Friday, December 3, 2004

Frosty da Fro Man! XD
Today's "Daily E-mail" as all my poor victiums...er, I mean penpals, like to call them about my day today. ^^:

HiHi Puffy AmiYumi Show:
Ami: "And now you know where we are from...Tokyo and Osaka."
Yumi: *gets real close to camera* *whispers* "Osaka better!"
Konnichiwa minna!!! *waves*
Ahh, what a beautiful time of the year, ne? As I walked out the door this morning, the grass all around was frosted white. As I approached my usual spot to stand in the morning at school, I saw before me the football feild sparkling in white frost...which is as good as it gets here. lol. I joked with my friends, "Feast the sight before you, for this is as close to snow as we're getting...look, you can make a FROST angel!" lol.
We made up a new Christmas song! Dedicated to Wayne's afro! XD
My friends sane me the first line, "Frosty the Fro man!..." and I came up with the lyrics for the rest! It didn't really rhyme, but it was funny!
"Frosty the Fro Man, was a very angsty soul,
We tried to fit the hat on his head but it wouldn't fit,
It was 6 foot wide and 10 feet tall,
and when he sneezed he covered the whole city..." LMAO! XD
I was amazed he got the last line, it meant when he sneezed and dropped his head, his fro covered the world. lol. I joked of we could make a horror movie of it, like you'd hear the Jaws theme music "do-do...do-do..." and then you'd see a fro rise from over the school! And people would scream in terror! Ahhh! And in that old horror movie-blood type you'd see "ATTACK OF DA KILLER FRO!" I joked the sequle would be "Attack of the Jerry Curl" lol, and that we'd all die from the juice. XD Me and Haley made nice. ^^ She apologized, saying she wasn't in an oh-so-great mood yesterday. The boys this morning had the football out again, and we all couldn't resist a little humor. One this one black girl with a tangerine tube top, blue jean jacket and tangerine head band picked up the ball, all the guys were like, "AHHH! Everyone DUCK! Duck! Hide! Run for your lives!!!" and they were all ducking and hiding behind the wall, lol, and when she threw it, it meraculoisly flew straight...though spinning like a bomb and not very far. lol.
When Kyle (the one who won't buy his own manga) went to throw I screamed, "OH MY GOD, DUCK!" I scared some of the people beside me who weren't paying attention and thought it was really flying towards them. lol.
Boy, my school is just loaded with intelligence...not. In first block english we were talking about Native American stories on how the earth was created, Matt was asking some weird stuff like, "If they belive this beetle created the earth and all then like.....how was Taco Bell created?" "WHAT!?" some boy on the other side says, "Duh, by Mexicans!" *smacks forehead* Matt argued with that they didn't....like yeah, technically Taco Bell isn't exactly real Mexican food, let alone real food...
Further proving my school mates' ignorance in ethnic groups other than blacks and whites. In fourth block we watched yet another movie based around slavery, since we are learning about the Civil War. I learned one reason why there is so much discriminatory dislike between Northerners and Southerners. Think it's all about the slavery issue? No. Amazingly, there is a grudge that is still held to this very day. A Northern general ordered his soldiers to set flames from Chattanooga, Tennesse to the gates of Savannah, Gerogia. They not only set fires to many civilan homes, but Northern soldier killed civlians, raped many and stole from them...There is still a hurt there...
Anyway, we watched a movie called "Glory", which was about the Massachusetes 54, the first black renigade, meaning black soldiers allowed to fight in the war.
I think it should have been titled "Gory", lol, man...One girl was like "This ain't the one were they get their heads blown off, is it?" Lasundra replied, "Naa, this ain't the Patriot." Not 5 seconds after they said that we see a man's head get shot off, splattering like a watermelon. lol, first the whole class was like "Ahhhewww!!" then we busted out laughing.
It was a pretty funny movie, I mean it had it's humorus points.
There was this one man, very sophisticated, noted for talking white, acting white and being very upright, and then there was this one guy, he was an angsty, sarcastic black man, knew it and was proud of it. He picked on this man, "Oooh! I like it when a n-- speaks like a white man!"
"I can teach you, I'd be very happy to." and they started on something about he was this way because he was a free black man, and the other guy goes, "Oh, so you a FREE black man? Well, this is my spot, so move yo' free black ass..." LOL.
There was one point after they one the first battle against the confederates were they were singing spiritals, somewhere in there they somehow found a way to use the word "kangaroo", Eric behind me is like, "Where the hell they get kangaroo!? He freestylin' man! Hey coah! Too bad I can't jump through the t.v. and battle it out against him!" me and Jason died laughing.
Hey, all though we's all southerners,except that New York boy, we were still all rootin' for the yankees, duh. lol, they had the all black soldiers! lol.
Yep, I was on a sugar shock today. Fedwa's b'day was yesterday, so today I brought her a piece of my b'day cake, she said she didn't like alot of frosting, which I understand, I'm way too, so I ate the remaining frosting, scooping it up with my finger and going "LOOKIE!" while shoving it in friend's faces before liking it off... lol. so, yeah....WEEEE!!!
Ewww! This dudes creeping me Ouuut! >< he's been telling all my friend's that he likes me and thinks I'm "hot". Ew. First, telling my friends creeps out both them and me out and is just lame. Second, ew, no, never on earth with him! Hell could freeze over and I still say no! I told Fedwa that someone should tell him "Hell no, he can go fuck himself"...if you'd seen him...he has peiricings all all over his face, black hair, wears alota black, isn't....atttarctive by any means...he's just scary. Third, telling a girl she's "hot" when she niether really knows you or likes you sounds creepy, perverted, stalkerish and just all out nasty. Call a girl pretty, cute, but not hot, not when you aren't even dating her yet. ><
Waiting for our buses today, me and Fedwa were being a little....er....weird. lol. It started when Megan, Zenitra and Fedwa were all doing "evil eyes" and I tried to, but I suck at keeping a serious face, I busted out laughing my evil eye basically looked like this before I pissed myself laughing: O___O
Fedwa was like "You, you....you looked like one of those...those...THINGS! What are they? They're...things!" and we finally figured out she was talking about those HoneyComb cereal creatures. lol, I was like OH THANKS ALOT! And the somehow we ended up throwing insults by calling each other names of cereals like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms. lol. I told Zenitra, "See how we became friends?" she's like, "yeah, you sure y'all ain't related??" and Fedwa pulled up her sleeve putting her much darker skin to my snow-pale skin and we were like "NOPE!" I said, not unless one of us was adopted, she said, "Well she coulda had a tan and you stay inside all day." I'm like, "Getting a tan makes you a whole 'nother race??" and she's like yeah, so I asked if I stayed inside and she got a tan, what race were we originally?" and she pointed to me and said, "YOU! You are actually Japanese..." I screamed, "Ahh! God, I have big eyes for a Japanese person!!" She pointed to Fedwa and said she was an Eskimo, and told Megan she was actually black, I looked at Megan, "You're black!? Daaaamn! How long did you stay indoors!?" She said, "I duuno 'bout y'all but I'm original." Haha.
Then me and Fedwa started one of the weirdest insult calling battles either, just calling each other random objects like:
"You banana!"
"You squash!"
"You bacon!"
"Yo wafflehead!"
"You pants!"
"You bra!"
"You're the fingernail!"
"You're the DIRT under the fingernail!"
"You shoe!"
"You gum on the bottom of the shoe!"
"You ground under the shoe!"
"You're Coach White!"
"You're his weird accent!"
"Your his scribbles!"
"At least I can SEE his scribbles!"
and so one, whatever came to mind...we ran outta shit, just looking at an object, wether being called it was positive or negitive, whether it made sense or now, whic none of it really did...I litterally squated to the ground laughing so hard when I called Fedwa "Hitler" and she yelled back, "Well, You're Jesus!" I was like, "I just called you...hahhahaha...Hitler, and she gonna go and call me Jesus!" XDD
Well, it was a fun day, nonetheless, I wish I had time to tell you it all, of my complete days, but you wouldn't or couldn't posibly read all that! So I guess it's farewell for now amigos! Adios!
Au revoir...(until we meet again)....farewell...from the infamous,
*RYUICHI-CHAN!*

Picture of da day!:
http://www.elegantmiyavi.com/psc-miyavi04.jpg

Miyavi: "Merry Fricken' Christmas..."
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