Wednesday, March 31, 2004

MINIONS OF EVIL!:PART 14
(somewhere in Europe)
CM:um...Black Kat?
BK:Yeisss?(charges laser pistol and aims at cute cuddly Furby)
CM:Never mind Germany...your getting married!
BK:YAY! !_!
CM:in Iraq...
BK:(no yay)
CM:BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!
BK:(gulp)

(later on in Baghdad)

Squad Commander:Gentelmen?What in Clinton's butt crack is that?
soldier:Uh...Sir....I think it's...a..aa..cruise ship?
SC:Well don't just stand there idiot...launch missles at it!
soldierL:yes sir!
BK:um...Zeni?
KZ:yes my love?
BK:Are you sure this is safe?
KZ:I will use my body to block the hail of bullets.
BK:um...yeah....well-
CM(priest of wedding):O really?Then block this!BWAHAHAHA!(Takes out a large cast-iron golf club and begins to wail on Zenigata for fun with pure evil in his eyes)
CM:Do you...(whack,whack,whack)...Zenigata...(whack)...take this...(whack,whack)...thing...(whack,whack,whack,whack,whack)...to be your..(whack)..lawful..(whack)...wedded...(Koichi's skull implodes with the sound of a coke bottle opening)(whack)...wife...(WHACK!)......you idiot?
KZ:I do.....(barely breathing)...uhhh..(faints)
CM:Good,good!(to BK)now its your turn!(maniacal laughter)
CM:HAHa!Say it!Say it!
BK:I do?
CM:HAHA!(Beats BK over the head for good measure)
CM:(speaks into radio hidden under priests robes)Good,good,phase 1 is complete,launch operation Wedding Basher!
(suddenly seven familiar villans in ultimatley fly and stealthy pimp spy suits with dragon insignia patches with the acronym "Dark B" written across the top burst through the main cabin windows and use their new levitating powers to reach the bow of the ship unscaved)
CM:Quick before they wake up let's trash the place!(CM removes robes to reveal an equally pimped out and fly spy suit made completly out of gold leaf)
CM:Go for the cake first...
Dark B members:right!
(as the Dark Brotherhood aproaches the cake John John the Gerbil Slayer pops out of it and fires his flamethrower into the crowd of ninja spy pimps)
DB:We're on fire!We're on fire!AHhhhh!(most of them jump overboard into what they think is water and burn to death in the middle of the street shortly before being picked up by the local ice cream merchant:zembobo)
CM:Looks like it's just you and me now.Bring it on!
JJGS:(emits Gebil battle cry)
CM:(emits equally terrifing Bruce Lee chicken cry and grabs the nearest pair of weasel nunchukau(nun chucks)

Czar Meldor and JJ Gerbil Slayer will battle in a battle where there can be no winner!Who will win?find out---next time.
----------------to be continued-------------

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