Animation from Gpetz.com

Animation from Gpetz.com

Animation from Gpetz.com

Friday, April 30, 2004

When you do the thing,you know,the thing with your hands?Yeah,that.Is that fooly or cooly?BTW I want a yellow mo-ped.
Comments (2) | Permalink

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hi.
Comments (0) | Permalink

Monday, April 5, 2004

Monkies of europe!
(in Austria)
BK:I thought we were going to Australia?
CM:The name dosen't have as many letters so the ticket was cheaper.
BK:(sigh)
SE:Crikey mates!Fancy meeting you here!
SK:Steve Erwin?Can I smell?Wait..no,What are you doing here?
SE:This country has fewer letters,so the ticket was cheaper,naturally.
IM:The plot line of this story just gets stupididerer and stupidesterererst.(ponders this statement)
BK:So.......we're here.......now what?
CM:Assassinate the ambassador!he,he,he!
LB:But get ice cream first!
All:mmmm.....YAY!
CM:Who would you whack for a klondike snack?How bout you?
SE:AHhhhhh! Here take it!I'm allergic to Klondike bars anyhoo!
CM:What?Allergic to such a tasty treat?This will not stand!I challenge you....to a duel!
(John John brings out a box of dueling weapons,Meldor selects a fencing sword from the box, John John closes the box and walks away)
SE:Where's mine?
CM:YOU don't get anything.
SE:Eh?Oww!stop that!That hurts!Ahh!That's my liver!I need that!Owww..ow..woww!
CM:(Evil twiching)He,he,he!

What sort of challenges await our vilians in a tiny country that was easily annexed by Black Kat's former master in the early 20th century?And most of all what sort of poking death will befall steve Erwin?Find out,next time!!

Comments (1) | Permalink

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

MINIONS OF EVIL!:PART 14
(somewhere in Europe)
CM:um...Black Kat?
BK:Yeisss?(charges laser pistol and aims at cute cuddly Furby)
CM:Never mind Germany...your getting married!
BK:YAY! !_!
CM:in Iraq...
BK:(no yay)
CM:BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!
BK:(gulp)

(later on in Baghdad)

Squad Commander:Gentelmen?What in Clinton's butt crack is that?
soldier:Uh...Sir....I think it's...a..aa..cruise ship?
SC:Well don't just stand there idiot...launch missles at it!
soldierL:yes sir!
BK:um...Zeni?
KZ:yes my love?
BK:Are you sure this is safe?
KZ:I will use my body to block the hail of bullets.
BK:um...yeah....well-
CM(priest of wedding):O really?Then block this!BWAHAHAHA!(Takes out a large cast-iron golf club and begins to wail on Zenigata for fun with pure evil in his eyes)
CM:Do you...(whack,whack,whack)...Zenigata...(whack)...take this...(whack,whack)...thing...(whack,whack,whack,whack,whack)...to be your..(whack)..lawful..(whack)...wedded...(Koichi's skull implodes with the sound of a coke bottle opening)(whack)...wife...(WHACK!)......you idiot?
KZ:I do.....(barely breathing)...uhhh..(faints)
CM:Good,good!(to BK)now its your turn!(maniacal laughter)
CM:HAHa!Say it!Say it!
BK:I do?
CM:HAHA!(Beats BK over the head for good measure)
CM:(speaks into radio hidden under priests robes)Good,good,phase 1 is complete,launch operation Wedding Basher!
(suddenly seven familiar villans in ultimatley fly and stealthy pimp spy suits with dragon insignia patches with the acronym "Dark B" written across the top burst through the main cabin windows and use their new levitating powers to reach the bow of the ship unscaved)
CM:Quick before they wake up let's trash the place!(CM removes robes to reveal an equally pimped out and fly spy suit made completly out of gold leaf)
CM:Go for the cake first...
Dark B members:right!
(as the Dark Brotherhood aproaches the cake John John the Gerbil Slayer pops out of it and fires his flamethrower into the crowd of ninja spy pimps)
DB:We're on fire!We're on fire!AHhhhh!(most of them jump overboard into what they think is water and burn to death in the middle of the street shortly before being picked up by the local ice cream merchant:zembobo)
CM:Looks like it's just you and me now.Bring it on!
JJGS:(emits Gebil battle cry)
CM:(emits equally terrifing Bruce Lee chicken cry and grabs the nearest pair of weasel nunchukau(nun chucks)

Czar Meldor and JJ Gerbil Slayer will battle in a battle where there can be no winner!Who will win?find out---next time.
----------------to be continued-------------

Comments (2) | Permalink

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

   MEMO
Fine then,the council has spoken,and it shall be done.
Comments (0) | Permalink

Monday, March 29, 2004

   I cannot write ch.14 until i find out the M.O.E. council's opinion on our creation of a Dark Brotherhood syndicate.
AND I NEED YOUR VOTES PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COMMENT TO VOTE!!!!!!!!
Comments (3) | Permalink

To Black Kat:I belive that these relate directly to our situation,(they are quotes of Nostradamus)
The "Hister" Quatrains
Beasts ferocious with hunger will cross the rivers,
The greater part of the battlefield will be against Hister.
Into a cage of iron will the great one be drawn,
When the child of Germany observes nothing.
(Century 2, Quatrain 24)
In the year very not far from Venus,
The two greatest ones of Asia and of Africa:
They are said to have come from the Rhine and from Hister
Cries, tears at Malta and the Ligurian sea-coast.
(Century 4, Quatrain 68)

Liberty will not be regained,
It will be occupied by a black, proud, villainous and unjust man:
When the matter of the Pontiff is opened,
The republic of Venice will be vexed by Hister.
(Century 5, Quatrain 29)

The shocking and infamous armed one will fear the great furnace,
First the chosen one, the captives not returning:
The world's lowest crime, the Angry Female Irale (Israel?) not at ease,
Barb, Hister, Malta, and the Empty One does not return.
(From Nostradamus' Almanac of 1557)


Comments (0) | Permalink

» Archives

theOtaku.com: What is Your Super Smash Bros. Fighting Style?