Saturday, November 19, 2005

The Smurfette & The Bastard Child of Ronald McDonald and Die-Kun
Time: 4:51 PM

ZOMG! I just got back from hanging with Lil' Bit... Lil' Bit, for those of you who don't know, is my friend Katy from middle school. We haven't seen each other face to face in about 3 years, only keeping contact via Internet. After middle school, she had moved back to Europe, then lived in Las Vegas, New York and Miami and the Burmudas somewhere in there, then in Hawaii, she came back to Alabama to pick up her dog... we HAD to see each other! So we arranged for us to meet today.

It was so funny, because when she called this morning, we both ended up giving the phones to our moms so they could talk about a way for us to meet. xD

She pulled up, with her mom and older brother Alex, and me and Katy gave a big hug, they came into our house, she immediatly had to show her mom my room of Jrock and anime and bomb diaster (lol) and said, "See! She has Dir en grey and Jrock everywhere! This is how I want my room!" she also liked the empty Pocky boxes I tapped to the wall =D and laughed at the fact that both me and her had the same shirtless Kyo wallpaper background. Hehe... her, her mom, bro and my mom all stood around and talked, I think they were horrified to learn just how much me and Katy were alike. x3

When we were in the car, her mom and brother would try to piss her off by playing music like Queen REEEALLY loud, and she'd try to drown them out with Jrock (her and her brother both had iPods), she gave me one ear piece so we could listen to Jrock instead of like Bohemian Rhapsody. And her mom was like,
"Not another one who is into that stuff!"
Katy said, "What are you talking about, she got me into it!"
and her mom jokingly said, "Alicia, me and you are going to have a nice long talk about god." xDDD

Her mom stopped at Circut City first, and me and Katy were running around doing Vally-Girl immatations, and being silly, we even had one of the guys working there laughing. Her brother kept making comments about my hair, like how I blended into the red walls. But he also thanked me for calling her "Smurf" because he calls her "Papa Smurf" but we kept calling her "Smurfette" today, lol.

We got some food from Hardee's (actually, I just got a large sprite), they had like some shit on the drive-thru menu that said like "Curly Crisps" and Katy ordered them just to see what the hell they were.. they turned out just to be simple curly fries! WTF!? Just call them curly fries, dammit! LOL

At the pick up window, Katy was picking the rhinestones off her cell phone and trying to throw them into the open pick-up window! LOL! She said she wanted to decorate and make their floor shiney, then she'd end up dropping them in her seat and we were dying laughing about her having a shiny ass. xDD

Then her mom dropped the three of us off at the bowling alley... OMFG, I had the most fun time, EVER!!!

We had lane 2, right beside the most uber goody-goody family, with mom, dad, two kids and one of the girl's boyfriends (I hope, or her sitting in his lap was SO wrong). Like the mom and dad put "Mommy" and "Daddy" up as their names on the score board, and they were FILMING IT! Who the fuck takes a camera and records themselves bowling!??

So, we decided to have fun, and basically freak them out, they MUST have thought we were high! First off, me and Katy can't even BOWL! Like, my first time up, I was holding the ball all wrong (give me a break, last time I bowled I was 5), and Alex had to show me how to hold it, and I stupidly walked onto the greasy-ass lane and almost busted my arse, LOL!

Katy kept bowling them into the gutter, she made two strikes, her first time up and one of her last bowls, lol. We were fucking crazy. I would slide on my knees, fall on my back and scream, me and Katy would scamper on the floor like dogs dragging their asses, we rolled on the floor, danced, Alex would moonwalk and do scary dance moves that we claimed burned our eyes and gave us bad mental images, I did the backstroke on the ground, lay on my stomach, be over dramatic and scream, we were just goofy.

We made tons of ball jokes, cussed, we'd hoot for each other when the ball went in the gutter (which was alot), the family beside us were just starring at us like we were out of our fucking minds (which we were). Alex bet that he could pick my fat arse up in the chair I was sitting backwards in... dude, I almost broke a mall Santa's back when I was a kid! (I'm not fat, I look skinny (or did as a kid), but I'm solid, so I feel ALOT heavier then I look) So I was like, "have fun", he tried to pick me up, and failed I might add, just wobbling me alot and I started screaming I was being humped and molested, I told Katy, "I feel violated, I'm sueing!"

Me and Katy crawled on that damn dirty slippery floor so much, like fraggin' retards, and run and hug each other for doing bad jobs like it was a good thing, we even started to embarass Alex. xDD

And I had a special bowling technique! After My first try, normally, and I sucked, Katy and Alexy suggested I do the thing where you hold the ball in both hands under your legs then throw-roll it... IT WORKED! OMG, I kicked arse bowling like a special person! xDD

I'd slide on my knees to the lane and push the ball, and would get caught in the loops of my giant arse Hot Topic pants, one time Katy had to free my leg, lol, it was just a blast. I think we really scared some people there. xD!

While waiting on her mom to come pick us up, we were standing outside, I screamed "I'M KING OF THE SQUIRRLES! DONT TOUCH MY NUTS!!" Katy loved it, some guy at Checkers was starring at us and I went, "Ew, pedafile! A pedafiler is starring at us!" and then we decided to go to the K-Mart behind the bowling alley, I think Katy forgot how ghetto it was down here... lol. There was a decent car in the lot... with a tiny John Deer tractor on the antena, there were the junkyard reject cars, marks of people spinning circles... we went inside and there was a giant inflatable "snow globe" Katy was so amused by it, she took a picture of it! lol

We went into the toys section and made fun of everything, I'd hold up a BRATZ Doll and go, "Teach your child it's okay to be a whore!", The Disney Princesses dolls had jacked up faces, they had Wizard of Oz dolls (Ironically, me and Katy had been skipping around singing "We're off to see the wizard!") and the Good Witch looked like Joan Rivers!
I found a plastic lightsaber and pretended to masterbate saying, "No, NOW I can damage some kids!" xD

Alex was trying to get us to calm down and stop, I yelled, "NO!" and grabbed Katy's arm, looping ours together, and we started skipping down the aisle singing loudly, "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!" people were starring, one K-Mart lady thought we were insane, LMAO!

We ran outside, and her mom was there, her grandmother driving... her grandmother had a thick German accent, I swear she sounded like Dr. Ruth, and she said she wasn't bothered by my blood red hair and way I dressed, because she sees crazier people in Europe, like little old ladies with dyed purple hair. LOL, I said I was gonna be one of those ladies when I get older xDD

She kept cussing about everyone's driving, which, btw, people down here do not drive sanely, thats why every car looks like hell and is missing bumpers and has large dents in them... The way people drive here scares me, thats why I don't wanna drive! People around here apperently got their lisences out of a cereal box!!

They are coming back in a bit, so me and Katy can go see SAW II while her mom and brother go see Harry Potter.

I'll write back later after the movie, damn this is going to be long. Oh, well. :)

Time: 10:16 PM

I'm baaack...! lol

Man, Saw II was better then I thought it would be. Katy was late getting there, and me and my mom stood outside the theater, we already bought tickets for both me and Katy and waited for the midget, she finally showed. We stood in the snack line, and I saw this really tall, blonde girl who looked really familiar, so I went, "Megan?" and she was like, "Oh, hey guys!" So freaky, it WAS her! Megan was also a part of our lil' group back in middle school... she hadn't changed a bit, I'm amazed she recognized us though, because we look completely different from back then.

She was still a ditz as ever, and Katy made weird faces to show she noticed it too, lol, but we stood in line for a long time before we realized neither one of us planned to buy anything and though the other was! xD

We sat in the very front row, we sat with our legs in the chair and our shoulder blades back to each other slightly, listening to her iPod during the previews and shit, laughing about how funny it was that while they are showing previews for up coming horror flicks we are listening to Ayumi Hamasaki and Gackt, LOL

That movie is such a mind fuck, we laugh, call that one guy an asshole, scream at the screen for them to move, run, whatever, and it was so confussing, but better then I expected. It was two hours long, and the Harry Potter movie her brother and mother went to see in the theater across the street was 3 hours long, so we walked around the parking lot, went into Books-A-Million, and when we came out these pothead skater looking boys that I think I recognize from school started stalking us... seriously! They followed us outside to ask for a ciggarette and when we said we didn't have one, they kinda lingered and seemed to be where ever we were, which is NOT what we needed after a horror movie!

We talked about how creepy this fucking place is, the city and Alabama in general, Katy is like, "Yeah, and I have to stay here a week!"
I was like, "I have to live in this fucking place!"
I'll say it, Alabama is the hellhole of the world. New York, California, my ass... Alabama is some fucked up shit.
We kept circling the parking lot, we went into Book-A-Million again, but those same guys followed us into the manga section and were talking about like, "Yeah, but you don't wanna go back to jail again, do you?"
Katy got really uncomfortable and I agreed, so we left, and people kept starring at me! OMG! Is my hair that interesting to people!??? I am almost perfected in ignoring these morons who gawk at my hair, but Katy decided to yell at them all, whenever a car would slow down and stare, she'd yell, "ITS FUCKING HAIR, GET OVER IT!" And like it's really creepy to be two young girls alone, in a parking lot at night and cars slow down beside you.

My mom and dad drove up, and we drove around the other theater with Katy until the movie let out, we were talking, and trying to plan stuff, BUT my stepdad is an ass and was proving it, by starting the car and rolling it slowly to give us the hint "get a move with it". Fuck him! This is a friend I haven't seen in awhile, but I really didn't want to deal with him, so I was rushing my mom, trying to tell her he was getting pissed.

But, all in all, it was so great to go out, and with my friend who I haven't seen in ages, had fun, acted like retards, and for a few hours was able to escape my hellish household, god knows this house life sucks with a passion. But, I had fun, I will never forget it, I hope I get to see Lil' Bit again soon, because I'll miss her like crazy when she has to leave. :(

I know this is hella long and nobody will probally want to read it, but this was my great day and I wanted to share it with everyone, anyway. :)

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