Sunday, August 20, 2006

   I home! Wherever that is....
Hey. I'm back from south carolina. I was here last night, but I wasn't gonna post at 11:30 at night. so I am gonna check up on everyones sites and I hope to do a pic this week. I got my 100th hit and I'm gonna do a naruto/DBZ crossover hopefully. I just hope the Akatsuki Force dosn't make an apperance... Anyway, i hope to enjoy this next week as it is my last week before school.

So in honor of every thing that has gone on, I am gonna tell you what games to take to the beach! Ready! Good!

GAMES TO TAKE TO THE BEACH...

So, you went to the beach huh? Good for you! Whats that? You hate the beach and need some games to play? ok. Well if you don't mind looking like a loser by playing videogames on the beach, then here you go.

Well, your sitting on the beach and you happen to have a DS on you? Then go pick up Tetris DS or Bust A Move. Tetris DS will keep you busy for a long, long time with its standard addictive gameplay. Bust A move is the same way, but please, DON'T actually bust a move. You'll embarasses yourself. But, your embaressing yourself allready by playing games on the beach.

So, you want to keep yourself busy while your relitives drag you to the beach for hours apon hours? Do you have a laptop? Then I have some good and bad news for you. First the good. Go out and buy Dangorous Waters. It's a navy simulator that shows you that to be in the navy, you need to:
1.twist knobs
2.Sail around looking at nothing
3.Shoot stuff
4.Sail around looking at nothing
5.Fly
6.Give orders
7.Belay orders
8.Sailing around looking at nothing

Now the bad. It is long, compicated and boring. There is so much crap that you can't get anywhere without tearing out your hair in frustration first. It's also very slow. The graphics are behind the times and you will be bored. But why is it complicated you ask? Because there is no written manual. All you get is a few instruction videos and the read-me manual. (for those of you that don't know, thats the one you can bring up on the computer.) It is 568 pages long. No joke. And guess what, you cant edit it because it's in Acrobat reader. So you have to wing it unless you want to spend a fortune on ink. It's the perfect game to get you out of swimming on the ocean forever.

Most of you are probably angry at me for suggesting that you play videogames on the beach. But if your like me, getting into a mascot suit and dieing of heat stroke than puting on a bathing suit. But if you actally like the beach, but for people like me who hate it, there is hope of having a good time. Even if you look like a loser doing it. And thats all for now. See you later.
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