori: OWW!! -glares at Hidan but goes back to game-
Tobi:-sways in his seat, looking at his cards-
Thinking: Tobi's a good boy...-over and over again (Oh dear god, -.-)-
Zetsu: Are theses edible? -points to an already bitten card-... -burps out a piece of a spade-
Hidan: No, they are not edible! Dumbass... -hics-
Becca: -Sees Sasori mouth out "four", grins- Four!
Hidan and Zetsu: FUCK YOU!! -throws cards down and walks off-
Tobi: -jumps and falls back, cards flying everywhere-
Becca: YAY I WIN!! -smiles as money is piled up, Spliting it evenly with Sasori-
Sasori: I love suckers... -laughs as he stares at money-
Kazuku: can I have some? -tries to grab a handful-
Becca: NO! -slaps his hand and glares- Bad Kazuku!
Kazuku: -walks away, sadly- aww man...
Sasori: -sees Tobi with camera, leans face into as he screams- THE END!!
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Adventures of Ashley and Becca ~Typed by ashley~ PLAY TIME!!