Saturday, January 15, 2011

   How Ryu met Kirika
Kirika is my Shaman King OC, I created her for Ryu and there are many ways in which she actually appeared.
This is one of numerous versions. C:


It was a very early morning when Ryu left his workplace. There was a lot of work that night since some wealthy fatsos visited the restaurant and everything should be perfectly prepared and given asap. Ryu was tired but happy, as Blue said the customers were delighted with the food the man prepared.
The fresh air of summer dawn was smoothing his face as he was going down the street to his flat. Finally, one of his dreams came true. Maybe he did not OWN a sushi restaurant, but being the main cook in a most REOWNED sushi restaurants in Tokyo seemed satisfying enough.
He had one more dream he always wanted to fulfill, though. He wanted to meet his Shaman Queen.
But day after day, he started giving up. He did want to find his Best Place but without changing his Best Do. His Best Style.
Ryu sighed, entering the courtyard. Some cat came up to him and started meowing loudly. He sighed again - apparently one of the neighbours got a new pet.
"I got no time to play, go away!", he muttered and went on, without noticing that the cat followed him nontheless. No. He did not notice the creature actually slithered into his flat when he opened the door!
"Hey! What d'ya think you are doing?! Shoooo!!!", muttered the man seeing the white cat trying to open his fridge. But the little creature disappeared. Ryu rushed to look for it. He would never expect the view he saw moments later, as he entered his room.
A pretty girl was sitting on his bed, naked, but covered with the sheets. She was blushing in embarrassment, looking like an eroge character. But it was no game, not in the least. She was real.
The girl had short hair, blonde, with long dick strips resting on her shoulders, reaching her arms. She was looking at him with a biggest pair of sky-blue eyes, biting her full lips.
Ryu blinked. Stared. Blinked once again. Too much work made him imagine things. Apparently, he was more tired than he thought.
"I'm sorry for intruding your place like that", the girl cut the silence. Her blush grew. "I am also awfully sorry for the lack of an appropriate, ah, outfit. The change makes me lose the clothes."
"Ah."
"To my embarrassment, I also wanted to ask for something to eat as I'm starving. Haven't eaten anything since my owner died two days ago."
"Umm, right. The cat-freak grandma hit the bucket a while ago..."
This was going crazy. HE was going crazy! He sighed once again, loud. "Get outta my bed. I need to rest. Unless I'm already sleeping and having a most bizarre ero-dream ever...", he mumbled and moved the sheets as if nobody sat there. Sliding into the bed, he glanced at the clock. 7 AM.
A wonderful scent fulfilled Ryu's nostrills. Omlette. With vegetables. Brilliant! No... Wait. Do we serve omlette?! It's a sushi restaurant! "WHAT THE HELL?!", he screamed and sat straight.
Ryu realised he was in his bed. It was 3PM. This dream... No. It was no dream.
A beauty in nude sitting on his bed. Normally, any man would hope it was real. But Ryu hoped it was just a dream. A vague memory came through his mind. The memory of his words. He had never been so harsh with a woman. He never would. So why it happened? Did it actually happen?
"Already awake? I hope you slept well, sir. Thank you for hospitality. Well, actually I made myself a guest without asking but I hope this simple breakfast will make you forgive me."
Ryu opened his eyes wide. This girl fron before served him an omlette on a tray. To his bed. She was wearing one of his t-shirts, and his briefs.
"Bon Apetite!", she said with a cute smile, bowed, turn around and disappeared behind the door.
He ate the breakfast and went with the tray to the kitchen. Smiled at the girl, complimented her on the excellent culinary talent, and went to the bathroom.
The man stand in the shower, streams of hot water going down his hairy torso, legs, against his face; his long black hair stuck to his wet body.
Thoughts seemed to literally attack his mind. "OK. So I adopted a hungry cat. Girl. Cat. Whatever. The thing is, I guess my life starting going upside down, just like in a silly ecchi anime! Hm, apparently she belonged to this old woman who died a few days ago. And she could cook. So she was an insanely polite creature. So she wore his clothes. So... She... Damn! I don't even know her name!
"It's Kirika.", a cold breath on his temple gave him chills.
"Fuck! Toka! What the hell you think you are doing?!"
"I told you not to shorten my name!"
"... So?"
"She sees me."
"You are a ghost! Cats see ghosts?"
"Apparently. Well, at least this one. She's not a cat now, anyway, and I just wanted to have a look at her doing... you know, stuff. But she asked me to leave."
"Stuff...?"
Tokagero did not reply. Just grinned. So did Ryu, blushing hard.
"Well, she said "leave Kirika-chan alone, please"... Damn, this was so incredibly cute! She's like Wonder Woman, she says something and I make her wish!
"But Wonder Woman" controls people with touch, doesn't she?"
"Oh, shut up!"
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

   Mankin Fanfiction - watermelons are yummy
* WATERMELONS ARE YUMMY! X333 * 04.07.2007


*POLISH VERSION --> http://ficki-nanako.blog.onet.pl/1,AR3_2007-07_2007-07-01_2007-07-31,index.html *


Nanako - Murrr... One more watermelon please, nyaaaaa... l333~~
*BITE*
Ryu- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUCHAAA AAAAAAA!!!

Yeah... The day started in an absolutely normal way. Meaning, I was dreaming about delicious juicy watermelons and somehow I bit Ryu's hand... >__>"
Of course, all the rest didn't get the clue wtf and suddenly everyone have popped into my room, hoping for a porno live at 8 AM.
Hell no.
When they noticed that it's just the random biting random parts of the body (I guess it would be worst if I bit sth else... >__>"), have gone to hell at once.
But why was the door open!? HUH? HUH??
Well, I guess that Tokagero likes to make such stuff when he's bored.
Maybe...
More probably, Ryu is afraid to admit that every night I fell asleep he runs to my brother watching porn...
Yeah... =_="

Well, so I woke up (which was kinda hard.. xD), went downstairs and I heard some strange noise. Did the housebreakers notice that ass-far place which actually I DO NOT know where actually is!? (yeah, I have no idea where do l live... it looks like my psyche's psyche place but I'm not sure...)
NAH!
I opened the pantry door (supposing my bro' at home it should be empty) and there was Lyserg! (so it wasn't so empty... >_>") He was crying! O_o"

Poor boy was in despair. :(
He said that all his fangirls have gone and he felt unloved. :(
I'd love to cheer him up but... He was hell right... So I actually couldn't do it.. _-_"

Then Ren have come and said that the lack of fangirls is sth great.
And then we saw on the other side of the window Sasuke running to hide from his fangirls... xDDD
Nanako - SAVE STH FOR ME!!!
Airly - THE ONLY UNREQUESTED PART IS HIS BRAIN!!
Nanako - What the brain? =.="
Airly - So I guess that NOTHING is left for you, sorry! xDDD

And then the conversation got to it's end... (I guess it was Sasuke's antifangirl...phew! XD)
SO I GET TO THE *DOING* PART!! XDDDDDDDDD~~
I started to chase after Sasuke as well just when I got a knife.
Actually, it was a cleaver but who cares. xD

However, chasing after Sasuke appeared to be kinda boring... But l've noticed Anna in bushes and I used my "knife" in the right way! x333
I know that one shouldn't be stopping sb else's work but... I killed Anna's pimp as well! xDDD
Hey, but when the hell did I turn Anna to live!? O_o"

Hm, I didn't have to wait for long. Hao came to me and apologised to me for the undomesticated farts of his bot really domesticated Gueardian Ghost.
Which started to woof and threw himself on me with it's huge tongue (pervert! O_o').
In other word, it was me who had to went for a walk with it!!
And Hao has the hell gone before the Spirit of Fire have moved himself outta meh! >.<*
But ok. I get Anna's dead body and choppered her arms to make the thing more practical. I used the arms in very useful aims.
I tought the Spirit of Fire how to fetch! Ha!
And the hellish spirit was fetching to the evening, when Hao was back... =_="
Do you know how much energy is in the Spirit of Fire!? O__o"

And how did it end? I fainted on a grass. -3-"
But Hao have taken me home! x333
Actually I've been ok before being inside cuz I smelled the pancakes! :D

Mmm, yummy lovely pancakes with some jam nyooooo.. Oh yes, I love and gorge them whenever I can! x333

Lyserg was feeling a little better. I guessed so... Cuz he was dancing para-para on a table. With the fruit-hat.
I mean, it was Lyserg wearing the hat, no the table. >_>"
So cool he's called like that. That's why he can take drugs and nobody is screaming about them being banned.
But because of his dance he would trample the pancakes!
The trampled pancakes, eeeek... ;__; It would be scary! TT ^ TT
Thank God, nothing like that happened. x333

After gorging we thought it would be cool to go to sleep.
No! Not together, you perverts! -_-"

Umm.. Wait.. >_>"

Jiraiya - You can finish now, my daughter! xDDD~~
Nanako - You've kidnapped my inspiration! =__="
Jiraiya - She came to me on her own. You know, I'm kinda hot... :]~~

Heh.. After a little conversation (meaning, arguing like hell) with my daddy, I thought that finishing that post would be a good idea.
Cuz what shall I do without my inspiration? ;__;

I need a hug... * ^ *

BRO!! GOT OUTTA THE BATHROOM!! >O<*

See what happens when I lose my inspiration? ; 3 ; Snif snif...

When I was leaving the bathroom (Horo have luckilly gone and said that he will be feeling better in bed... and I doubt if he would lying...) I've noticed Marco and Manta playing something outside and Marco looking at their play.
But just when i opened the window I notice what were they really doing...
Playing pokemons... x___x

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57174251/

THE END XD
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Thursday, May 3, 2007

   WOOOOOHOOO!!
I can submit my arts!!!! Are you happy? I AM!! YAY!!! x333 I'll submit some in a sec :D And if you like Naruto and/or Shaman King, you can read the poem below (the previous post) :D I really like it (it is very rare that I like my poems... ^____^),

do you like it as well? :D
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Friday, March 30, 2007

   The Spring Song! :DDD
Thank you so much, my pretty Angel
For all the things you've done to me!

My kinky beautyful queen,
I've been riding my horse on the path
I saw your pretty face and I got to know you
And I cannot count all your perversions but
You converted me on the perversion path
In case of just a few "lessons"
Spent in the garden and in the bedroom

Me-seduced by your unbelievable charm
I'm singing to you hoiw grateful I am! x3

Your collection of yaoi mangas is standing on the regal
In perfectly order, and so many hentais are there
on your hard disc - and I'd lie saying that my "precious"
Doesn't get excited~! (XD)

"The Internet is for Porn" - I used to say, and well...
How could I not adore all those wonderful things?

My dear Princess, my precious one
Right from the evening to the early morn I'd be telling you
How I adore you for your gorgeous kinkiness
But you know about it anyway.

Now - I'm giving all myself for you,
and I'm singing you that song.
It may be miserable, but I've been composing it
during many lonely nights - and
I gave all my heart.
I've been writting it, missing you terribly...
And rubbing myself.
To make you happy with that song, my pretty
To make your ears enjoyed.

You impersonify all the perversion and
there is nothing more to do - but to adore you
and our whispers in the middle of the night.

When you've been telling me in secret about your dreams
about dating Jun in the woods - with me and Tamao.
And there would be soooo much pleasure on those dates
And over our heads would be singing a cute happy birdie
And the bird would be looking at the virginity flowers' wreath
of Tamao - fallen smoothly on the grass.

And just a mile away Hinata and Jiraya would be - in extasy
And Sasuke with Naruto would be looking at those magical blue eyes
From which a tear of happiness would fall,
And from the tiny mouth would go a scream full of pleasure.

The Spring is all around us
The love is burning, the flowers blossom.......
And all the condoms are sold out from the nearest shop. O_o"

Now - I'm finishing my song, my dear Princess
But soon enough - I'll visit your palace with the dinner I prepare
And just behind the table - there will be a comfy bed

Cuz da clima gotta be!! xDDD



The illust: http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/085/1/e/The_Spring_Song_Illust_xDDD_by_nanako87.jpg XDDD
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Thursday, February 22, 2007

   Shaman King fanfiction (THE NEWEST ONE XDDD)
Hah I tried to translate my newest Mankin's fanfiction xD (Read and comment please!! I'd love to know your opinion!! ;o; ^_____^") Here we go! xD

Lyserg (in pink clothes) - ONE! TWO!! ONE TWO THREE LET'S GO!!
Nanako - Honno chokotto nan dakedo
Kirika - Kamikada wo kaete mita
Nanako - Honno chokotto nan dakedo
Kirika - Soko ni ki ga tsuite hoshii zo
Nan i Kiri - Itoshi no MaMaMa MY DARLING!! ("Chokotto Love" by Petit Moni/ Pucchi Moni - I strongy reccomend (good for your psyche xD)!! Esp. 4 Ren's fangirls, buhaha xD)
Manta - Hey, but what about explaining us, why are you thinking about Ren while you listen to that song?
Nanako - OK, so.. One day I've been reading the manga volume where Ren kicked his father's ass...
Ryu - Yeah, En the Big Ass rocks... =___=* (a little explaination: in anime En attacked Ryu with his enormous fat ass!! >.<* And I bet he farted! >.<* But it's just an idea xD You know, someone was wondering why Ryu is just the way he is and I said that maybe En just farted, sitting on him... XD)
Nanako - Yeah I feel sorry for you, that he sat on you with his fat ass, got you down to the ground and farted quietly yet stinky... U__U"
En's ghost (I killed him some fanfictions before.. xD) - Butt out! You DO know how it is to fart after some lovely Chinese food!! (yeah, I know... xD And you? xD)
Ryu - But it doesn't mean you gotta gorge it just before the battle!
En's ghost - How the hell was I supposed to know that you'd crash da gate!? XP But ya know wha'? I like that song as well... xD Honno chokotto nan dakedo Yuuki wo furishi botta!
Nanako - Honno chokotto nan dakedo Mae he susunda ki ga suru!
(Oh all in all, I haven't explained anything... =_=" I'll do it now xD
One day I've been reading the manga volume where Ren kicked his father's ass. And then I've been listening ONE AND ONLY SONG!! Yeah, it was Chokotto Love xDDD So now, when I'm looking at Ren Tao - 1st thing I think about is THAT SONG XDDDDD Yeah I'm bonzo, know it!! xD)
En's ghost, Nanako & Ryu - Itoshi no MaMaMa MY DARLIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!!
Ren - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Nanako - What!? >D
Ren - HOW DARE YOU SINGING THAT SONG!?
Nanako - Somehow. ^^
Ren - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NO MERCY!! GIMME BACK MY GUAN DAO!!
Nanako - No! xD
Ren - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Nanako - Omfg! You are dangerous to the society, man! xD
*Nanako avoids Ren's atttacks with his "sharp hair" and dances at the same time* (Lyserg put "Chokotto Love" on da playback... xD)
Ryu - Um, what's going on outta here!?
Manta - The same stuff as usual, I suppose... =_="
Ryu - Hey, my Angel, wasn't you supposed to give Ren back to Norris-chan? ^^"
Nanako - I did!
Manta - But you still tease him... -_-"
Nanako - Cause we love each other! xD (yeah look at that illust... xD http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/021/0/f/we_love_each_other_by_nanako87.jpg )
Mai Takeru - Yeah, Ren & Nanako... Almost just like love... ^^"
Manta - But ALMOST makes the difference...
Nanako - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
everyone - Huh? O_O
*everyone's staring and see Nanako with an enormous hole in her stomach O_O And Ren who moves in air (yeah probably I translated it bad, but I dunno how to write it ;___;") cannot give away his "sharp" hair from Nanako xD*
Ryu - MY ANGEL!! O__O
Nanako - Look, how hilarious does Ren drill over the ground! xD
Ryu - But you're blooding!!
Nanako - It's hard not to blooding with that hole in my stomach. .__."
Ryu - I though that only in your ex-sis' fanfiction you would have such a hole...
Nanako - This one is BETTER!! Cuz Ren got stuck in it! XDDD HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahhahaaaaa.......
*Nanako collapses xD*
Manta - MUMMY!! (yeah, another sick stuff from my previous fanfictions... I found Manta cute but Ryu was jealous so Manta became my son xDDDDD)
Ren - Somebody help ME!?
Ryu - Huh? Our wonderful pround Ren NEEDS HELP!?
Ren - SHUT UP AND HELP ME!!
Ryu - Ok, but I'm doing it for Nanako. :P
*touch xD*
Ren - HANDS OFF!!
*offtouch!? xD*
Ren - You had to help me!!
Ryu - But you wanted me to get my hand off. =_="
Ren - HELL OK!! >.<* Ya gotta to anything to help me!!
*touch XD*
Ren - You damned...
*Ryu throws Ren back xD*
Ren - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!!
Ren - Off I helped.. MY ANGEL!! YOU ALIVE!?
Nanako - And da spoon said "that's impossible"... @__@ (a slogan from butter advertisment or sth... xD)
Manta - Omg Mummy raves! O_o
Ryu - It's not so bad with her anyway... o__o"
Nanako - I have a hole in my stomach and you are just doing some shit talking... =__="
Manta - Oh you're right... MUMMY, DON'T DIE!!
*some sad music plays xD*
Ryu - Where the hell is a doctor!?
Faust - HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEE!!
*Faustie run like crazy with a maniac look xD (remember that scene from anime when he was running that way to Iron Maiden Jeanne!? xDDD)*
Ryu - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NO!! DON'T!!
*Ryu hits Faust xD*
Faust - Wanted a doc! :P
Ryu - But I don't like the way you're looking ay her...
Faust - I don't care!
*Ryu and Faust argue and from the hole in Nanako's stomach comes out Sadako and they're doing some shit-talk xD*
Mikihisa - Hey what's up!? Why is the author gossiping with Sadako, who is in her stomach-hole!?
Ryu - SAY WHAT!??!?
*everyone looks at that direction*
Ryu - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Faust - I guess you don't need me anymore...
*Faust goes away*
*Ryu and Manta got crazy because they're afraid of coming closer to Sadako*
*then she stops talking with Nanako and off she goes on hunting somewhere far away xD*
Nanako - Ukiuuu Sadako went away and the hole in my stomach have disappeared! :D
*Ryu and Manta hit the ground, mounthscumming*
Nanako - Huh? .__."
Hao - Waaaaaaah!! :D
*Hao touches Ryu&Manta with a stick to check whether they're still alive xD*
*Nanako explains it to her readers*
The readers - BUT WE KNOW THAT!!!
Nanako and Hitomi (my sis x3) - BUT IT'S STILL SO CUTE!! X3
*the readers hit the ground*
*Hao touches them with a stick xD*

(...) <-- some stupid stuff, it's not worth of translating it :P

Manta - Maybe you'd start with some crazy stuff? :P
Nanako - But what!? Bet you don't want me to talk about my LOOOOUUUD farts at McDonald's!? xDDD
Ryu - Omg, WTF did you scum!? O__O
Nanako - I dunno... Junk food? xD
Ryu - YOU ATE MY DUDE!?!?!?
Manta - If that's true, I'm not suprised that she was farting in such a poisonous way... After scumming that stuff...
Nanako - No! I mean cheeseburgers!!
Yoh - Cheeseburgers rock! :D
Ryu - YOU MEAN THEY MADE SOME CHEESEBURGERS OUT OF MY DUDE!??!? OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Manta - Give him something to chill out... O_O"
*some other Yoh, Ren and Horo (yeah, I got some of them in my fanfictions... xD Don't ask how I distinguish them from each other... xD) kick Ryu's ass but Nanako got mad and ousts them xD*
*Ryu is still in..umm.. bad condition .__." *
Junk Food - What happened, boss?
Ryu - AAAAAAAAAA!! YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!! MY CHEESEBURGER!!
Junk Food - WTF!? O__O"
Nanako - Umm...
Manta - Don't worry, Mummy! He'll get better. ^^" Now we probably should leave him. ^^"
Nanako - Yeah...
*off they leave*

(...) <-- crappy stuff again xD thank got there's not so much of it xD

Manta - Mummy!! x3
*Nanako hugs Manta*
Video Recorder (one of the strangest characters, she records all the fanfiction as you can guess... xD) - Pedo.
Nanako - HE'S MY SON!! He's two years older than me!! But who cares!! xDDD
*everyone hit the ground and Hao touches them all with a stick xD*

DA END :3


Ps. I've written 40 Mankin's fanfictions, but quite often they have names "Fanfiction No. 13,5 / or 13 2/3 / or 13 11/12" etc XDDD "
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