Thursday, August 10, 2006

   I'm leaving...
Tomarrow I am leaving for South Carolina. But don't worry, my dad says I'm gonna have internet acces so I will probably be able to check up on all of your sites. So, I think today I'll post some more comics that I found. Enjoy.



Why! Let it die already people!



Scary...



Heh. I wouldn't adopt him.



hmmmm... good plan.



ninja squirrels... what will they think up next?



No comment...



ha ha kismae...



Wasps... Is there any problem they can't solve?
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006

   bored bored bored bored bored!
I am bored out of my skull. All I've done is go on youtube, comment here, and played City of Villans and World of Warcraft for the last 3 days. But, I am also tired because this is the first time I have stopped moving since I woke up. I got up at 9:00 and cut my grass with a push mower which took me 2 hours. Then my dad made a surprise visit and made me paint the ceiling which took an hour, and then he made me weed the entire garden around my house BY HAND. Apparently using a hoe is too high tech and takes to long. And now I'm here. Hmmmm... what to say... what to say... Hmmmm... how about i'm bored. So if any of you find a site or something that is funny, tell me about it please! Oh, I found a vid on youtube but I'm not sure if I can post it. It's called "The internet is for porn: Yu-gi-oh edition". It doesn't have any nudity, and the title is nammed after a song. I just wasn't sure if you could talk about porn on a site. If you can, tell me and I'll post it. If not, I'll put the link. Anyway, I might post later, so check back. See you all.
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Monday, August 7, 2006

   nothing is going on today...
I bored out of my mind. I have to cut the grass and I'm putting it off. so I am gonna post some comics that I found.
















Ok, just make sure you read the first part of my last post. It tells you about requests.
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Sunday, August 6, 2006

   All roads lead here...
Hello all. I have been gone all day and I haven't been able to use the internet. So, before I go on with my story, I have an anousement. As you know i have an "I save..." segment and I'm also planning to do a segment called "Games, for Assholes". So, as I can't seem to think up ideas, I will now take submissions. Just PM me with anything you would like to have me save or anyone you know who is an asshole and what makes him an ass. Anyway, on to my day. I was at the zoo. Yep my parents decided that was a good idea. I didn't have a bad time, but having to take the metro and having it break down while i was on it and having to wait 30 mins and then walking for 9 1/2 hours straight is tiring. So I'm back and I saw many interesting things there, but I shall not explain now because you have all been there. If you haven't get off your butt and go.

Ok, enough ranting. Here's another "I save..."

I save... Sonic the hedgehog.

Ok. I am gonna quote the first part of this. "It all began 15 years ago. The puny azure furball challanged a pipe-jumping italian steryotype." Now then. Sonic gave us many things, like the feeling of doing something, when we only spent a few seconds per level. The speed was addictive and was an instant hit. They made a few good games, but then they made a few mistakes after going to a 3-D platform. I shall now try to save this franchise.

Way to save number 1: Get rid of all these charicters! People, the game is named after SONIC, not his 15 or so pals. They keep making more and they get crappier and crapier each time. Example- Big the Cat. Anyway, companies don't make new charicters unless the series is so popular, they can do anything or the series is so bad that they are trying to make it good agian and turn crap into gold. Not gonna happen. The only charicters that you should have is Sonic, Dr. Eggman, and possibily Knuckles or tails. Thats it! Ok? Good. Next one.

Way to save number 2- No more vehicles! People, Sonic RUNS! That is what the basis of the games was. Sonic is not supposed to drive. If your going, "But i've never played a game where sonic drives!" Go out and rent Shadow the hedgehog and play it non-stop for 6 hours. If your still alive, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Way to save number 3- No more guns! This proved once and for all that Sega has no fuckin' clue what to do with the Sonic series. Sorry bout' that, but this was THE STUIPIDIST MOVE IN VIDEO GAMING HISTORY SINCE ET OR AQUAMAN. Who thought it was a good idea to let the people in the sonic series pick up an M16 and shoot people? Remember, guns don't kill people. Stupid publishers that have run out of ideas do. Listen idiots, go back to what the series is known for and remake the original games. Just instead of keeping them as 2-D sidescrollers, turn them into 3-D games. Thats it. Don't change anything else. Do all of this, and you might actually save the series.

Ok. I'm done ranting for now. Comment and if you want anything done, I take requests!
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Saturday, August 5, 2006

   Anger issues,
Ok. First off, I'm not depressed anymore. I think. But i have only slept about 12 hours in the last 3 days. I have been playing God of War almost non-stop. Anyway. I got sleep last night so now I can have a somewhat normal post. Or as normal as I can. Also i am trying to make an AMV and I would like to know what kind of program works best. Also do you have to have the anime on DVD, or can you download it? And can I downaoad the music, or must it come from an i-pod or CD? Just get back to me on that.

So, why am I angry? I'll tell you.

I'm pissed off at Hummer right now. They have recently decided to put a line of Hummer McDonalds toys out. If you sell cars and you have to stoop as low as Mcdonalds toys, maybe it's because people don't want to drive gas-gusling vehicles that get 3 miles to the gallon.

But I feel that I can save it. So here is another edition of "I save...."

I save Hummers.

Way to save number 1- Make a damm hybrid.

With gas the way it is, you need better gas milage or your gonna go outta buisness. Ford learned that a while ago. Don't make the same mistake.

Way to save number 2- Keep it simple. The H3 is complicated. Why? Because they've been trying to do the same thing again and again, but make it sound more complicated than it actually is.

Maybe the Hummer isn't worth saving. But if your gonna die out, do it already!

I save the PS3. God, this thing has more problems than Mel Gibson. Gamers went to E3 and saw the Xbox 360 and Nintendos revolution. The X-box 360 was playable, and nintendo had nothing to speak of yet. But the PS3 held promise that the graphics would be amazing. All the trailers were amazing and (i'm gonna quote the rest of this part) "we drank it down like cheap wine. Fast forward to a year later, when we wake up to a hangover and a $600 price tag."

Way to save number 1- Shut your employies up!

Every time your guys do a press release, you lose customers. Heres a few examples.

"It's probably too cheap." Ken Kutaragi, Sony Presedent.

"PS3 purchasers are paying for potential." Ken Kutaragi, Sony Presedent. Listen idiot, for $600, you better be using that potential.

"5 million will buy it, whatever it is, even if it doesn't have games." David Reeves, Presedent and CEO, SCE Europe. Bullshit. It better have games, or your company is going down the tubes.

Oh, and buy the way, used closed door meetings! Everytime you guys get together, an new rumor comes out that you have disscusted. Example, the fact that you guys were gonna put a feature in the PS3 that would not allow used, rented, or borrowed games to work on it. And they allready have this technology. They almost put it in the PS2.

Way to save number 2- Get some exclusive titles on your system. So far, every so-called exclusive title, such as the GTA series and Assasins Creed, has ended up on the 360. So get some publishers who will sign agreement with you and you alone, And give them whatever they want. Money, jewels, women, it doesen't matter. But you need to find a way to get some PS3 only titles out there. So, keep showing amazing trailers and footage and shut up about it, and you might just save the PS3.

Ok. I've done my good deed for today. Though I might post later, so come back again today.
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Friday, August 4, 2006

   comparing things.
I wonder why people see me as a nutjob. Ok, I like computers more than people and I hate almost everybody except a select few in my school. But I find that natural. But back to what I was planning to talk about. I have come to review a game and my life. The game, God Of War. This game is Awesome! Ok, I know what you all are thinking. "Yeah, thats what they say about every game." Well trust me, it rocks. You can rip people in half with your bare hands, burn someone alive to open a door, rip wings off a living harpie, rip a dead persons head off, and the shove it into a door so it can be opened, and thats just the begining. Put that together with awesome areas, chalanges, and enemies, and you have a kick ass game. But It doesn't stop there. The best part in my opinion is all the GORE! Yes, ripping people to shreads, and pinning a minotaur to a wall with a flaming log, and then swimming in his blood is a lot of fun. So if your not grossed out yet, pick it up. You'll have a good time being the most powerful mortal on earth.

Ok... Now then my life sucks. I'm stuck at home with a sister who makes every vixion known to man kind look like they are nice. My sister is mean and constantly reminds me that I am not a straight A student like she is and then she says I'm INTHERIOR to HER. I belive that women are smarter than men, but there is no reason she should say i'm intherior just because of grades. They don't matter anyway. Once your out of collage, they don't matter at all. Anyway, then my mom always sides with my sister and my dad is an ass. I've already said that in my numorus posts. In a sick and twisted kind of way, I'm actually looking forward to school so I can get away from my family. But thats worse. So maybe not. Gah! I'm stuck in hell! I stay at home and deal with dickheads and morons, then I go to school to deal with dickheads and morons there. Thanks Patton Oswald for giving me that expression. I guess I'll have to enjoy whats left of my summer. I'm tired. Tired of having to do this again and again and again. Someone help me out here. Not really. I was joking about the help part. oh, I took a quiz last night and here is the result. I don't consider myself a healer. Unless anyone else considers me one. Please tell me if you consider me one. I also don't consider myself noble or any of these traits. Then again, I don't consider myself worthy to breath the same air as other people. So I owe everyone alot for making me feel good. Even though I haven't had any sort of contact from anyone including my so-called friends since June. I haven't spoken to any of them and being alone for so long is getting boring. I hate to say it but I need to talk to a human being other than my family! I feel like I am slowly going insane. Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over and thinking that you can get a diffrent result. So maybe I should call one of them. Wait, I don't know their phone numbers and they're all unlisted. I'm so alone... I just hope that they remember my bithday in about a month. They ussually forget it. Oh, and if you consider these topics to apply to me, please tell me.


What does your favorite number say about you?
9 is the most humanitarian of all numbers. It is effort and sacrifice without the need for reward. It is giving, sharing, loving and caring. It is the states person, politician, lawyer, writer, philosopher, and above all, the idealist. It is the worldwide consciousness, genius, and a synthesizer. It is creative and artistic. It is the architect, landscaper, and designer, a combiner of colors and materials. It is aloof, noble, aristocratic, and a healer of the many.

Oh, I'm annoncing this now before I forget. Next friday I will be in South Carolina with no computer access. Just wanted to let you know. Oh, The post under this is also new. So please read and comment.
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Thursday, August 3, 2006

   Tag quiz
I was tagged recently. For those of you reading this, Please read the post under this one first. I did them within minutes of each other and the other one goes under a differnt day. So just read the post under this one before reading this one. Now then, on with the tag.

1. Do you like animals?

It depends on the animal. I like cats, fish and snakes and some others, but I hate Spiders and I do not prefer dogs very much. I have a dog, but I didn't like the idea in the first place.

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?

No.

3. Are you athletic?

Let's see, I'm a computer geek and I spend most of my time on the PC, including now. What do you think?

4. Are you: thin, fat, athletically built etc:

Lets see. I think I'm thin because I'm under weight and I can see my ribs...

5. How much do you weigh?

95 lbs. I told you I'm under weight. I'm 15 and in 11th grade. Does that put it in perspective?

6. What's your height?

5’5”. I'm so petit for a guy....

7. Shoe size?

I have small feet for a guy... lets see... oh here it is... 7.

8. Girls- are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?

... I cannot answer this because I am male.

9. Guys- Are you girly, or guyish?

I think i'm guyish, but I'm no stud. But I am hardheaded sometimes as well as stubborn. But I can be compassionate if I try really really really hard.

10. How old are you?

15 years, 11 months, 3 days, 0 hours, 31 minutes.

11. When's your birthday?

September 19, 1990

12. Do you like to receive giftart?

I don't know. I don't know what giftart is, but I do like gifts. I always try to remember gifts for peoples birthdays.

13. Are you sociable?

Not really. I don't like talking to people because I have almost nothing in common with other people. People usually say I'm a death obsessed freak who need help. Then they run. I'm so alone...

14. Do you have many friends?

Well if you have a brain in your head and read the thing above this, you know what comes next. No. I don't have any true friends. I had one, and he moved. I have a guy who lives near me who I hang out with a lot, but he already admit that he hangs out with me just as a time waster. Theres a girl who lives near me also, but I never talk to her outside the internet. I'm so alone...

15. What's your race?

... I am a droid. Droid rights!

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?

I don't have anyone to talk to, so I guess i don't really know.

17. Are you single or taken?

I am single, which is hard being the only one in my family that can carry on the family name. My dad tries to make me check out girls, and is creepy. He once suggested I go out with a girl near me. Not the one I talked obout in the friends section. A diffrent one. Actually, he told me to go out with her too. Maybe this year i'll find someone. Except I don't have a car and I would never hear the end of it from my dad. But i don't need to worry about that because most of the girls in my school find me weird, and the ones who don't are either taken or don't care enough to notice me. So maybe one day. I seem to have got off topic. To the next one!

18. Do you eat meat?

I love meat. Not in that way you sick freaks.

19. Are you paranoid?

Paranoia is another way of saying cautiousness. I am a little and it is good.

20. Do you read a lot?

Yes. I have over 300 novels, guides, and manga books total.

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?

I enjoy techno, heavy metal techno, country, rock, and my favorite right now is heavy metal and death metal.

22. Do you play any instruments?

No. I was never good enough to make the cut.

23. How long have you been drawing?

Less than a year. I started in November of last year.

24. What’s the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to die. You are born, you live out your meaningless existance, and you die. Thats it.

25. Now tag five of your friends!

No thank you. If they want to do it they can copy and paste it and fill in their answers. I'm to lazy to tell others. And they'd probably hate me for it.

So now you know about my horrible, painful, sad, meaningless existance on this worthess rock. Yes it's late at night, my blood suger dropped, and I've never gotten within close proximity of a girl. You know what I mean. Time to play God of War, and take out my now rising anger on the bad guys so I don't go over the edge. Oh wait... It's 2:00 am! Nevermind. I'll have to sleep it off. Oh and I do not want pity. I am just explaining how it is. Ok?
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Wednesday, August 2, 2006

   I'm back.
Hello everyone. I am offically back again. Now while I was gone I did actually spend my time doing things. First I saw Pirates of the Carribien: The dead mans chest. I loved it. I wasn't to fond of the first one, but this one was funny till the end. The second movie I saw was You, Me, and Dupree. Now it was Ok. It had funny elements, but you would be better off taking your girlfriend to it. I don't have a girlfriend, so put two and two together. I finnaly got God of War, and so far it is amazing. Blood shead is awesome. Not in real life, but it's still fun to shead some virtually. Also, why do people come at me asking date advice. And I don't mean people I know either. I mean random people come up to me and ask the most random questions. For example, yesterday I was at the pool and some random girl comes up and says, "My boyfriend says is a jerk, how should I get rid of him?" What? I have never dated in my life and It pisses me off when people do this too me. So my responce was "I have no idea." Aparentlly she did not want to hear that and her responce was, "You're no help at all loser." No joke. But why do people do that? It's not like I look like a stud or anything. In fact, I am probably the farthest thing from it. I enjoy the company of machines over people, and I am a geek to the core. So why do people do that to me? I will never know. But just for the record, I don't mind if I know you, but I really hate random people asking me questions like that. It really insluts me. I will post a pic of myself as soon as I can.
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Sunday, July 30, 2006

   I won't be on.
I have to go to my grandmas this week. Yes the one who goes over speed bumps at 50 and asks why the road has potholes. So If i'm not dead by the end of the week, I'll post again.
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   Heres another addition of Dad's Dumb Ideas!
Ok. Anyone who knows how long my hair gets, knows that I almost never get it cut. But my parents made me get it cut. So my dad wanted to do it early. So he arranged it for 9:00 AM. Its a saturday mourning and I don't want to be awake. But noooooo, I end up getting my hair cut first thing in the mourning. I really hate my hair right now. It's better than what he was going to do. He suggested me getting a flat top, a buzz or a shaved head. Dad, if you read this, I hate all of those. So I get my hair cut, and then he decides that we should drive 40 mins with my golden retriver to White's Ferry and go canoeing. If anyones ever been canoeing, I goes like this. You get in a dirty, spider filled boat, and push it into a muddy river that smells like sewage. So you paddle upstream until your arms feel like they will fall off and then you go back. Thats it in a nut shell. But add in asshole dad who just yells at me the entire time, and a dog who wants to jump out and tip the boat over and you have a living hell. Oh, by the way, before we went back, my dog jumped out. And anyone who has a dog knows how bad the smell of just a wet dog smells. Try putting you dog in river water and let it dry for an hour. Then add in shedding and you know what happens. So my day sucked. So here is a rendition of "I save ...." I'm basing it off the X-play x-play saves. For those of you who don't know, It is on G4.

Anyway...

I save "bad trips"

Way to save 1: Do things that all agree on

If you bring a tech geek to a tour of an old house, he is more likily to burn it down than enjoy it. So, do things that you all enjoy.

Way to save 2: If you can't agree, STAY AT HOME

Ok, we all know why vacations suck. It's because most of the time we drive for hours and are then forced to do things that we hate.

example 1: My trip that I just took with my dad.
example 2: Rockinmuffin, I am sorry for this, but your vacation is the perfect example of you being dragged to the beach and hating it. That was last year for me and later this year. I look like a freak on the beach. My body is flawed in so many ways that when I post my picture, you will carve your eyes out in pain. So in conclution, vacations suck if you can't all agree on where to go.

Good- Life

Bad- having to go to places like the beach where you are forcibly made to go do things that the MAJORITY says you are going to do.

Ugly- Me.

Oh, here is what I look like. Just kidding. I could not show you my picture for security reasons and because I am really ugly. Seriously. So you get to keep your eye sight. Anyway, see you all later.
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