Saturday, August 5, 2006

   Anger issues,
Ok. First off, I'm not depressed anymore. I think. But i have only slept about 12 hours in the last 3 days. I have been playing God of War almost non-stop. Anyway. I got sleep last night so now I can have a somewhat normal post. Or as normal as I can. Also i am trying to make an AMV and I would like to know what kind of program works best. Also do you have to have the anime on DVD, or can you download it? And can I downaoad the music, or must it come from an i-pod or CD? Just get back to me on that.

So, why am I angry? I'll tell you.

I'm pissed off at Hummer right now. They have recently decided to put a line of Hummer McDonalds toys out. If you sell cars and you have to stoop as low as Mcdonalds toys, maybe it's because people don't want to drive gas-gusling vehicles that get 3 miles to the gallon.

But I feel that I can save it. So here is another edition of "I save...."

I save Hummers.

Way to save number 1- Make a damm hybrid.

With gas the way it is, you need better gas milage or your gonna go outta buisness. Ford learned that a while ago. Don't make the same mistake.

Way to save number 2- Keep it simple. The H3 is complicated. Why? Because they've been trying to do the same thing again and again, but make it sound more complicated than it actually is.

Maybe the Hummer isn't worth saving. But if your gonna die out, do it already!

I save the PS3. God, this thing has more problems than Mel Gibson. Gamers went to E3 and saw the Xbox 360 and Nintendos revolution. The X-box 360 was playable, and nintendo had nothing to speak of yet. But the PS3 held promise that the graphics would be amazing. All the trailers were amazing and (i'm gonna quote the rest of this part) "we drank it down like cheap wine. Fast forward to a year later, when we wake up to a hangover and a $600 price tag."

Way to save number 1- Shut your employies up!

Every time your guys do a press release, you lose customers. Heres a few examples.

"It's probably too cheap." Ken Kutaragi, Sony Presedent.

"PS3 purchasers are paying for potential." Ken Kutaragi, Sony Presedent. Listen idiot, for $600, you better be using that potential.

"5 million will buy it, whatever it is, even if it doesn't have games." David Reeves, Presedent and CEO, SCE Europe. Bullshit. It better have games, or your company is going down the tubes.

Oh, and buy the way, used closed door meetings! Everytime you guys get together, an new rumor comes out that you have disscusted. Example, the fact that you guys were gonna put a feature in the PS3 that would not allow used, rented, or borrowed games to work on it. And they allready have this technology. They almost put it in the PS2.

Way to save number 2- Get some exclusive titles on your system. So far, every so-called exclusive title, such as the GTA series and Assasins Creed, has ended up on the 360. So get some publishers who will sign agreement with you and you alone, And give them whatever they want. Money, jewels, women, it doesen't matter. But you need to find a way to get some PS3 only titles out there. So, keep showing amazing trailers and footage and shut up about it, and you might just save the PS3.

Ok. I've done my good deed for today. Though I might post later, so come back again today.
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