Monday, November 28, 2005

Tell me what you think?
Nick is a Cat human
Alex is a man with huge hair
RJ is a pixialted man


[The city of S.A.K.A.Y., morning the birds wake up and start chirping, the chunk-monks emerge from the trees to feed on people’s feet. Everyone walks around smiles, the S.a.K.a.Y car rolls down the street RJ driving Alex in the front seat and Nick in the back looking at the sky from the back window.

Alex> what the hell, everyone is cheerful

RJ> I know I makes me just want to run them over

Nick> that cloud looks like a bloody nose

Alex> that’s your nose Nick

Nick> oh that’s right

RJ> I told you not to provoke the giant mosquito they drink from your nose

Nick> I thought your teddy would take care of them

RJ> I said control the population not kill them off

Nick yea wait till I flash burn the cavern

Alex> okay I’m starting to get freaked out I just saw an old lady get carry across the street by a muscle builder

RJ> I know that guy was just stealing her purse last week

Nick< tilts forward to look> Ahhhhhh the Cheerfulness< nose erupts with blood> Ahhhhhhh< starts to
cry

RJ> don’t lean forward I just cleaned out our taco stains from last year

Alex> just get to the hospital quick he lost a little blood

RJ< mumbles> I’ll set them free next time he tries to throw a grenade down there

[hospital, a Ambulance races in the parking lot blowing through the cars and than crashes into the piller that holds up the cover over the ER enterce. Inside RJ and Alex sit in the waiting room. Alex is reading some magazine and RJ is sitting in his chair abnormally clam.

Alex< notices the clamness and makes a questioning face> are you okay

RJ> yea it’s just this place makes me act mature

Alex> really maybe we should take a piece home with us

RJ> no it’s just life is taken and given here it’s a weird disbelief.

Alex> you mean you never done anything stupid in a hospital

RJ> nope besides the time I was born

Alex< mumbles> that’s a fact
[a hot nurse enters and Both Alex and RJ watch her moving reading material over their crotches. The nurse walks over to them not noticing the magazines are pitching a tent]

Hot Nurse> are you Alex and RJ
[Alex and RJ nod staring at her]

Hot nurse> your friend nick will be fine it will be a few more hours the doctor found something in his back, do you guys sword fight?
[they nod again]

Hot nurse> okay that’s why we found a Sword, chucking star, spear head, arrow shaft...(ten minutes later)...and shrapnel in his back the doctor will be removing these items, okay? [both smile back, she leaves and the magazines go flat and both sigh]

RJ> holy crap...wait a minute why is everyone so cheerful today?

Alex> who cares did you see that nurse she was hot!

RJ> yea but all the nurses all that way and the doctors aren’t Indians or Asian or creepy looking

Alex< looks around and notices all this is true, a smile comes across his face> do you think their happy to go on a date with me?

RJ< looks at him in disbelief of his stupidity> are you serious about dating Alex you havn’t dated any one since [censored] and it was [censored]

Alex> you shutup and wait while I go hit on the many nurses< he gets up and leaves chasing after a nurse who just walked past him.

RJ> wait a minute he’s cheerful and Nick would be screaming if they were taking stuff out of his back?
[RJ gets up to investigate it, he walks down a hall looking in every window. Alex in the back ground is chasing another nurse. RJ finally finds the room were nick is and finds him smiling while objects are being pulled out of his back.]

RJ> what the hell I must study why everyone is cheerful
[RJ emerges the hospital to find not a cloud in the sky and the sun lighting up the day but not blinding people’s eyes]

RJ> Oh my gosh it’s a perfect day that’s must be what it is >sniffs the air< oh my god I can’t smell government corruption or the smell of humanity killing it’s self< tears well up in his eyes> it’s beautiful the world has become perfect and now peace may ring out. I will not let this last it’s unhuman, it’s beyond disgusting it’s....it’s....it’s EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*commercial break**

[RJ is running through the hospital looking for alex. He runs up to the desk to one of the hot nurses]

RJ> hi there have you seen a hippie looking freak some where

Hot nurse> oh yea Alex he just ask me out for dinner at 8:00 he’s in the back now making out with another nurse

RJ> your okay with that?

Hot nurse> yea he’s like already asked most the nurses for dinner at 8:00

RJ< Nods than runs to the back to find Alex really going at it with the Nurse> Alex stop for a second

Alex< pulls him self off the nurse still on a one of the movable beds patients are moved on> hey can ya wait a minute

RJ> no it’s urgent

Alex< not moving off the nurse> tell me now< motioning to RJ to hurry up

RJ> the world is perfect Alex, Perfect anything that sucked or was messed up is perfect, perfect listen to me and snap out of it

Alex< thinking, than became bored> whatever where were we?

RJ< annoyed and than thinks a minute> Alex there’s not hate in the world
Alex< stops making out with the nurse and comes to his sense> holy Shit the world is MONDO PERFECT
[outside RJ has brought Alex out to witness the perfectness]

Alex> how can this be, it’s worst than your chaos period and dual full moon period combine

RJ> hey I take offense to that

Alex> how are we gonna snap nick out of it he’s deep in it

RJ> I know too much perfectness is bad for Sakay we might lose our viewers

Alex> what?

RJ> nothing, wait a minute he believes he’s perfect

Alex> yea we know that...sooo?
[inside the hospital in the Room Nick is getting the objects removed, RJ and Alex burst in]

Alex> nick something is wrong

Nick< looks up all smiles, Alex and RJ flinch at the sight of this> what’s wrong

RJ> you’re not human
Nick> don’t be silly look I’m... [a loud scream is heard from the hospital and all three emerge from the hospital Nick going mad and RJ panicking while Alex tries to piss everyone off by doing “things?”]

Nick> oh god damn it is a perfect world

Alex>(something in japense)

RJ> must be...Wak-a...can;t....Wak-a...be...Wak-a Wak-a wak-a
(Ten minutes later)
[the three are laying on the parking lot next to the Sakay car, RJ is out of breathe, Alex is now mumbling and Nick is trying to eat a Stop sign pole. As if they just got energy back and that nothing happen the three get up and into the car]

RJ> we must get back to the house

Nick> no we must act now< takes a cyclinder looking object from his chest> I was going to save this for the Shit cavern but it must be use now!

Alex> what is it?

Nick> a flash burn grenade

RJ> saving for the Shit cavern eh?

Nick> yup< pulls the pin and about to throw

Alex> hang on
[nick is standing outside the car with the grenade in one hand and a walky-talky in the other hand. The car drives off and disappears]

Alex> now throw it
[nick release it and the City of Sakay is suddenly blinded by a light and it fades away revealing nothing. In the Sakay car. Alex and RJ are looking back with huge old people glasses on]

Alex> uhm nick you there?

RJ> of course he’s not Game over, reset, unplug, eject man he’s gone along with our house, my work, the pawn shop and the weapon shop.

Alex> how was I suppose to know that the whole city would be gone

RJ> you weren’t?

Alex> god nobodies perfect RJ
[RJ looks at the road like he had just realize the stupidness of the events that lead up to that saying]

RJ< mumbles> if only life was
[both sigh]

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