Thursday, February 22, 2007

   Shaman King fanfiction (THE NEWEST ONE XDDD)
Hah I tried to translate my newest Mankin's fanfiction xD (Read and comment please!! I'd love to know your opinion!! ;o; ^_____^") Here we go! xD

Lyserg (in pink clothes) - ONE! TWO!! ONE TWO THREE LET'S GO!!
Nanako - Honno chokotto nan dakedo
Kirika - Kamikada wo kaete mita
Nanako - Honno chokotto nan dakedo
Kirika - Soko ni ki ga tsuite hoshii zo
Nan i Kiri - Itoshi no MaMaMa MY DARLING!! ("Chokotto Love" by Petit Moni/ Pucchi Moni - I strongy reccomend (good for your psyche xD)!! Esp. 4 Ren's fangirls, buhaha xD)
Manta - Hey, but what about explaining us, why are you thinking about Ren while you listen to that song?
Nanako - OK, so.. One day I've been reading the manga volume where Ren kicked his father's ass...
Ryu - Yeah, En the Big Ass rocks... =___=* (a little explaination: in anime En attacked Ryu with his enormous fat ass!! >.<* And I bet he farted! >.<* But it's just an idea xD You know, someone was wondering why Ryu is just the way he is and I said that maybe En just farted, sitting on him... XD)
Nanako - Yeah I feel sorry for you, that he sat on you with his fat ass, got you down to the ground and farted quietly yet stinky... U__U"
En's ghost (I killed him some fanfictions before.. xD) - Butt out! You DO know how it is to fart after some lovely Chinese food!! (yeah, I know... xD And you? xD)
Ryu - But it doesn't mean you gotta gorge it just before the battle!
En's ghost - How the hell was I supposed to know that you'd crash da gate!? XP But ya know wha'? I like that song as well... xD Honno chokotto nan dakedo Yuuki wo furishi botta!
Nanako - Honno chokotto nan dakedo Mae he susunda ki ga suru!
(Oh all in all, I haven't explained anything... =_=" I'll do it now xD
One day I've been reading the manga volume where Ren kicked his father's ass. And then I've been listening ONE AND ONLY SONG!! Yeah, it was Chokotto Love xDDD So now, when I'm looking at Ren Tao - 1st thing I think about is THAT SONG XDDDDD Yeah I'm bonzo, know it!! xD)
En's ghost, Nanako & Ryu - Itoshi no MaMaMa MY DARLIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!!
Ren - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Nanako - What!? >D
Ren - HOW DARE YOU SINGING THAT SONG!?
Nanako - Somehow. ^^
Ren - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NO MERCY!! GIMME BACK MY GUAN DAO!!
Nanako - No! xD
Ren - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Nanako - Omfg! You are dangerous to the society, man! xD
*Nanako avoids Ren's atttacks with his "sharp hair" and dances at the same time* (Lyserg put "Chokotto Love" on da playback... xD)
Ryu - Um, what's going on outta here!?
Manta - The same stuff as usual, I suppose... =_="
Ryu - Hey, my Angel, wasn't you supposed to give Ren back to Norris-chan? ^^"
Nanako - I did!
Manta - But you still tease him... -_-"
Nanako - Cause we love each other! xD (yeah look at that illust... xD http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/021/0/f/we_love_each_other_by_nanako87.jpg )
Mai Takeru - Yeah, Ren & Nanako... Almost just like love... ^^"
Manta - But ALMOST makes the difference...
Nanako - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
everyone - Huh? O_O
*everyone's staring and see Nanako with an enormous hole in her stomach O_O And Ren who moves in air (yeah probably I translated it bad, but I dunno how to write it ;___;") cannot give away his "sharp" hair from Nanako xD*
Ryu - MY ANGEL!! O__O
Nanako - Look, how hilarious does Ren drill over the ground! xD
Ryu - But you're blooding!!
Nanako - It's hard not to blooding with that hole in my stomach. .__."
Ryu - I though that only in your ex-sis' fanfiction you would have such a hole...
Nanako - This one is BETTER!! Cuz Ren got stuck in it! XDDD HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahhahaaaaa.......
*Nanako collapses xD*
Manta - MUMMY!! (yeah, another sick stuff from my previous fanfictions... I found Manta cute but Ryu was jealous so Manta became my son xDDDDD)
Ren - Somebody help ME!?
Ryu - Huh? Our wonderful pround Ren NEEDS HELP!?
Ren - SHUT UP AND HELP ME!!
Ryu - Ok, but I'm doing it for Nanako. :P
*touch xD*
Ren - HANDS OFF!!
*offtouch!? xD*
Ren - You had to help me!!
Ryu - But you wanted me to get my hand off. =_="
Ren - HELL OK!! >.<* Ya gotta to anything to help me!!
*touch XD*
Ren - You damned...
*Ryu throws Ren back xD*
Ren - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!!
Ren - Off I helped.. MY ANGEL!! YOU ALIVE!?
Nanako - And da spoon said "that's impossible"... @__@ (a slogan from butter advertisment or sth... xD)
Manta - Omg Mummy raves! O_o
Ryu - It's not so bad with her anyway... o__o"
Nanako - I have a hole in my stomach and you are just doing some shit talking... =__="
Manta - Oh you're right... MUMMY, DON'T DIE!!
*some sad music plays xD*
Ryu - Where the hell is a doctor!?
Faust - HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEE!!
*Faustie run like crazy with a maniac look xD (remember that scene from anime when he was running that way to Iron Maiden Jeanne!? xDDD)*
Ryu - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NO!! DON'T!!
*Ryu hits Faust xD*
Faust - Wanted a doc! :P
Ryu - But I don't like the way you're looking ay her...
Faust - I don't care!
*Ryu and Faust argue and from the hole in Nanako's stomach comes out Sadako and they're doing some shit-talk xD*
Mikihisa - Hey what's up!? Why is the author gossiping with Sadako, who is in her stomach-hole!?
Ryu - SAY WHAT!??!?
*everyone looks at that direction*
Ryu - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Faust - I guess you don't need me anymore...
*Faust goes away*
*Ryu and Manta got crazy because they're afraid of coming closer to Sadako*
*then she stops talking with Nanako and off she goes on hunting somewhere far away xD*
Nanako - Ukiuuu Sadako went away and the hole in my stomach have disappeared! :D
*Ryu and Manta hit the ground, mounthscumming*
Nanako - Huh? .__."
Hao - Waaaaaaah!! :D
*Hao touches Ryu&Manta with a stick to check whether they're still alive xD*
*Nanako explains it to her readers*
The readers - BUT WE KNOW THAT!!!
Nanako and Hitomi (my sis x3) - BUT IT'S STILL SO CUTE!! X3
*the readers hit the ground*
*Hao touches them with a stick xD*

(...) <-- some stupid stuff, it's not worth of translating it :P

Manta - Maybe you'd start with some crazy stuff? :P
Nanako - But what!? Bet you don't want me to talk about my LOOOOUUUD farts at McDonald's!? xDDD
Ryu - Omg, WTF did you scum!? O__O
Nanako - I dunno... Junk food? xD
Ryu - YOU ATE MY DUDE!?!?!?
Manta - If that's true, I'm not suprised that she was farting in such a poisonous way... After scumming that stuff...
Nanako - No! I mean cheeseburgers!!
Yoh - Cheeseburgers rock! :D
Ryu - YOU MEAN THEY MADE SOME CHEESEBURGERS OUT OF MY DUDE!??!? OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Manta - Give him something to chill out... O_O"
*some other Yoh, Ren and Horo (yeah, I got some of them in my fanfictions... xD Don't ask how I distinguish them from each other... xD) kick Ryu's ass but Nanako got mad and ousts them xD*
*Ryu is still in..umm.. bad condition .__." *
Junk Food - What happened, boss?
Ryu - AAAAAAAAAA!! YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!! MY CHEESEBURGER!!
Junk Food - WTF!? O__O"
Nanako - Umm...
Manta - Don't worry, Mummy! He'll get better. ^^" Now we probably should leave him. ^^"
Nanako - Yeah...
*off they leave*

(...) <-- crappy stuff again xD thank got there's not so much of it xD

Manta - Mummy!! x3
*Nanako hugs Manta*
Video Recorder (one of the strangest characters, she records all the fanfiction as you can guess... xD) - Pedo.
Nanako - HE'S MY SON!! He's two years older than me!! But who cares!! xDDD
*everyone hit the ground and Hao touches them all with a stick xD*

DA END :3


Ps. I've written 40 Mankin's fanfictions, but quite often they have names "Fanfiction No. 13,5 / or 13 2/3 / or 13 11/12" etc XDDD "
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