Friday, December 9, 2005

Slow Snow day
*yawn-age* man Snow day today!! it's s-al-right. get to stay home in a cold house watching anything that came from Netflix. Boy has my life gone away from my train tracks. i've had so mush shit to deal with and dish out and bake. it's hard to cook up a life. anyways the Club that i have help established with friends is now in teh recuriting stage. we will be shortly in the World Domination Phase in now times. well i better get going all my PC games need Updating. Adios`

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Sunday, December 4, 2005

Re what? Redone!!
over hauled it out of here and give it a new slap of cheese!!
that;s right nothing new here trying to do my best but i just can't oh well Happy Days OFFS
that's right take the all teh hoildays off cause that's what we believe in LAZYINESS

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Monday, November 28, 2005

Tell me what you think?
Nick is a Cat human
Alex is a man with huge hair
RJ is a pixialted man


[The city of S.A.K.A.Y., morning the birds wake up and start chirping, the chunk-monks emerge from the trees to feed on people’s feet. Everyone walks around smiles, the S.a.K.a.Y car rolls down the street RJ driving Alex in the front seat and Nick in the back looking at the sky from the back window.

Alex> what the hell, everyone is cheerful

RJ> I know I makes me just want to run them over

Nick> that cloud looks like a bloody nose

Alex> that’s your nose Nick

Nick> oh that’s right

RJ> I told you not to provoke the giant mosquito they drink from your nose

Nick> I thought your teddy would take care of them

RJ> I said control the population not kill them off

Nick yea wait till I flash burn the cavern

Alex> okay I’m starting to get freaked out I just saw an old lady get carry across the street by a muscle builder

RJ> I know that guy was just stealing her purse last week

Nick< tilts forward to look> Ahhhhhh the Cheerfulness< nose erupts with blood> Ahhhhhhh< starts to
cry

RJ> don’t lean forward I just cleaned out our taco stains from last year

Alex> just get to the hospital quick he lost a little blood

RJ< mumbles> I’ll set them free next time he tries to throw a grenade down there

[hospital, a Ambulance races in the parking lot blowing through the cars and than crashes into the piller that holds up the cover over the ER enterce. Inside RJ and Alex sit in the waiting room. Alex is reading some magazine and RJ is sitting in his chair abnormally clam.

Alex< notices the clamness and makes a questioning face> are you okay

RJ> yea it’s just this place makes me act mature

Alex> really maybe we should take a piece home with us

RJ> no it’s just life is taken and given here it’s a weird disbelief.

Alex> you mean you never done anything stupid in a hospital

RJ> nope besides the time I was born

Alex< mumbles> that’s a fact
[a hot nurse enters and Both Alex and RJ watch her moving reading material over their crotches. The nurse walks over to them not noticing the magazines are pitching a tent]

Hot Nurse> are you Alex and RJ
[Alex and RJ nod staring at her]

Hot nurse> your friend nick will be fine it will be a few more hours the doctor found something in his back, do you guys sword fight?
[they nod again]

Hot nurse> okay that’s why we found a Sword, chucking star, spear head, arrow shaft...(ten minutes later)...and shrapnel in his back the doctor will be removing these items, okay? [both smile back, she leaves and the magazines go flat and both sigh]

RJ> holy crap...wait a minute why is everyone so cheerful today?

Alex> who cares did you see that nurse she was hot!

RJ> yea but all the nurses all that way and the doctors aren’t Indians or Asian or creepy looking

Alex< looks around and notices all this is true, a smile comes across his face> do you think their happy to go on a date with me?

RJ< looks at him in disbelief of his stupidity> are you serious about dating Alex you havn’t dated any one since [censored] and it was [censored]

Alex> you shutup and wait while I go hit on the many nurses< he gets up and leaves chasing after a nurse who just walked past him.

RJ> wait a minute he’s cheerful and Nick would be screaming if they were taking stuff out of his back?
[RJ gets up to investigate it, he walks down a hall looking in every window. Alex in the back ground is chasing another nurse. RJ finally finds the room were nick is and finds him smiling while objects are being pulled out of his back.]

RJ> what the hell I must study why everyone is cheerful
[RJ emerges the hospital to find not a cloud in the sky and the sun lighting up the day but not blinding people’s eyes]

RJ> Oh my gosh it’s a perfect day that’s must be what it is >sniffs the air< oh my god I can’t smell government corruption or the smell of humanity killing it’s self< tears well up in his eyes> it’s beautiful the world has become perfect and now peace may ring out. I will not let this last it’s unhuman, it’s beyond disgusting it’s....it’s....it’s EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*commercial break**

[RJ is running through the hospital looking for alex. He runs up to the desk to one of the hot nurses]

RJ> hi there have you seen a hippie looking freak some where

Hot nurse> oh yea Alex he just ask me out for dinner at 8:00 he’s in the back now making out with another nurse

RJ> your okay with that?

Hot nurse> yea he’s like already asked most the nurses for dinner at 8:00

RJ< Nods than runs to the back to find Alex really going at it with the Nurse> Alex stop for a second

Alex< pulls him self off the nurse still on a one of the movable beds patients are moved on> hey can ya wait a minute

RJ> no it’s urgent

Alex< not moving off the nurse> tell me now< motioning to RJ to hurry up

RJ> the world is perfect Alex, Perfect anything that sucked or was messed up is perfect, perfect listen to me and snap out of it

Alex< thinking, than became bored> whatever where were we?

RJ< annoyed and than thinks a minute> Alex there’s not hate in the world
Alex< stops making out with the nurse and comes to his sense> holy Shit the world is MONDO PERFECT
[outside RJ has brought Alex out to witness the perfectness]

Alex> how can this be, it’s worst than your chaos period and dual full moon period combine

RJ> hey I take offense to that

Alex> how are we gonna snap nick out of it he’s deep in it

RJ> I know too much perfectness is bad for Sakay we might lose our viewers

Alex> what?

RJ> nothing, wait a minute he believes he’s perfect

Alex> yea we know that...sooo?
[inside the hospital in the Room Nick is getting the objects removed, RJ and Alex burst in]

Alex> nick something is wrong

Nick< looks up all smiles, Alex and RJ flinch at the sight of this> what’s wrong

RJ> you’re not human
Nick> don’t be silly look I’m... [a loud scream is heard from the hospital and all three emerge from the hospital Nick going mad and RJ panicking while Alex tries to piss everyone off by doing “things?”]

Nick> oh god damn it is a perfect world

Alex>(something in japense)

RJ> must be...Wak-a...can;t....Wak-a...be...Wak-a Wak-a wak-a
(Ten minutes later)
[the three are laying on the parking lot next to the Sakay car, RJ is out of breathe, Alex is now mumbling and Nick is trying to eat a Stop sign pole. As if they just got energy back and that nothing happen the three get up and into the car]

RJ> we must get back to the house

Nick> no we must act now< takes a cyclinder looking object from his chest> I was going to save this for the Shit cavern but it must be use now!

Alex> what is it?

Nick> a flash burn grenade

RJ> saving for the Shit cavern eh?

Nick> yup< pulls the pin and about to throw

Alex> hang on
[nick is standing outside the car with the grenade in one hand and a walky-talky in the other hand. The car drives off and disappears]

Alex> now throw it
[nick release it and the City of Sakay is suddenly blinded by a light and it fades away revealing nothing. In the Sakay car. Alex and RJ are looking back with huge old people glasses on]

Alex> uhm nick you there?

RJ> of course he’s not Game over, reset, unplug, eject man he’s gone along with our house, my work, the pawn shop and the weapon shop.

Alex> how was I suppose to know that the whole city would be gone

RJ> you weren’t?

Alex> god nobodies perfect RJ
[RJ looks at the road like he had just realize the stupidness of the events that lead up to that saying]

RJ< mumbles> if only life was
[both sigh]

&END&FIN&
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Saturday, November 26, 2005

   It says "read all instructions carefully" i don;t know how to read
yeah...well...i'm bored of hunting it's to much like work. wakeing up at like 6 o' clock in the morning and walking slowly through wind and cold and snow and manuvering around trees and bushes. gotta be quiet can't make any sundden movements. out in the wilderness for like 12 hrs. man gives me alot of time to think on crap. plus i dunno. but this 8 point buck keeps stalking me and it's pissing me off he keeps getting away. oh well. on a differnet matter i'm suspose to take Kristen to one of ym friend's band show but i he changed the date so i dunno. not much here not much new, oh hey i leanred to play pitch some what yeah for me! i better go to my other sites
I wish all a happy day from here on out till januray 3rd than after that ROT IN HELL just kidding
`~Mytho>?
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Friday, November 18, 2005

   Warrior who Hates the Rain(ep.7)
Ep. 7

Langley, Virginia
Skual was wearing a Neck brace and a Back Brace and his causal tan office suit. He was walking down a hallway with other people in suits some wearing glasses and carrying important-looking envelopes. Skual’s walk was mostly a limp, he entered an elevator and pressed a button. The doors closed and the elevator started downwards. He tried to scratch his lower back, but all he did was agitated it more. The elevator slowed and the doors opened Skual walked out. It was an office floor filled with cubicles and corner offices. Skual walked down the side next to the window and into his office. The door said Skual aÌBertal Anti-Terrorism on the window. He sat down in his chair behind his desk and looked in the incoming box for whatever he was looking. A man in a black pinstripe suit stepped in the door and threw an envelope onto Skual’s desk.
“Mytho is in Switzerland now,” Skual took the papers from the envelope and looked them over.
“This says Italy,” he said puzzled. The Man walked in and sat in one of the chair facing Skual.
“He had to cross the borders secretly,”
“What the Hell is in Switzerland?” Skual Asked getting ill-tempered.
“You’re not a Real Warrior not one bit are you?”
“St. Clair you better watch it see the Sword . . . ” he said picking up his sword from next to his desk and waving it in the man’s face.
“Whatever Skual he’s your assignment not mine you track him down,” with that the man got up and left. Skual looked back at the papers a shifted through them. Italy why’d he go to Italy, what is he training in the ways of a Gladiator? He thought to him self and laughed. Switzerland what’s in Switzerland for him or that deals with a warrior.

Switzerland in the New Warrior Academy; Mytho

I was in the library looking over books on Legends and Gifted Warriors, The Watchers must have taken every book on my condition. The next thing I was being tapped on the shoulder and my face was resting in a book. I sat up to see the gray-haired Courtier,
“What is it?” I said yawning.
“Your one minute late to Swordsman Training in the Arena,” he spoke. I looked behind me out the window, which was dumb, I was suddenly blinded for a moment from the sun. I got to my feet and started running for the door.
“Make sure nobody moves those,” I yelled back to him. I bolted out of the library and down the hall way into the main Building. I turned the corner to take a shortcut. I turned another corner to go through a door and I was in the spectator’s stand. Class had started already and was down in the pit. I ran down the stands and jumped down into the pit.
“Sorry I’m late . . . ” I began to say.
“Please Mytho, do your research on the days you have off,” Master Ten said. I was amazed Ten makes it his duty to train every warrior and still have time for important pressing matters. It made me wonder if he just keeps the other Masters just for advice in governing.
“Now if I may resume, Swordsmen training will train you in one of the two areas, Double handed weapons or Double Wielding weapons. As fighters you all took a type of bladed weapon, a sword, some an axe. But as Swordsmen you may train your self to use a blunt weapon such as a Mace, Bo staff, or a Hammer even. Now you must be first learned one of the first two. Either Double handed or Double Wielding. You must choose now. That way we can separate you all . . . ” I took this time to look around there must have been 15 of us standing around, most men few women.
“...Now for those who have the hearts set on Double Wielding you may choose to mix up your weapon combination, you may have a long sword and an axe or a short sword. Any combination you can think of you can train with, but remember fluid motion with double weapon attacks you need to move swiftly both weapons the air should not try to stop you, you must move like air it’s self . . . now if you training with double handed please go through this door . . . ” he pointed to the door on his right.
“And double wielding please goes through that door,” and he pointed to his left. I stood up and moved into the door for double wielding. About six people followed me in the majority of the group went for Double handed. As I stepped through the other side, a different master stood before us. The room was small with four doors in each compass direction.
“Welcome there’s only seven of you in a group of sixteen, oh well, I am Master Bradley, I will over look your training as we the Masters of this Academy do not teach but always learn from students. Now you will train with the perfectly balanced Weapons in the weapon closet on my left your right. As you train with them the Sword smiths of this Academy will watch and create your perfect weapon for you. Than to fully graduate you must break all Red Plates on Grand Master Ten, in a spar...Now if you please go select your weapon,” this time I followed everyone into the weapon closet. I already knew what I wanted, and I found them almost instantly. Short Swords on separate belts I picked them up and drew them from the scabbards to look at the blade they were just a little thinner than what I wanted them to be. I put the first on around my waist and moved the scabbard to the back. I did the same with the second one. To draw them from behind I had two options; either throw them up behind me and catch them in the air or tilt them on the sides and draw them from behind to the front as if to kill on the draw. I walked out and the room had changed, it was more like a bowling ally than before. There were lanes and at the end of them were four holes.
“You will find that this Academy can fit the needs of us at anytime we choose it too,” spoke Master Bradley. That was one thing I could never figure out, this Academy was mysterious in it’s own way. Just like the masters which put me on guard thinking that one of them would figure out who I am. The exercise they planned out for us was drawing our weapons on the attack. They launched disks at us and we had to draw and smash. Over and over, my teenage spirt never gave up. I was probably the only one wanting to do this all through the night. I was taught at a young age to never give up and give it your all. Of course I never applied my self I was to laid back when it came to do work. But when I did anything I put all my energy into it. As I left the training that evening with my short swords, attached to my belt placed behind me. I walked out the main entrance of the arena there I saw an old friend. Kiore, walking with the gray haired courtier, Kiore had a double-sided axe in his hand, it was small enough for a one hand weapon. I quickly dodged out of the way and watched him. He entered the Arena.
“No way, he’s gonna become a new age warrior!” I thought to my self almost saying it aloud.
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   eye popin Nicotine and Gut busting Gravy
i just thought i hsould share this secert to the world, have a bundle for turkey day and merry Holidays

I'll be your chaufeur on a midnite drive
It takes a miracle just to survive
Buried animals call your name
You keep on sleeping through the poignant rain

I think we're going crazy
Her left eye is lazy
She looks so Israeli
Nicotine and gravy

I'll feed you fruit that don't exist
I'll leave graffiti where you've never been kissed
I'll do your laundry, massage your soul
I'll turn you over to the highway patrol

I think we're going crazy
Things don't even phase me
Her left eye is lazy
Nicotine and gravy
Miracles amaze me
She looks so Israeli
Love the way she pays me
I think I'm going crazy

I don't want to die tonight
I don't want to die tonight...


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Thursday, November 17, 2005

   On the big screen Hizzel
Yo updating the site here in Skool this computer is hooked up to the big screen in the class so everyone can see.HI EVERYONE!!!!
well not much here just the same ol' crap. hunting season begins this weekend, cna't wait my uncle from mass is coming out and taking me out on my grandpa's land. well better go i'm gettin alot of weird looks
God speaks in sine waves of Antique Fequency. The Universe lie factor remains like a good story good Cds it's not ture. An inability to process truth lies in an inability to handle the pixiles of circemstances

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005

   Updiy Datey

Situation:tired
Huamn Feelings:alittle freacked out(thats right Freacked!!!)
Pac-Man insticts: WAkA WakA
well in skool serving Study hall up in teh house of Mrs. PEck (home ec teach, who needs her own class on food prep.) she's got a personal problem so instead of taking teh weeek of she's taking it out on us yippie!!!
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Thursday, November 3, 2005

wellly welly
well here i am in skool again. i'm taking over this computer here in study hall i'll try to get my site updated and find more pics to put in these poasting crap well adios!
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Wednesday, November 2, 2005

   let's make this a short one
i'm here in my Craply taught skool in study hall on a double wedesday which means more lunch(where i postal taped peoples bookbags to the wall) and a few mins shorter periods. but what makes this worse is that my study hall monitor dosen't change. so i;m stuck with a B!tc#y one that doesn't let us talk or even move around out of seats oh crap gtg
`~Mytho.?
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