Tuesday, August 28, 2007

   Mankin Fanfiction - watermelons are yummy
* WATERMELONS ARE YUMMY! X333 * 04.07.2007


*POLISH VERSION --> http://ficki-nanako.blog.onet.pl/1,AR3_2007-07_2007-07-01_2007-07-31,index.html *


Nanako - Murrr... One more watermelon please, nyaaaaa... l333~~
*BITE*
Ryu- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUCHAAA AAAAAAA!!!

Yeah... The day started in an absolutely normal way. Meaning, I was dreaming about delicious juicy watermelons and somehow I bit Ryu's hand... >__>"
Of course, all the rest didn't get the clue wtf and suddenly everyone have popped into my room, hoping for a porno live at 8 AM.
Hell no.
When they noticed that it's just the random biting random parts of the body (I guess it would be worst if I bit sth else... >__>"), have gone to hell at once.
But why was the door open!? HUH? HUH??
Well, I guess that Tokagero likes to make such stuff when he's bored.
Maybe...
More probably, Ryu is afraid to admit that every night I fell asleep he runs to my brother watching porn...
Yeah... =_="

Well, so I woke up (which was kinda hard.. xD), went downstairs and I heard some strange noise. Did the housebreakers notice that ass-far place which actually I DO NOT know where actually is!? (yeah, I have no idea where do l live... it looks like my psyche's psyche place but I'm not sure...)
NAH!
I opened the pantry door (supposing my bro' at home it should be empty) and there was Lyserg! (so it wasn't so empty... >_>") He was crying! O_o"

Poor boy was in despair. :(
He said that all his fangirls have gone and he felt unloved. :(
I'd love to cheer him up but... He was hell right... So I actually couldn't do it.. _-_"

Then Ren have come and said that the lack of fangirls is sth great.
And then we saw on the other side of the window Sasuke running to hide from his fangirls... xDDD
Nanako - SAVE STH FOR ME!!!
Airly - THE ONLY UNREQUESTED PART IS HIS BRAIN!!
Nanako - What the brain? =.="
Airly - So I guess that NOTHING is left for you, sorry! xDDD

And then the conversation got to it's end... (I guess it was Sasuke's antifangirl...phew! XD)
SO I GET TO THE *DOING* PART!! XDDDDDDDDD~~
I started to chase after Sasuke as well just when I got a knife.
Actually, it was a cleaver but who cares. xD

However, chasing after Sasuke appeared to be kinda boring... But l've noticed Anna in bushes and I used my "knife" in the right way! x333
I know that one shouldn't be stopping sb else's work but... I killed Anna's pimp as well! xDDD
Hey, but when the hell did I turn Anna to live!? O_o"

Hm, I didn't have to wait for long. Hao came to me and apologised to me for the undomesticated farts of his bot really domesticated Gueardian Ghost.
Which started to woof and threw himself on me with it's huge tongue (pervert! O_o').
In other word, it was me who had to went for a walk with it!!
And Hao has the hell gone before the Spirit of Fire have moved himself outta meh! >.<*
But ok. I get Anna's dead body and choppered her arms to make the thing more practical. I used the arms in very useful aims.
I tought the Spirit of Fire how to fetch! Ha!
And the hellish spirit was fetching to the evening, when Hao was back... =_="
Do you know how much energy is in the Spirit of Fire!? O__o"

And how did it end? I fainted on a grass. -3-"
But Hao have taken me home! x333
Actually I've been ok before being inside cuz I smelled the pancakes! :D

Mmm, yummy lovely pancakes with some jam nyooooo.. Oh yes, I love and gorge them whenever I can! x333

Lyserg was feeling a little better. I guessed so... Cuz he was dancing para-para on a table. With the fruit-hat.
I mean, it was Lyserg wearing the hat, no the table. >_>"
So cool he's called like that. That's why he can take drugs and nobody is screaming about them being banned.
But because of his dance he would trample the pancakes!
The trampled pancakes, eeeek... ;__; It would be scary! TT ^ TT
Thank God, nothing like that happened. x333

After gorging we thought it would be cool to go to sleep.
No! Not together, you perverts! -_-"

Umm.. Wait.. >_>"

Jiraiya - You can finish now, my daughter! xDDD~~
Nanako - You've kidnapped my inspiration! =__="
Jiraiya - She came to me on her own. You know, I'm kinda hot... :]~~

Heh.. After a little conversation (meaning, arguing like hell) with my daddy, I thought that finishing that post would be a good idea.
Cuz what shall I do without my inspiration? ;__;

I need a hug... * ^ *

BRO!! GOT OUTTA THE BATHROOM!! >O<*

See what happens when I lose my inspiration? ; 3 ; Snif snif...

When I was leaving the bathroom (Horo have luckilly gone and said that he will be feeling better in bed... and I doubt if he would lying...) I've noticed Marco and Manta playing something outside and Marco looking at their play.
But just when i opened the window I notice what were they really doing...
Playing pokemons... x___x

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57174251/

THE END XD
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