Thursday, March 18, 2004

   Minions of Evil:Part 8
CM:I think I know how we can get Black Kat's campain up and rolling!
BK:How?
CM:Follow my example:
(Walks up to random person in the street of evil,unsheaths sword,holds very close to random person's neck)
CM:VOTE FOR BLACK KAT OR DIE!
RP:ummm.........okay!
All:Ah,ha!
CM:Attention everyone!
(all snap to Nazi-like attention)
CM:Black Kat,you of course are our campain canidate,Demon Fox,from now on you are Black Kat's personal body guard.Shee Ra,Monkey D Luffy,you two will distribute campain flyers.Lady Bug,since you are a giant cockroach demon that likes to eat trash,we use you as a campain float while you eat leftover flyers.JohnJohn's in "temporary" cryofreeze write now so Koichi Zenigata will be our head of security.oh yes,and Zenigata,if you see Lupin,don't hesitate to call the real police,we now he'll whoop your sorry tail.
KZ:Why I outta!
(Czar Meldor slaps Zenigata to the ground)
CM:That's right,stay at your master's feet,like a good doggie!Now,let's get moving people!
All:Yes Sir!
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(A few hours later campain flyers,giant roach prints,and the bodies of several random people who didn't agree to the terms here formentioned lie in the streets from Alabama to Washington D.C.)
CM:THAT'S RIGHT!,ANY BLADE OF GRASS THAT DOESN'T WANT BLACK KAT IN OFFICE WILL BURN!(maniacal laghter)(sets fire to local Ace Hardware store)
BK:Don't you think your taking this a bit too far?
CM:(maniacal laghter)BURN!BURN!BURN!
BK:How am I suppost to win the campain if no one's alive to vote?
CM:SHUT UP!(knocks BK out with a large 80's cell phone)BURN!BURN IT ALL!Yes!ha,ha,ha,BWA HA HA HA!
SK:Cookies anyone?
All:(except BK who has blacked out)Who are you?
SK:Sigh,Must I present Myself?Stupid Question.Anyway,I am SweetestKuma,and my magical cookies will instantly put anyone who eats them.......into epilectic shock!tee,he!(blushes)
DF:Good,then throw the whole batch at Czar Meldor,he's gone completly insane!
CM:Murder,slay,kill,pillage!,B-U-R-N!...Ooo...what's this?.....cookie?......cookie!....mmmmm!(falls to the ground,begins to twitch and writhe,goes into seisure as eyes roll to the back of his head)
WHAT THE FIZZERNIDLE'S GOING ON HERE!FIND OUT,NEXT CHAPTER!
------------TO BE CONTINUED---------------
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