Friday, March 19, 2004

   Minions of Evil:Part 10
CM:More cookies!More!More!More!
(grasps hold of reality)
(for the first time in his life)
CM:If Zenigata is your manslave...then Sango is my slave!
(pulls out Sango with a leash around her neck.
ALL:(gasp)
CM:That's right!Miroku is in the back with his staff stabbed into his Kidneys!BWA!HA!HA!
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(Our favorite villans happily skip past a flaming hardware store as barely working televisions still flicker a staticy news broadcast on the screen)
Announcer:This just in...wha?....oh,...It's my lunch!.....okay then!...on to other news!
THIS just in....(static)...A large caped figure...(static)...belived to be either Hitler or Batman....(static)...or some combination of the two....crushwhshsh....has been spotted....cwushshsh....
Other announcer:Jim...Jim?...You can stop making those mouth noises now,there's no static.
1Announcer:Oh....(sobs)
2Announcer:All righty then!On to less gay news...
(drew cary look alike lurches at announcer and strangles him with clashing tie)
B:Hi guys!If your whatching this,then you might realise that I have acertained political influence as well.Ta,Ta!
(screen explodes as Ta,Ta! is said)
CM:Ahem!Well then,I guess that's that!
BK and SR in stereo:It is done then,the prophecy has been fulfilled,the two towers..have risen.
LB:(sigh)Like Duh!Saw that movie already!
(guzzles litter bin)
CM:Arg!You ruin everything!
(Shoots Lady Bug in the head)
(bullet compresses on incredibly thick skull and does nothing)
SK:So,what do we do now?
CM:We get to the nearest phone........and order us a legion of giant fighting robots directly from Japan!
BK:Doma Oregato!Mr.Roboto!

What will happen next?All I can tell you is,THE NEXT EPISODE INVOLVES KENNY BLAKINSHIP AND VIC ROMANO!!!!!(and possibly Guy Le Dusche!)

________--------To be Continued-------______

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