Friday, March 19, 2004

Comments (1) | Permalink

   Minions of Evil:Part 10
CM:More cookies!More!More!More!
(grasps hold of reality)
(for the first time in his life)
CM:If Zenigata is your manslave...then Sango is my slave!
(pulls out Sango with a leash around her neck.
ALL:(gasp)
CM:That's right!Miroku is in the back with his staff stabbed into his Kidneys!BWA!HA!HA!
*******
(Our favorite villans happily skip past a flaming hardware store as barely working televisions still flicker a staticy news broadcast on the screen)
Announcer:This just in...wha?....oh,...It's my lunch!.....okay then!...on to other news!
THIS just in....(static)...A large caped figure...(static)...belived to be either Hitler or Batman....(static)...or some combination of the two....crushwhshsh....has been spotted....cwushshsh....
Other announcer:Jim...Jim?...You can stop making those mouth noises now,there's no static.
1Announcer:Oh....(sobs)
2Announcer:All righty then!On to less gay news...
(drew cary look alike lurches at announcer and strangles him with clashing tie)
B:Hi guys!If your whatching this,then you might realise that I have acertained political influence as well.Ta,Ta!
(screen explodes as Ta,Ta! is said)
CM:Ahem!Well then,I guess that's that!
BK and SR in stereo:It is done then,the prophecy has been fulfilled,the two towers..have risen.
LB:(sigh)Like Duh!Saw that movie already!
(guzzles litter bin)
CM:Arg!You ruin everything!
(Shoots Lady Bug in the head)
(bullet compresses on incredibly thick skull and does nothing)
SK:So,what do we do now?
CM:We get to the nearest phone........and order us a legion of giant fighting robots directly from Japan!
BK:Doma Oregato!Mr.Roboto!

What will happen next?All I can tell you is,THE NEXT EPISODE INVOLVES KENNY BLAKINSHIP AND VIC ROMANO!!!!!(and possibly Guy Le Dusche!)

________--------To be Continued-------______

Comments (4) | Permalink

Thursday, March 18, 2004

   Minions of Evil:Part 8
CM:I think I know how we can get Black Kat's campain up and rolling!
BK:How?
CM:Follow my example:
(Walks up to random person in the street of evil,unsheaths sword,holds very close to random person's neck)
CM:VOTE FOR BLACK KAT OR DIE!
RP:ummm.........okay!
All:Ah,ha!
CM:Attention everyone!
(all snap to Nazi-like attention)
CM:Black Kat,you of course are our campain canidate,Demon Fox,from now on you are Black Kat's personal body guard.Shee Ra,Monkey D Luffy,you two will distribute campain flyers.Lady Bug,since you are a giant cockroach demon that likes to eat trash,we use you as a campain float while you eat leftover flyers.JohnJohn's in "temporary" cryofreeze write now so Koichi Zenigata will be our head of security.oh yes,and Zenigata,if you see Lupin,don't hesitate to call the real police,we now he'll whoop your sorry tail.
KZ:Why I outta!
(Czar Meldor slaps Zenigata to the ground)
CM:That's right,stay at your master's feet,like a good doggie!Now,let's get moving people!
All:Yes Sir!
************
(A few hours later campain flyers,giant roach prints,and the bodies of several random people who didn't agree to the terms here formentioned lie in the streets from Alabama to Washington D.C.)
CM:THAT'S RIGHT!,ANY BLADE OF GRASS THAT DOESN'T WANT BLACK KAT IN OFFICE WILL BURN!(maniacal laghter)(sets fire to local Ace Hardware store)
BK:Don't you think your taking this a bit too far?
CM:(maniacal laghter)BURN!BURN!BURN!
BK:How am I suppost to win the campain if no one's alive to vote?
CM:SHUT UP!(knocks BK out with a large 80's cell phone)BURN!BURN IT ALL!Yes!ha,ha,ha,BWA HA HA HA!
SK:Cookies anyone?
All:(except BK who has blacked out)Who are you?
SK:Sigh,Must I present Myself?Stupid Question.Anyway,I am SweetestKuma,and my magical cookies will instantly put anyone who eats them.......into epilectic shock!tee,he!(blushes)
DF:Good,then throw the whole batch at Czar Meldor,he's gone completly insane!
CM:Murder,slay,kill,pillage!,B-U-R-N!...Ooo...what's this?.....cookie?......cookie!....mmmmm!(falls to the ground,begins to twitch and writhe,goes into seisure as eyes roll to the back of his head)
WHAT THE FIZZERNIDLE'S GOING ON HERE!FIND OUT,NEXT CHAPTER!
------------TO BE CONTINUED---------------
Comments (2) | Permalink

Thursday, March 11, 2004

MINIONS OF EEEEVVVIIILL: Part 5
CM:Win the election?
BK:That is correct,Meldor.
CM:Looks like we're going to need....
(machinguns firing in the distance)
CM:Arnold Swartzenegger?(kill his Austrian Arse!
All:Yes Sir!(cock guns,unsheath swords,ready spells)
(Czar Meldor produces a minigun from the depths of his cloak.)
CM:Okay,Rambo Boy,come get some!CHARGE!
ALL:RUN!
CM:HUH?
BK and DF:Flamming Gerbils!Ahhhh!
CM:No!Not them!Not THEM!AHHHHH!(shoots in all directions through the Tent of Evil)
John John The Gerbil Slayer:This is where I come in!
Dum,Dum,Dum!TO BE CONTINUED!
Oh no!Will our demented friends meet thier doom at the hands of the flameing gerbils and Arnold?Find out....NEXT CHAPTER!Dum,Dum,Dum!

Comments (1) | Permalink

Monday, March 8, 2004

   Minions of Evil-2 1/2
What this is:This is a written RPG.
Meaning?:What that means is it is sort of like a game as far as the story line goes,but it is actually just a story.
How to play:Leave a comment including a profile of yourself(your character)and how you usually act/dress etc.

WARNING:DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE FIRST 2 AT Black Kat's SITE!!!
MS:Black Kat?
BK:Yeiss?
MS:Just how are these idiots supposed to help me take over the world?
BK:Well,um...I'm not sure sir...he,he^_^'Did you bring the cheese?
MS:Um,no?
MDL:WWHATT?(eyes twiching)NO CHEESE???!?!? You shall die where you stand!
MS:Quick,Black Kat,Ready your lightsaber!
BK:Eh?We don't have lightsabers.
MS:Oh.Darn.*_*'
BK:Run!
What will happen next?Will our demented heroes be slaughtered in the wake of a giant cockroach?Only your comment can tell.Perhaps your influence will lead to an alternate ending!#0#

Comments (0) | Permalink

Saturday, March 6, 2004

   Sure,I'll go...but I'm taking over when I get there.

Hell: You are most likely not an evil or bad
person, but are quite troubled at the moment.
Something is probably bothering you intensly.
With so much emotion bottled up, Hell will let
you release your anger. (please rate my quiz)


**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
brought to you by Quizilla

Comments (0) | Permalink

Which InuYasha Character are you most like? by Deji-chan
Comments (0) | Permalink

Sunday, February 29, 2004

DAMN!DOUBLE DAMN!ARRGGG!!!I GOT KIKED OFF?!!??!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Comments (0) | Permalink