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Monday, February 7, 2005


   Okay so...
I wish I lived in Britain.
Now today it's not just because of the brillant accents or the penchant for tea and scones, no, it's because I bet they walk on the left side of the sidewalk.
I mean, they drive on the left, so I bet they walk too. Right?
So why do I want to walk on the left side of the sidewalk? Because it's raining.

Now don't get me wrong, I love the rain and dance madly in it. But the puddles, THE PUDDLES always seem to be on the right side of whatever sidewalk I'm walking on to wherever. Now I love puddles too, and the splashing within them and hopefully upon random passer-bys.

But not these puddles. Not the puddles I keep encountering today. They are milky white and reek of some foul stench that I can only attribute to the bowels of the Earth. Bubbling up from some horrible fluid-filled cavern beneath the continence of man to obscure my path. I dance around them, only to be stuck in some mud-filled trap...my shoes, they want my shoes. WHY DO YOU NEED MY SHOES, MUD? WHY?
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So yeah, I wish I lived in Britain.

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