Thursday, June 18, 2009

Shino steps out from behind the bar and looks around.

Brandon is holding Maurice back as he stands over some guy who is curled up in the fetal position. The other guys with guns are standing around watching.

"Shino, I would like to introduce you to Ashe Ketchum. He is Ash's older brother." Brandon says.

"He is dumber though." Maurice adds and kicks Ashe in the ribs.

"HE'S OVER HERE!!" Someone shouts from an alley. Seconds later Shino and everyone else is surrounded.

"Just come with me quietly and peacefully back to ISF HQ." A guy says.

"Like hell. He's coming back with me." Another guy says and throws a punch.

A riot starts and it quickly turns deadly. People draw their weapons and start killing each other. The sound of marching is heard and the military surrounds the area.

"Open fire." The commander says to the infantry. Machine gun fire fills the air and people drop to the ground, dead or wounded.

"Damn, Roanapur isn't this violent." Shino says looking up at the man hole cover above him.

He heads off down the dark sewer.

On a bus heading to Fuschia, Ash sits next to a very quiet Jesse.

"Jesse?" Ash says but gets no response.

"I don't know what I did to make you this mad at me, but I am truly sorry." Ash says apologetically.

"You didn't do anything wrong. I just have a lot on mind. So just give me sometime to get my head straight and I will make it up to you. Okay?" Jesse replies looking at him.

Ash nods and leans back in his seat.

Just outside Fuschia, Shino peeks out of a sewer.

"Wonder where the hell I am now." He says and looks around. Military vehicles are everywhere as well as soldiers. "You have got to be kidding me." He says just as a siren goes off.

Spotlights shine down on him from the sniper towers and helicopters circle around above him. Every soldier in the base is running towards him with guns drawn. Shino removes his coat and throws it to the side.

"ON YOUR KNEES!!" Shouts the soldiers.

Shino looks around and sighs. He raises his arms up and gets on his knees. Several soldiers tackle him and put him in shackles.

Across town Maurice, Brandon, and Ashe are sitting in the shot up bar drinking.

"How could you do this to our bar?" Maurice asks.

"I had a good reason. Actually fifty million good reasons. Had I captured him then I would of built you a brand new bar. But now the military has ordered everyone to return to their homes. All the bounty hunters have been rounded up and shipped out of town." Ashe replies.

Brandon remains quiet and stares out at the street. A small patrol of soldiers walk by.

"Return to your homes, immediately." One of the soldiers says.

Brandon flips him off and smiles.

"Why you son of a bitch!" The soldier says and aims his gun right at Brandon.

"SPLAT!!!"

Scizor stands up and looks at the other three soldiers.

"HQ. HQ. Come in HQ." One says.

"This is HQ. Go ahead." HQ responds.

"Patrol here. Intru....." He says before his head slides off his shoulders.

The other two raise their guns and their arms fall to the ground.

"That was completely uncalled for." Maurice says.

"Seen Shino?" Scizor asks licking the blood from his claws.

"He disappeared into the sewers. So he could be anywhere." Brandon replies.

Scizor doesn't say a word and hops into the sewer.

Ash and Jesse arrive at the Pokecenter completely unaware of what has happened.

"Two rooms, please." Ash tells Nurse Joy.

"I'm sorry but due to overcrowding we only have one room left." Nurse Joy replies and hands him the key.

They go to the room and Jesse goes straight to bed while Ash sleeps on the couch.

Shino is chained to a cement wall and is covered in cuts and bruises.

"Just admit to your crimes and all this can end." Jarro says sitting at a desk in front of him.

"Kiss my ass." Shino replies.

"Not so tough now that you're friend isn't here to back you up. I think I am going to make a trip to Purgatory and find your slut girlfriend's grave and dig her up." Jarro says. Shino's head drops and his fists are clenched tightly. Due to the tightness of the chains he can't even move his arm a millimeter.

"That's what I thought. To control you all I have to do is talk shit about that whore. (nods at a soldier) Let's see how you like this. Tell me what I want to know and this will all end." Jarro says.

Shino remains quiet and a pair of boots rest themselves on the desk.

"Yo." Akurei says leaning back in his chair.

Jarro jumps up and backs away.

"What are you doing here?" Jarro asks nervously.

"Just here to watch so please sit down and continue." Akurei says opening a beer.

The soldier standing next to Shino lifts up a sledgehammer and smashes Shino's right foot getting no reaction from him.

"You are supposed to be his friend right?" Jarro says to Akurei.

"We are friends. We just stay out of each other's affairs. I am here to see just how far you are willing to go to get that confession." Akurei replies.

"Well Shino? Care to admit your crimes against humanity? Everything will stop the moment you do." Jarro says.

Shino remains silent with his head hanging down and hair covering his face.

Jarro nods to the soldier and the soldier raises the sledgehammer. This time smashes his right ankle. Again no response from Shino.

The soldier lifts the hammer for a third time and crushes Shino's shin on the right side.

"If this is all you can do to me is break a few bones then you better make sure you put a bullet in my head before I get free." Shino says and Jarro backs up a little.

Celebi appears in the rafters of the hanger that all this is going on.

"That's what I am sensing? This can't be good. (pulls out a scanning device and does some calculations) At this rate he will surpass both of them. Gotta warn everyone." Celebi says and disappears.

"Is that so? You know what I am going to do after I dig that whorish bitch up? I am going to clone her, with your money, then pimp her out to everyone. Letting them do anything they want to her. All while recording it. Then send it to you so you can watch it while you are rotting prison. How's that sound? Just imagine. Your bitch brought back from the dead and used to satisfy every man's dream." Jarro says boastfully.

The soldier with the sledgehammer raises it up and swings it at Shino's knee. It hit with so much force that cracks can be seen clearly behind his knee. Akurei sits there with his mouth open and wide eyed at Jarro's comments.

Scizor comes crashing through the door and is knocked to his knees by an invisible force. He struggles to his feet and retreats out the hole he made.

"That is definitely not a good sign." Scizor says.

"There you are. I have been looking all over for you. We need to evacuate the area." Celebi says.

"You realize where we are?" Scizor asks.

"This small military base isn't the problem its the surrounding houses." Celebi says.

"We are outside of town. Those are the Officer's houses. I am getting the hell out of here." Scizor says and sprints off.

"The quicker you talk the faster you can get some help for those shattered bones." Jarro says.

Akurei pulls out a bucket of popcorn and starts eating it.

"What's wrong? Was the pain too much for you to handle? Did he pass out?" Jarro asks.

"He's awake." Akurei says.

"Again." Jarro says and the soldier crushes Shino's right thigh.

"Consider this your absolute final warning. You can say and do what you like to me, that's fine. However say one more thing about Karen and your life will be filled with so much pain that you will beg me to end it." Shino says calmly.

"I would listen to him. When he was in school he broke a teacher's spine for looking up her skirt. You have gone way past that." Akurei says still eating his popcorn. His arms goose bumps all over them.

"I have nothing to fear. Those restraints are indestructible. Besides he has one completely broken leg. He wouldn't even be able to stand on it. And as for that slut of his. I had her once. She was so freaky that I shoved both fists up her ass at the same time. She couldn't get enough of it...." Jarro says with a laugh as the cement wall starts crumbling behind Shino.

"I have given you enough opportunities to stop yet you wouldn't listen. Now you will pay for it." Shino says through gritted teeth.

He grabs the sledgehammer and rips it out of the soldier's hand. The soldier tries to run but Shino grabs his shirt collar and slams him against the wall. Then uses his full strength driving the sledgehammer into the cement wall through the soldier's head up to the end of the handle. The wall collapses completely and buries the dead soldier. The walls of the hanger explode sending large metal pieces all over the base. Even the roof explodes. It looks as if the hanger was never even there.

"I would pay the piper." Akurei says looking around at all the levitating objects including his chair.

"You have sealed the fate of your girlfriend. If my memory serves me right she is a member of my fan club. How does it feel to know that your own girlfriend gets off to the very person you are trying so very hard to put away." Shino says still looking down at the ground.

"That's not true! You make her sick. She said so herself." Jarro shoots back.

"Funny. That's not what's running through your mind. She was panting and her face was bright red one afternoon when you came home. On the floor was one of my pictures off the fan club's website. How dense you must be to believe the obvious lie she told you. She said "That just looking at the picture of him made me sick." Were her exact words." Shino says still looking down.

"She was sick. I believe her. Its you that is lying." Jarro says.

"You know I think I am going to pay her a visit." Shino says and looks up at Jarro. The look of pure evil on Shino's face makes Jarro jump.

"You should of just killed him." Akurei says and runs after Shino.
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Monday, June 15, 2009

A week has passed since Shino has left the Vermilion City Gym and destruction has followed everywhere he went.

Minutes after they left the Gym they hopped aboard the St. Anne and went to Cinnabar Island. There, Scizor made quick work of Gym Leader Erika's Gloom, with one intensely hot fire blast. The heat was so intense that the Gym caught on fire and within minutes collapsed to the ground. A windy day didn't help matters and spread embers all over the city, which caused the entire city to engulf into flames.

After that they got back on the St. Anne and headed to Fuschia City.

"Well, that was an unexpected turn of events." Scizor says with a laugh.

Shino stares off into the ocean.

"Yeah." He says looking up towards the night sky. A shooting star goes over and a brief smile crosses his lips.

"She always liked it when I would cause mayhem." Scizor says looking at the sky as well.

"That she did. Will they meet us in Fuschia?" Shino asks.

"They should." Scizor replies and launches a huge hyper beam into the night sky.

The boat pulls into the harbor when suddenly something smashes through the deck of the ship causing it to sink just off shore.

"That wasn't necessary." Shino says.

"I didn't think it would work." Scizor replies hopping into a lifeboat.

Shino gives him a look and rows towards shore as the cruiseship sinks. They arrive at the docks mere minutes after the St. Anne sinks. Police arrive and seal off the area. Shino and Scizor are already down the street by then.

"You think Ash and Jesse will catch up?" Scizor asks.

"Not for a long time without the St. Anne and his terrible sense of directions." Shino replies.

They get a room at the Pokecenter and while they are watching TV an important news broadcast interrupts the show.

"Good evening folks, Ashen Sessaru here with an important update. The man who brutally killed Lt. Surge of Vermilion City has been identified. (shows surveillance footage) The man is none other the Shinogami of the Dark Islands. (shows his picture from his Kanto Pokemon I.D.) This man is extremely dangerous and should not be approached for any reason. There is reason to believe he is responsible for the burning of Cinnabar Island and even rumors that he is the reason the St. Anne sunk this afternoon. If you see this man call the International Strike Force located here in Fuschia City. Do not try to apprehend him yourself. There is a five million dollar reward for simply beating him in a Pokemon match and a fifty million dollar reward for his capture, alive. I repeat DO NOT TRY TO APPREHEND HIM! Call the Fuschia City ISF. Thank you." Ashen says.

"So much for hiding in the shadows." Shino says just before his phone goes off.

He answers it and nearly goes deaf from the loud scream on the other end.

"DAMN IT SHINO!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? BURNING AN ENTIRE CITY TO THE GROUND???" A woman screams through the phone.

"Guess she saw the news." Scizor says.

"QUIET BUG BITCH!!" The woman screams.

"Aurora, calm down. There is no need to shout. I can hear you just fine. As for Cinnabar Island that wasn't my fault. Scizor fire blasted a Gloom and caught the Gym on fire then the embers spread around town. " Shino says calmly.

"Why did you have to go back to your old ways when I am not around. You know what this does to me. Here's what's going to happen. Delilah and I will be back in Pallet Town in seven weeks. You had better be in that house when I walk through that front door or you better be dead." Aurora says and hangs up.

"What did she say?" Scizor asks.

"I have seven weeks to get to Pallet Town or I better be dead." Shino replies.

The next morning Shino wakes up and looks out the window at the gloomy day.

"Wonderful." He says and gets cleaned up.

The streets are filled with people hunting for Shino and more people are on their way from all over Kanto.

At the airport a small private jet lands and the passenger gets into a waiting car.

"What an interesting day." The man says and the cars speeds off.

"THERE HE IS!!" someone shouts as Shino walks by the window in his room.

"You're shittin me." Shino says and gets dressed.

Seconds later the room door bursts open and a dozen people flood into the room.

"Come on out. We know you're in here." A man says with a pokeball in his hand.

Shino slides out from under a bed and stands up.

"Alright you caught me." Shino says raising his hands up.

The window behind Shino breaks and a grenade rolls by him.

"Huh?" Shino says just before it explodes sending him flying out the window.

He lands on a customized Ford Mustang, as it was driving by. The tires were shot off from the impact and the engine his crushed.

Scizor helps him up and out of the car.

"There he goes!" Someone shouts.

Shino runs through the alley and across the major intersection causing an accident.

"I have to give them credit, they are determined." Shino says running into another alley. He ducks behind a dumpster and catches his breath.

Scizor slides next to him and hands him a map of the city.

"This help?" He asks.

Shino opens the map up and looks at it.

"What street were we on?" Shino asks then taps a spot on it.

"There? That's where you want to go?" Scizor asks.

"It looks like an easy spot to lose them." Shino replies and pops his head out.

"FOUND HIM!!" A kid shouts and they take off running again.

As they are running the mob chasing them is quickly getting bigger. They run down the streets and more people join the chase.

"It's nice to see the communities working together to achieve a common goal. Gives me hope for the future." Shino says and then rounds a corner into an alley.

They come out the other end and turn to the right. They stop dead in their tracks and the mob pours into the street from the alley.

"Return to your homes. This matter will be handled by the Kanto Military. I repeat return to your homes now or you will be fired upon." A soldier says from a tank. Dozens of soldiers line up in front of the blockade with their guns drawn and full riot gear on.

Shino looks at Scizor and the two of them run in opposite directions. Scizor jumpkicks a door down and runs through the house. Shino leaps at a window and smashes into it then falls to the ground.

"Damn Plexiglas." He mutters and scampers to the door. He kicks it down and disappears inside. The tank fires and the house explodes. Shino crashes into the side of the garage and lands flat on his back in the grass.

"Son of a bitch." He says and gets up. Another round hits the garage and the explosion knocks Shino back to the ground. He gets back up and runs through the neighbor's backyard.

The mob breaks down into small hunting parties and chases after Shino. Several blocks away Shino is leaning against a door catching his breath when an arm comes through the door and pulls him through. The broken door is quickly replaced and Shino is released.

"Having troubles?" Akurei says flipping on a light.

Shino looks around and sees Diego sitting on a nearby couch drinking a beer.

"What the hell? Couldn't you just open the door?" Shino says finally.

"Yeah, but pulling you through the door is just cooler." Akurei replies and Diego just rolls his eyes.

"Looks like you made some new friends." Diego says.

"What is this place?" Shino asks.

"A bar that shut down sometime ago." Akurei says looking through the peep hole. A small hunting party walks by.

"Okay, why are you two here? Aurora is in Jhoto. You two should be there with her." Shino says.

"(Sighs) She saw the news broadcast and asked us to keep the casualties to a minimum." Akurei replies watching another hunting party go by.

"In other words, she forced you to come to make sure I don't do something stupid and die." Shino says leaning back on a chair.

"Pretty much." Diego says.

"Guys, a mutilated Mustang just pulled up out front." Akurei says.

Diego and Shino look at each other.

"Why is the door not opening?" Someone says outside then Akurei and the door fly backwards to the ground.

"Who the hell are you? And why the hell are you drinking our beer?" A man says in the doorway.

"Huh?" Shino and Diego say together.

The man walks in followed by another man.

"Shino?" The second one says.

"Brandon." Shino replies.

Akurei throws the door off him and out the door, hitting an innocent person walking by.

"What the hell?" Akurei snaps.

"Allow me to introduce the two most dangerous people in Kanto and Jhoto. The Demon of the West, Brandon and The Demon of the East, Maurice." Shino says.

"You're the asshole who totaled my car this morning. I hope you plan on paying for the damages." Maurice says walking over to Shino.

"Nope. Wasn't my fault. Ask the guy who threw a grenade into my room." Shino answers.

"What brings you here?" Diego asks.

"This is our own private bar. We should be asking why you guys are here?" Brandon asks.

Meanwhile, in Vermilion City.

"I can't believe he would just up and leave me like that. Especially after what we did." Jesse says to herself as her cheeks turn bright red.

Ash walks into the room with room service right behind him.

"Oh, here you are." He says, "I have a surprise for you." He hands her a long thin box and a dozen red roses.

She takes them and looks at him curiously.

"Happy anniversary!" Ash says and kisses her.

"Huh?" Jesse replies.

"Actually it was last week. I am sorry I forgot. I guess that's why you slept in the other room that night. It took me awhile to figure out what the problem was." Ash says. Jesse sets the box and flowers down on the bed and runs to the bathroom with tears falling from her face.

"Damn it! Why does he have to be so sweet sometimes? If only he hadn't done something like this then it wouldn't of been so hard to break up with him." Jesse says sitting on the floor crying.

Back in Fuschia City the five of them have all sat down around the table drinking beer and talking. A dozen men walk into the bar armed with AK-47s and sub-machine guns.

"Look at what we have here. Four wanted men and it doesn't matter if you're dead or alive." The boss says smugly.

"You tell them boss." One of the flunkies says.

"Looks like you guys have some guests so I'll catch up with you guys later." Diego says getting up.

"Where do you think you are going KKK bitch?" Says the boss pointing his gun at him.

"I think we interrupted their White Supremacy meeting." The flunky adds.

Akurei turns his seat around and props his feet up on another table. Then opens up a fresh beer.

"This is going to be fun." Akurei says.

Shino shakes his head and opens up another beer as well.

"Just sit back and enjoy the show." Shino says to Brandon and Maurice.

Before Diego takes a step towards the gang, a bullet rips through the wall and hits an empty beer bottle.

"Shino, we know you are in there. Come out with your hands up." Someone says outside.

"It can't be." Brandon and Maurice say together.

Bullets come flying through the wall making everyone duck for cover. Maurice slides behind a metal door and Brandon dives into the bathroom. Akurei scoohes his chair behind the fridge while Shino dives over the bar.

"Save the booze!" Akurei shouts over the gunfire.

"HELL NO! Its not that important you alcoholic bastard." Shino shouts back.

Akurei sprints over and grabs as many bottles of booze as he can. Then runs back to his safe spot.

Diego stands behind a think wall of ice and continues to stare at the Boss of the gang.

"I think that prick has gone over board this time." Brandon says to Maurice.

The gunfire stops and the guy gets back on the megaphone.

"You still alive Shino?" The guy says.

"Hey asshole! Stop shooting our damn bar up!" Brandon yells back to them.

"And quit shooting all the innocent booze." Akurei adds. Everyone in the bar looks at him.

"Now back to you." Diego says picking the Boss up. The Boss grabs his chest and falls to his knees.

"What you are feeling is small ice crystals flowing in your blood stream. Believe me it is a very slow and painful death." Diego says and throws him out the door. The rest of his gang is laying on the floor bleeding to death.

"Brandon are you in there?" The guy outside asks.

"No, I am standing next to you." Brandon replies sarcastically.

"Where? I don't see you." The guy replies.

"Hold your fire. I am coming out." Brandon says and gets up.

Suddenly the front wall explodes and an arctic wind blows, chilling everyone.

Diego is standing in the middle of the room with snow swirling around him. On his right pant leg near the bottom is a tiny spec of blood.

Akurei rushes over and punches Diego right in the jaw sending him flying into the street.

"I'll leave the rest to you." Akurei says picking Diego and the booze up.

"Where do you think you are going?" The guy says.

Akurei ignores him and keeps walking.

"So Ashe what brings you back here?" Maurice asks cracking his knuckles.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

When the sun comes up the five of them head their separate ways.

"So, how was your trip?" Shino asks.

Scizor just glares at him as he says, "A bloody nightmare."

"Well tomorrow you will be able to vent your frustrations. Where are they staying?" Shino replies.

"Pokecenter." Scizor answers.

Shino immediately turns around and heads to the opposite end of town to the most expensive hotel in town. Once inside he rents out the entire top floor. Then goes to sleep.

That night Scizor goes for a walk around town.

"Ash, we're lost again aren't we?" Jesse says sitting on a downed tree.

Ash is looking at a map and scratching his head.

"I believe so. I just don't get it." He says.

The bushes rustle and Jesse jumps.

"Lost again?" Scizor says stepping into the open field. Moonlight covers the entire area.

"Thank God! We are saved!" Jesse says and hugs Scizor.

"You did good. Had you just gone a bit further." Scizor says and pulls back a couple bushes to reveal a sign that reads "Vermilion City Country Club." Ash looks around and sees the flag for the cup on a green.

"You're kidding me." Ash says.

"Cheer up. Shino has a surprise for you." Scizor says and leads them to the hotel.

"I can't afford this place." Ash says looking in his wallet.

Scizor says nothing and leads them to the elevators. He presses the button and they are whisked to the top floor.

"You may pick any room you want. Just not this one. That's Shino's. Oh, and feel free to order anything you want. Shino has it covered." Scizor says.

They pick the Penthouse Suite and get cleaned up before eating a huge steak dinner. Jesse wakes up during the night and looks out over the city.

She silently slips out of the room and down the hallway to Shino's room. She presses her ear to the door and can hear Shino's voice but can't make out what he is saying. She goes in and sneaks closer to the bed.

Shino is sound asleep but he is dreaming.

"Karen." He says, "Please forgive me." Tears start rolling down the side of his face.

Jesse wipes the tears carefully and smiles.

"For being called such a cold-blooded demon, he really loved her." She says and kisses his forehead.

To her surprise his arms wrap around her waist and he pulls her into the bed.

"Karen, I never meant for you to ever have this happen. It should of been me that died that day, not you." Shino cries into Jesse's ample chest.

She wraps her arms around him and whispers, "Its not your fault. I choose to be with you and knew there would be consequences. I don't blame you. Just be yourself."

Shino kisses Jesse hard on the lips and she tries to stop him but gives in.

The morning sun comes pouring in through the balcony doors waking Shino up. He opens his eyes and looks straight at Karen's face. He rubs his eyes and Karen's face slowly returns to Jesse's face. He gets up and order's room service, then cleans up in the shower. He comes flying out of the shower minutes later and sees Jesse laying in his bed, naked. Her nightshirt and panties laying in tatters on the floor next to the bed.

She lets out a contented sigh and a look of pure bliss is all over her face.

"Oh, shit." Shino says and sits down on the bed still naked from his interrupted shower.

"Good morning lover." Jesse says and hugs his back.

"Uh huh." Shino says in shock.

"Normally, it pisses me off when guys shout other women's names out when I sleep with them but I'll make an exception in your case." She says before kissing his cheek then heads towards the bathroom.

"Damn it! What the hell happened last night?" Shino says burying his face into his hands.

"Hey." Scizor says walking into the room.

Shino remains silent.

"Damn. No one wants to see that." Scizor says throwing a blanket at him. Shino catches it and covers himself without moving his eyes.

"What's with you? Scored another girl, didn't you?" Scizor asks looking at Jesse's nightshirt and panties. Shino says nothing.

"What? Was it a man or something?" Scizor asks, "Fine, don't answer me. I came in here to ask you if you have seen Jesse this morning."

A minute later Jesse walks out of the bathroom wrapped in a small towel.

Scizor's large eyes get even larger.

"Ohhhh, shiiiiiit." He says covering himself.

"Hey, Scizor. Why are you here so early?" Jesse asks.

"Ummm.... I.... I...." Scizor says staring at her body as she removes the towel and dries off in front of them. On her chest right between both of her large breasts scratch marks can be clearly seen. As well as her stomach just below her belly button. Scizor leans back and looks at Shino's back. It's covered in scratches.

She covers up again and Scizor shakes his head.

"Ummm... I just came by to see if Shino has seen you. Apparently he has. So have I and let me say this. DAMN!!!!!... Ahem... Sorry. If you ever leave Shino let me know." Scizor says.

"That's sweet but, I don't think I will ever leave him. Especially after last night." She says blushing and fanning herself.

"I'll just tell Ash I haven't found you." Scizor says heading for the door.

"Oh, it seems that my clothes were ruined last night. Think you can get me my bag from Ash's room?" Jesse asks.

Scizor nods and leaves.

"What happened last night?" Shino asks.

Jesse just smiles at him and sits on the bed next to him. Scizor comes through the balcony doors before she could answer. She grabs her bag and heads to the bathroom.

"So..." Scizor says.

"I can't remember anything from last night. It's just a blur." Shino says getting up.

"Stop drinking so much." Scizor replies.

"That's just it. I wasn't drinking. I don't have a hangover." Shino replies.

"Looking at her incredible body, you probably shot all the alcohol into her." Scizor says laughing.

"There is something important I am forgetting." Shino says and goes to finish his shower.

Jesse sneaks out of Shino's room and into the room across the hall from Ash.

Scizor scratches his head and leaps out off the balcony.

"If he can't remember, I know who can help." Scizor says.

Several hours later Shino steps out of the hotel dressed in full gear. Black leather trenchcoat that hangs less then an inch from the ground, baggy black leather pants, heavy biker boots, black T-shirt, sunglasses, and shiny chain necklace.

Scizor arrives a few minutes later.

"What do we have here? Does this mean what I think it does?" Scizor asks.

"Call them." Shino replies and starts walking down the street.

"Yes sir!" Scizor says saluting.

Scizor runs off again.

Later that afternoon Shino stands across the street from the gym.

"All taken care of." Scizor says landing next to Shino.

"Shall we?" Shino says walking across the street.

The two glass doors explode sending glass shards into the Gym.

"Who the hell..." Lt. Surge says storming into the gym.

"Afternoon. I'm looking for the Leader of this Gym." Shino says removing his sunglasses.

"That's me. Who the hell are you?" Surge demands.

"Just a trainer looking for the badge." Shino replies stepping into the trainer's box.

"Fine, after I beat you ass maybe then you'll start talking." Surge says throwing out two pokeballs.

Electabuzz and Raichu pop out. Scizor smiles and steps onto the field.

"Today is truly a great day for me. Not so much for you two." Scizor says and kneels down on one knee.

The green flag is raised and Scizor appears behind Surge with both arms fully extended out to the sides and crouching down a little.

Hundreds of thin red lines appear on Electabuzz and Raichu as well as Surge. Seconds later all of them fall to tiny pieces.

"Here you go." The ref says throwing him the badge as he runs out of the gym.

"I went a little farther then I expected." Scizor says looking through Surge's wallet. He tosses it to Shino and says "Things could get interesting from here on out."

"That's fine by me. I could use it." Shino replies looking at the Military Identification Card in Surge's wallet.
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Saturday, June 6, 2009

"If any of you would like to back out now, then please do so." Shino shouts loud enough for everyone to hear him.

Several students retrieve their pokemon as Mewtwo floats there patiently.

"We can still win this. We have the numbers on our side. There is no way he can defeat all of us at once." The leader says.

"You may want to rethink that." Scizor says.

"What are you talking about? There are over six hundred pokemon here." The leader says.

"Look. I have seen him train. You will die quicker that way. I suggest you attack like this." Scizor says and explains his plan.

After several minutes of discussion, all the pokemon take their positions.

"Don't make them suffer too much." Shino whispers to Mewtwo.

"There won't be time for them to suffer. Hell, they won't know what hit them." Mewtwo replies coldly.

"Is everyone ready?" The Ref shouts. Both sides nod and a green flag is raised.

All six hundred ninety three pokemon charge at Mewtwo from all angles. Mewtwo lands softly on the ground and smirks.

"Oh shit." Shino whispers just before he and everyone is sent flying backwards. The dust is drawn towards Mewtwo and circles around him along the ground.

"Did I miss anyone?" Mewtwo asks as all six hundred ninety three pokemon are snapped back towards him like a nuclear bomb. The pokemon break apart and the pieces swirl around him and then upwards like an upside down tornado.

Shino is laying amongst nineteen downed oak trees. He gets up slowly and makes his way back to the field just as Mewtwo starts floating again.

"Told you they wouldn't see it coming. Don't worry. All the trainers and non-combative pokemon survived." Mewtwo says and returns back to his pokeball in Shino's necklace.

"That was new." Scizor says from a two hundred foot long trench.

"Shino wins." The Ref says getting up.

The next day a gentle rain starts falling and a couple female students get caught in it. They walk into the dorm and another student tells them they are covered in blood. The girls scream and Shino walks out of his room.

"I wouldn't go outside for awhile. It could be raining for a couple days." He says and retreats back to his room.

For the next four days it rains blood and very small pieces of pokemon. Classes and all school events are canceled because of it.

"Finally, that terrible rain has passed." Ash says heading for breakfast with Jesse.

"Yeah. Its nice not seeing blood run down the windows." She adds.

Jesse is the first to return from breakfast and she realizes that Shino hasn't been out of bed since the rain started.

In the dark room she strips and climbs into Shino's bed.

"Guess I should give you a proper waking." She says in a sultry voice.

"What the hell?" Ash says watching from across the room.

"ASH?" Jesse says shocked.

"Why are you in Shino's bed?" Ash asks slamming the door shut.

"I thought this was your bed. I guess I got disoriented in the darkness." She replies hoping Ash believes the obvious lie.

"Oh. Where is Shino?" Ash asks pointing at the bed full of pillows.

In the middle of the woods lies an old abandoned school. Most of the windows are broken and the wood looks rotted.

"Now my darling, are you ready to consummate our love?" A woman's voice says from the shadows.

Shino is standing in the middle of the room with his arms raised above his head and tied to the rafters.

"Contrary to popular belief, I am not into the whole S&M thing. I prefer to take my time without having to tie anyone up. And what do you mean consummate our love?" Shino replies.

"Just as I said. You and I are going to make love and I will bear your child." She answers.

"WHAT!?!?!?" Shino shouts.

"Yes my love, I took care of all those other women from Pewter, so they couldn't tempt you. Then I knocked that detective who called you gay. And last night I would of removed that woman but you interfered with it." She explains. A light comes on and reveals, Jasmine, Belle, Emerald, and Ariel. All four of the are bound and gagged. The look at Shino with fear filled eyes. Another light goes on and Agent Jarro is sitting there tied to a chair.

"Told you I wasn't responsible for what happened to you." Shino says.

Jarro mumbles something through the gag.

"Are you ready to give me your child?" The woman says. Suddenly a red light turns on and the sounds of footsteps down the hall are heard.

"Till next time my darling." She says and a door creaks then shuts.

"You are absolutely useless without me." Scizor says standing in the doorway.

"I wouldn't say that." Shino replies and tugs on his restraints causing the rafter to come crashing down in front of him.

"Quite the unusual little party you have going on here. I guess those internet rumors were true." Scizor says looking around the room. He flips on a light switch and the room is filled with a blinding light.

"AHHHH!!" Shino shouts covering his eyes.

Once the light is turned off and they regain their vision, they proceed to untie everyone.

Agent Jarro rubs his wrists then handcuffs Shino.

"You are under arrest." Jarro says.

"Aren't you suppose to be locked in some room reading my case files?" Shino asks as he is shoved down the hall.

"Now before I untie you, you have to promise me you won't go running after him. Just follow me and I will take you to him soon enough." Scizor says before snapping some pictures. After an hour or so Scizor finally unties them.

"Pervert." The women say as they stand up.

Scizor is laying on the ground battered and bruised. He gets up a few minutes later and glares at them.

"That was uncalled for. Just follow me." Scizor says leading them out of the room.

A week later they emerge from the forest in Vermilion City.

Scizor leads the group of women straight to a hotel so they can shower and sleep.

"I'll be back in awhile." Scizor says and leaves.

When Shino and Jarro arrived in Vermilion City, (three days prior), Jarro took Shino straight to the Police station where he questioned him for three days straight.

"DAMN IT!!!" Tendo screams kicking the interrogation room door off the hinges.

"Sir, what are you doing here?" Jarro asks surprised.

"Officer Jenny called me. Why is he in cuffs..... again?" Tendo asks rubbing the bridge of his nose.

Jarro explains what happened and when he was done Tendo sat down and rubbed his eyes.

"You have to be one of the DUMBEST PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!" Tendo replies. "You were kidnapped. Shino shows up the following day bound and gagged. What makes you think he is behind all of this? Did he tie himself up and put himself in that predicament? I think not." Tendo continued.

"It was just a diversion to fool us into thinking he is innocent. If he caught one of us then he could bargain with the ISF to get out of doing prison time." Jarro explains.

"Shino, I apologize for his stupidity. I thought I had him under control." Tendo says and bows.

"There is no need for that. I do have something that may help. I recently received a movie from my Highway Patrol friend. I think Jarro would enjoy it. It may drive your point home." Shino replies.

"I doubt it you piece of scum." Jarro says.

"If it is the movie I am thinking of, then it should scar him for life. Just sit back and relax. We'll be back." Tendo says

"I will. Jarro, make sure you watch ALL of it." Shino shouts back.

Officer Jenny walks in a couple minutes later with a suspect and smiles. Shino raises an eyebrow. She handcuffs the suspect to the table and grabs Shino.

"I believe the prisoner needs a shower." She says.

"Very much so." Shino replies.

In the movie room, Jarro is strapped to a chair with his eyes held open. On the screen is the tragic demise of ISF Agent Lloyd. Jarro keeps struggling to look away but can't.

Once the movie is over, Jarro is released and sprints into the bathroom. When he finishes vomiting, he hears the sounds of a woman in distress.

"FREEZE!" Jarro shouts pointing his gun in the shower.

Shino and Jenny are standing there naked under the shower. Jenny screams and Shino uses his abilities to knock Jarro out the door and into the wall of the hallway.

A few minutes later Jenny walks out and handcuffs Jarro.

"You are under arrest for spying on me." She says and drags him to the cells. She shoves him in one and slams the door shut, then storms out. She returns with Shino and shoves him into the cell with Jarro.

"Now you two play nice. I have to have a word with Chief Tendo." Jenny says and storms off.

"You should rot in the deepest bowels of Hell for what you did to that Agent." Jarro says.

Shino lays down on the cot and smiles.

"Ahhh... Agent Lloyd. What a tremendously stupid man. He deserved what he got." Shino replies.

"He was doing is job. That woman was as guilty as you were. Its a good thing she died the way she did." Jarro says. No sooner had the words left his lips, Shino presses his forearm against Jarro's throat and slams him against the cell bars. Shino looks up at Jarro as he struggles to breathe.

"What was that? You never knew her. If it wasn't for her, I would kill anyone who came after me. Without hesitation! Keep talking and you will go through these bars." Shino growls at him.

"Easy man." The prisoner in the next cell says.

"This doesn't concern you." Shino snaps back.

"Oh, but it does." replies the Prisoner.

An arm comes through the bars and wraps around Jarro's neck, pushing Shino's arm out of the way. Shino looks at the arm and starts laughing.

"Jarro, today is not your day. I don't mind you following me and doing your job but say another word about her and your body will never be found. Ever." Shino says before Jarro passes out. His body drops to the ground and Akurei is standing there.

"Not quite the same. At the Championship match it looked like you were back to your old ways, but I see your not." Akurei says and sits down.

"She rubbed off on me. What more can I say." Shino replies.

The two of them sit there quietly for quite awhile. Jarro starts to come around about an hour later and looks around. Both Akurei and Shino are staring at him. Jarro jumps up and presses himself against the back wall.

"What are you in for this time?" Shino asks.

"Assault." Akurei replies with a smirk.

"Again? What is that your fifth?" Shino asks.

"Actually its my one hundred and seventy ninth." Answers Akurei.

Jarro leaps towards the cell door as Officer Jenny walks up. She pops him in the face as she says "Back up."

Akurei lays back down as he laughs at Jarro.

"Come on Shino. Akurei get your ass up. You made bail." Jenny says unlocking both cells.

"Later, Jarro. Remember what I told you." Shino says walking out "Akurei, I got a new movie you should watch."

"Really? I'll bring the beer if you supply the pizza." Akurei says with a laugh.

The images of Lloyd pop into Jarro's mind and make him shutter. "Those sick bastards." He says as he sits down.

Shino and Akurei walk out of the station and are greeted by the Press. Aurora and Delilah are standing there waiting.

"Shino?" Aurora says before leaping into his arms.

After a steamy kiss, Akurei pulls her off Shino. One of the Press members clears his throat and Aurora turns around.

"Miss, who is this? Your fiancée?" He asks.

"Him? No, just a really good friend of mine. He and I are very close." Aurora answers.

"Oh shit. It can't be." A cameraman says looking at Shino.

"What?" someone else asks.

"Its Shinogami from the Dark Islands!" The cameraman replies backing away.

Shino just smiles and the Press run off after the cameraman.

That night all of them are sitting in a restaurant eating when Scizor walks in.

"Yo. Long time no see." He says and sits down at the table next to them. The five of them are talking and catching up till the early morning.
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Friday, May 22, 2009

"Just where the hell are we going?" Shino asks looking around the forest.

Ash has his nose buried in a map of the area. Jesse sits on a log and drinks some water while Shino flops down in the cool grass.

"I thought you knew where we were going." Jesse says.

"I am resting here tonight." Shino says closing his eyes.

Ash sets up camp while Jesse pretends to stare at the map. Her cheeks start to flush and she quickly shakes the thoughts from her head.

The next morning everyone is up and moving around sunrise.

"You have until sundown to find civilization or I am going to take Jesse from you and have my way with her." Shino whispers to Ash.

"Couldn't you just beat me up?" Ash asks.

"We have been wandering around this forest for two weeks and she is the only female around. Beating your ass wouldn't help my current problems. Besides you would have to listen to me and her for a damn change." Shino replies and gives Ash a slight push. Ash swallows hard and they walk on.

"Ash, can we take a break for a few minutes. My feet hurt." Jesse says a couple hours later.

"We can't. We have to keep moving. We gotta find some civilization before sundown." Ash says.

"Why by sundown?" Jesse asks walking up next to him.

Ash whispers the reason to her and she turns bright red. She looks back at Shino who is walking with his eyes closed and head back with his arms behind his head. Dozens of thoughts run through her mind and she gets light headed.

"You may want to catch her." Shino says.

"Huh?" Ash says and Jesse starts to fall. He quickly catches her and lays her down easily in the shade of a tree.

She wakes up several minutes later.

"Wh... What happened?" She asks.

"You fainted." Ash says handing her a bottle of water.

"I'm fine now, lets go." Jesse says trying to get up.

"Just take it easy. Get something to eat and we can go after that." Shino says.

"What are you doing? This is your chance to be with him. You could finally get what Aurora and Delilah gets all the time." Jesse says to herself.

An hour later all of them are back on the move. All afternoon they walk. Ash is watching the sun like a hawk. Just as it is setting, Ash's heart drops.

"I can't believe this. I am about to lose another girl to someone else. Why is everything against me?" Ash says to himself.

"Uh, Ash?" Scizor whispers.

Ash looks at him broken heartedly. Scizor points Ash toward some lights through the trees.

"I found civilization!" Ash shouts running toward the lights. Shino and Jesse runs after him. They catch up and Ash is stopped in his tracks. All of them look at a large gate and what appears to be some sort of a school.

"Why does this seem so familiar?" Ash and Jesse say together.

"Ash?" A schoolgirl says walking up to them.

Everyone looks at the girl.

"Do I know you?" Ash asks.

"It's me. Giselle." She replies.

"If your here then that means this is..." Jesse says before a terrified expression overcomes her face.

"That's right. Welcome back to Pokemon Tech." Giselle says smiling.

Shino and Scizor follow Giselle and the rest around campus. She finally leads them to a dormitory.

"You are more then welcome to stay for as long as you'd like." Giselle says before she leaves.

Shino looks around at the two bunk beds and walks out of the room. Scizor walks a second later and says, "Have fun you two."

"Wonder where they are off to?" Ash asks.

Shino taps a student on the shoulder and smiles.

"Can I help you?" The student says nervously.

"Where is the nearest bar?" Shino asks.

"Ummm, We are a dry school. The nearest one is in Celadon City or Saffron City." The student replies.

Shino collapses to the ground.

"Damn it!" Shino shouts and the kid sprints away.

"Figures, you leave your car and bike back in Pallet Town." Scizor says.

Shino glares at him and flips him off.

"Well, looks like you are off to Saffron to get me some beer." Shino says and gets up.

"Psst." Someone whispers from a dorm room. A second later a beer can rolls out.

Shino picks it up and opens the door. A huge smile comes over his face, as he walks in. The door shuts and beer cans can be heard opening throughout the hall. A young woman comes flying out of her room and pounds on the door.

"Is that beer in there?" She shouts.

"Shit, its the dorm manager. Hide it somewhere." a guy says.

The door opens and a guy's head pops out.

"Can I help you Julie?" He asks innocently.

"Yes. Give me the beer and I will overlook this." She replies rather sternly. A pizza guy walks around a corner and quickly retreats. Scizor sniffs the air and follows the scent. He returns moments later with the pizza.

"Fine." The guy says and hands her a six pack. Shino's hand grabs the six pack and pulls it back inside the room.

"Give away your damn share. This is mine and I will break your freaking legs if you try that shit again." Shino threatens.

"I'm tired of this crap every Friday. Pull this next week and you're out of here. Understand?" Julie says.

"Yes ma'am." All three of them say.

"Good. Another thing quit leaving pizza boxes in the halls. The are attracting large insects." She says as she sprays Scizor with Raid Insect Killer. Scizor coughs a couple times and then stiffens up. He drops his pizza and falls backwards. Shino opens the door and walks into the hall.

"Oh shit. He is going to be pissed when he comes around." Shino says laughing.

"Who are you?" Julie asks tapping Shino on the shoulder.

Shino turns around and smiles. Julie looks at him then goes wide eyed. She looks down at her oversized sweat shirt and sweat pants. Then she screams and runs back to her room only to return seconds later in an elegant dress.

"Shinogami, I presume." She says offering her hand to him.

"Yes...." Shino says slowly.

"I can't believe this. I am actually standing in front of the greatest trainer ever....." She says coherently before mumbling the rest.

Shino raises an eyebrow at her and drinks a beer.

"I take it you know who I am then?" Shino says opening another beer.

"Of course I do. I am your biggest fan." She says then the window breaks and Shino shoves Julie into a dorm room.

Julie gets up and adjusts her hair. Shino turns to her and is holding a bean bag.

"What the hell is going on?" Shino says to himself.

"Excuse me. What is that?" Julie asks.

"Nothing. Just forget about it. Its time for me to go to sleep. Thanks for the beer." Shino says and starts to walk off. "Oh, just let Scizor lay there. He should be waking up in a few hours." Shino adds and heads back to his room.

Giselle knocks on the door which wakes everyone up. Ash answers the door and Giselle is standing there smiling.

"Good morning. Just thought I would let you know that breakfast will be served in an hour at the cafeteria." She says handing him a couple temporary student I.D.'s.

"Thanks. I will try to wake everyone." Ash says and feels a card being taken out of his hand.

"Thank you." Shino says walking by.

Ash looks back at Shino's bed and can't believe his eyes.

After breakfast the entire school is called into the auditorium for an assembly.

"Thank you all for coming this morning. Early this morning something was brought to my attention by Dorm Manager Julie of Dorm three. It appears we have a celebrity amongst us today. I will let Julie explain." Giselle says at the podium. The crowd whispers amongst themselves while Julie approaches the podium, still wearing the dress from the night before.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, It brings me great honor to introduce this person. His accomplishments go far beyond what we could hope for in the short time we are in this great school. He is a truly amazing person. He has mastered pokemon training. He is truly a Pokemon Master. So without further adieu that I am allowed to introduce... (Ash gets ready to stand up) The Great Shinogami!" Julie says and applauds.

Both Ash and Shino are stunned.

"What?" Ash says upset.

Shino gets on the stage and the crowd sits there confused.

"He is the guy from the Dark Islands. He has the most brutal fighting style to date." Julie says and then the crowd applauds.

Shino stands at the podium and looks out to the crowd.

"I have no clue what to say. This is sorta sudden. For the last two weeks I was lost in the woods following some idiot around and now today I am standing in front of you. I guess I should say thanks." Shino says and is about to leave.

Julie runs over and grabs the microphone. "Why not do a Q and A with the students?" She says.

Shino sighs and agrees. For the rest of the day Shino answers the students questions. When it is all done Shino walks out of the auditorium and is immediately hit in the face.

"That's for leaving me in the hallway, you bastard!" Scizor says standing over him.

The next day a large line of students has lined up outside Shino's door. Shino opens the door and sees the line.

"What do you people want?" He asks rudely.

"We challenge you to a battle." The first student says.

"You don't want to do that." Shino replies and heads down towards the cafeteria.

He gets his food and sits down to eat.

"Let me guess. You went online and saw the five million dollar reward to anyone who beats me, didn't you?" Shino says to the crowd gathered around him.

"DAMN RIGHT!!!" They all shout.

"I can guarantee none of you will beat me. Let's make this interesting." Shino says with a smirk.

In a large field outside of school grounds Shino stands facing all the students and their pokemon.

"Let me get this right. You are going to have one of your pokemon go against all of ours at the same time." The main student says.

"That's right. And if anyone of you wins then I will give each of you one million dollars and five million to the one that delivers the death blow." Shino replies.

"What pokemon do you plan on using?" Scizor shouts from a nearby tree.

"I see you are still pissed." Shino shouts back.

"Damn straight. I won't be helping you for a few days." Scizor says.

Shino smiles wickedly as he says, "That's fine. Take as long as you want. Just remember this is your choice."

Scizor thinks for a moment then a look of dread comes over his face. Shino laughs a little.

"So what pokemon do you plan to use against all of us?" The main student asks.

"Well I only have one other with me. So I guess I have no other choice." Shino says pulling the small black ball out of his pocket.

"Have you forgotten about me already?" Mewtwo asks floating out of the forest.
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The following morning Shino is awakened by someone pounding on his door. He gets up and answers it. Just as he reaches for the handle the door bursts open. Shino is hit by the corner of the door and blood flows from his nose.

"Shino you are under arrest for assaulting a federal agent. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you." Agent Jarro says handcuffing him.

"You are the one who assaulted me. At least let me explain what happened." Shino says before being shoved out of his room in his boxers. The entire way to the elevators the cleaning ladies stared with their mouths agape. Once they entered the main lobby, women cheered and applauded. Shino smirked and all of the cheering infuriated Jarro even more.

"What the hell is wrong with you people? He is a cold blooded murder and an evil person. Given the chance he would kill all of us without a second thought." Jarro yells at the crowd of women that has gathered around.

"I know what he can stab me with over and over." One of the women says. The other women agree and whistle.

A car pulls up front and Jarro shoves Shino into the back of it before climbing into it himself.

"What is this world coming to? All those women cheering for a criminal like him. Anytime your ready, Officer?" Jarro says looking over at an empty driver seat. The driver door is open and the female officer is in the back sitting on Shino's lap tending to his bloody nose.

"Officer might I ask as why you are doing back there with the prisoner?" Jarro asks.

"I am simply tending to an injured man." She replies wiping the blood off Shino's face.

"I can see that. Why are you using your shirt?" Jarro asks looking at the topless officer.

"I couldn't find any tissues." She replies.

"Ahem." Jarro coughs pointing to the box of tissues right next to them.

"Didn't see those. Oh well." She says before she is dragged out of the car by Jarro. She is put back in the front seat and they drive to the police station.

Shino is thrown into an interrogation room and handcuffed to the table. After a several hours of intense interrogation Jarro wipes the sweat from his forehead.

"Who the hell turned on the heater?" He says looking that the thermostat.

Shino stares straight ahead and grins. He flexes his biceps and the mirror bulges. He does it again and this time the mirror shatters and female police officers come pouring through. They quickly get up and sprint out the door. The scent of aroused women fills the room and Jarro turns a deep crimson.

"What is the meaning of this?" Tendo says standing in the doorway with footprints all over him.

"This beast assaulted me last night with this." Jarro says handing him the bean bag.

"In the hundreds of thousands pages written on this man not once does it say he uses guns of any kind. You obviously haven't done enough studying on him. So in light of recent events I hear by demote you back to the records room where you will spend the next two months reading up on Shino. Do you understand me?" Tendo says angrily.

"Yes sir." Jarro says lowering his head.

"One last thing. Where are his clothes and why is he bleeding?" Tendo asks.

Jarro stiffens up and swallows hard. "About that sir. I sorta burst in on him this morning and hit him with the door and then dragged him here like that." Jarro explains.

"That would explain why all the female officers were blushing and why one Officer was wearing a bloody shirt." Tendo says turning around and walking away.

"I may not of caught you red handed this time but believe me I will." Jarro says putting the handcuff key down on the floor near all the broken glass. He leaves and Shino lays his head on the table.

"I haven't done anything here yet and I can't get a moments peace." Shino says with his eyes closed.

Jarro walks back in the room, a few minutes later, only to find the solid metal table crumpled up in a small ball and Shino nowhere around.

"Excuse me Miss could you give me a ride home?" Shino asks the Officer who drove him to the Police Station.

She looks over at him and her eyes widen. She nods and fumbles for the keys on her desk. The other female Officers glare at her with such intensity that it actually drops the temperature to below freezing.

"I can give you one of my shirts to replace that one for you if you'd like." Shino says on the way back to the hotel.

The next morning Ash walks into Shino's room and throws a bucket of ice cold water at a sleeping Shino on the bed. A woman screams and Ash drops the bucket.

"Who's screaming at this unholy hour?" Shino says sitting up on the couch.

"Unholy hour? Its three in the afternoon! If you're there, then who is sleeping in your bed?" Ash asks. A drenched and shivering Police woman peeks over the covers.

"Oh crap." Ash mumbles.

"We drank to much last night and I let her sleep here." Shino says throwing a robe to the woman.

"You should really quit drinking so much. Its not healthy." Ash says.

"Yes mother." Shino says getting dressed. Before Ash can say another word Shino is out the door and down the street towards the Gym.

He walks in and a minute later walks back out, then stares up at the sign over the doors with a confused look on his face.

"It says "Pokemon Gym." Are you sure you graduated school?" Scizor says walking up eating a still twitching Pikachu.

Shino doesn't respond and drags him inside. They both return a moment later with confused looks on their faces.

"What the hell was that?" Scizor asks. An hour later people begin filing out out. Once everyone was out, Shino and Scizor go back in.

"I think its like that Sea World place in America." Scizor says.

There are three smaller pools and then a large one in the front. All of them had different water and ice type pokemon in them.

"Sorry no more shows today." A woman yells from one of the pools.

"That's good because I am here for the badge." Shino replies.

"Really?" Another one says.

"Yeah. Who or where is the Gym Leader?" Shino says.

"We are the Gym Leaders. We are known as the Sensational Sisters." A third one answers.

"Oh yeah. You're Misty's sisters. Now I remember." Shino says.

"And who might you be?" the first one asks.

"My name is Shino." Shino says.

A second later all three women have surrounded Shino. They are talking amongst themselves about Shino.

"Forgive our rudeness. I am Daisy. That's Violet and that's Lily. Together we are The Sensational Sisters. So you may take your pick and have anyone or all of us." Daisy says.

Shino's and Scizor's jaws drop.

"HUH?" They say together.

"You must be here to make one of us your wife." Violet says.

"That whole joke about wanting to fight for a badge was quite funny." Lily adds.

"No, I am serious. I am here for the badge." Shino says.

"No one would want you old hags anyway." Someone yells from the farside of the room.

Everyone turns to see Misty standing there.

"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU NO CHESTED FREAK!!" Daisy, Violet, and Lilly all yell at the same time.

"Ladies, I know a way to solve all of this. The three of you battle him and whomever pokemon survives will get to marry Shino." Scizor says.

"DEAL!" They reply together.

Moments later Shino is standing at one end of the large pool and the three sisters at the other.

"The pokemon that delivers the killing blow to Shino's pokemon wins his hand in marriage." Misty says as ref.

"You lose this match and I will kill you my damn self." Shino says to Scizor.

In the pool already are dozens of pokemon. Scizor stands in the battle box awaiting Misty's command.

"Ready? Set? Go!" Misty shouts. The water instantly goes from calm to frenzied. The thrashing of the water causes water to splash everyone. After some water hits Misty, an eye is left sitting on her shoulder. She screams and knocks it off.

"The battle is going well." Scizor says standing next to Shino.

"Why aren't you in the water?" Shino asks.

"I couldn't get in fast enough. She said go and in something went before I could react." Scizor replies.

"Those poor pokemon don't stand a chance in hell of surviving." Shino adds.

Several more pieces of pokemon shoot out and splat against anything in it's path. After another half hour the water calms down and from out of the crimson depths swims the one responsible.

"That was delicious." Mew says popping his head out of the water. He climbs out and floats there dripping wet. "Please excuse my manners, but my stomach was completely empty." Mew adds rubbing his stomach.

"Shino wins." Misty says holding her stomach and trying not to puke. Her sisters are all a shade of green and don't feel well. Daisy throws him the badge and then runs off to the bathroom followed by her sisters.

Mew finishes drying himself and suddenly his fur puffs out, so he looks like a black fluff ball. Shino and Scizor look at him and collapse to the ground in hysterical laughter.

"Shut up. Its not that funny." Mew says in an aggravated tone.

"Wow, what an usual pokemon. I gotta catch it." Ash says and Pikachu thunders Mew.

Shino is laughing so hard that he can't warn Ash not to attack. The electricity from the Thunder attack electrically charges Mew and he zips over to Scizor and clings to him.

"DAMN IT!!!" Mew shouts out of frustration. Scizor slides Mew off his back and onto his arm where he violently shakes it but Mew doesn't come off.

"Son of a ..." Scizor says and keeps shaking Mew.

"So Shino, did you win today? Misty's sisters are rather tough." Ash says.

"I beat them with ease. Mew decided to fight and he gorged himself with their pokemon." Shino replies motioning to the crimson pool with body parts still floating around in it.

"So what's next?" Ash asks.

"I think its time to move on to the next gym." Shino says watching Scizor struggle with Mew.
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Monday, April 13, 2009

"So Ash, what happened to you yesterday?" Shino asks as the three of them sit down to breakfast.

Ash is wiping the sleep from his eyes and yawning.

"Good morning everyone." Jesse says sitting down next to Ash.

"Ah." Scizor and Shino say together.

"That's what happened." Shino says.

"I wish. He spent all day trying to console Brock. Apparently some fine looking man came there and made such an impression on his girlfriend and her friends that they packed their bags and went hunting for him." Jesse says raising an eyebrow to Shino.

"Speaking of which." Scizor says motioning towards the door of the restaurant. Four women walk in and they are the women from yesterday. The one who kissed Shino looks around and spots Shino. They stampede over knocking down everyone in the way. She leaps over the table and tackles him.

"Hey honey. Did you miss me?" She asks.

"Sure I did. You never told me your name." Shino says.

"It's Jasmine." She replies before getting yanked off by another woman.

"I'm Belle." The woman says and kisses him.

"Get off him you slut!" The third one says and pushes Belle off him. She sits on his chest and kisses him. "I'm Emerald." She says in a low tone. Suddenly arms wrap around Emerald's waist and she is German suplexed through the table behind her. A redhead woman sits down on Shino's lap.

"My name is Ariel. You don't need them. I am more then enough for you to handle." She says kissing Shino.

"Does this happen often?" Jesse asks helping Ash clean the food off him.

"Every once in awhile." Scizor replies and pulls Shino to his feet. The four women started wrestling around and Shino sits down to watch. Suddenly the nearby window cracks but doesn't break. Scizor looks at it for a second then goes back to the cat fight. After several minutes Shino pulls them apart and makes each of them sit down.

"Ok, now you got that out of your system. Why are you following me?" Shino asks.

"I felt a connection when we kissed yesterday." Jasmine says.

"We just came with to get away from that pervert Brock. There was something about him none of us trusted." Emerald adds.

"So in other words, we are going with you and there is nothing you can do about it." Ariel says.

"Alright. Keep in mind I am not going to slow my pace or change my fighting style to please you. Hope you have a strong stomach. Now go get your bags packed and meet us here. You have 20 minutes." Shino says.

Once they left, Ash says, "Why are you giving them a time limit?"

"To see if they can stick to limits or not. Go ahead and get yourself ready to go. We'll wait for you." Shino replies.

Meanwhile Scizor has gone over to the window that cracked mysteriously.

"What made this crack?" Scizor asks himself. About an hour later Ash and Jesse return looking refreshed and ready to go.

"Where's the girls?" Jesse asks.

"I have no clue. Let's get going. We can make camp outside Mt. Moon tonight." Shino replies picking up his duffel bag.

At the hotel where the girls were staying, the four of them are laying all over the place unconscious.

Shino and Scizor battle all the way to Mt. Moon and even when they get there just as the sun sets trainers are still battling them. Finally the last trainer leaves and they join Ash and Jesse at the campfire.

"There is a creek right over there if you would like to clean yourself up." Ash says pointing.

The next morning, the four of them get up and pack their stuff. While they are packing several people walk by dressed as aliens.

"What the fu..." Scizor says.

"It has to be the Full Moon Festival." Ash says.

Shino and Scizor look at him funny.

"Its a festival for the Clefairies. Supposedly a spacecraft lands and the Clefairies sing and dance." Ash explains.

"All the more reason to hurry up and get through the mountain." Shino says putting his bag over his shoulder.

"I think we should check this out. It seems like it could be fun." Jesse says.

"Yes it does." A voice says, "A lot of fun."

Ash and Jesse look around for the voice but shrug it off as someone passing by. All four of them follow the crowd to the "landing area." (about a half acre grass field under the acre wide opening in the ceiling) As the sun set the moon came into view through the opening in the mountain top. Just as predicted the moon was full and bright. A sense of excitement overcame the crowd and everyone but Shino waited anxiously for the Clefairies to show up. Scizor went off to hunt for some food. After about an hour something comes into view and the crowd gasps. Shino has found a nice spot behind some rocks and fell asleep. Scizor sits near by with dozens of pokeballs at his feet. He burps and fur shoots out of his mouth.

"They're here!" Someone shouts. Shino sits up and watches as the craft lands. He just shakes his head and goes back to sleep.

The Clefairies step out of their ship and the crowd cheers. When all of them are out, the ship takes off and the Clefairies form a circle. They hold hands and take a deep breath.

All two hundred forty of them began singing at the same time. After thirty seconds a dark purple light illuminates the entire cave. People all over Kanto can see a purple tower of light. Even the people on the Dark Islands can see the light as it shoots into the heavens. During the confusion Scizor grabs Ash and Jesse. The three of them jump behind the rocks where Shino is sleeping.

"Why are did you grab us like that?" Ash asks.

"He did it to save your life," Shino says, "Now please get off me." Ash looks down and realizes he is sitting on Shino's chest. Jesse is sitting on Shino's lower stomach. She blushes slightly and moves lower. In the purple light, her bright red face is masked. Shino notices what she did and shakes his head. Suddenly all three of them are lifted about ten feet into the air and crash ontop of each other. Shino ends up on top of Jesse and she wraps her legs around his waist then pulls him closer. The light disappears and the room is in total darkness. Shino manages to get out of Jesse's grasp and helps Ash get up.

The people watched in awe as a small black ball started pulsating with dark purple light. Even the Clefairies look at it in amazement.

"Oh no." Shino says. Scizor nods and starts digging a large hole. After several feet he finds a Dugtrio. They converse for a couple minutes and the Dugtrio starts digging a tunnel franticly.

"Our escape route has been secured." Scizor says to Shino.

"Good. This is going to be nasty." Shino replies.

"Especially with all those humans." Scizor says.

Through the opening in the cave ceiling they can see eight more Clefairy spacecraft.

"Oh shit." Shino and Scizor say together.

The air becomes heavy and its hard to breathe. The ball bursts into dark purple flames and the flames start to drip upwards. They collect into a large bubble and then pops. A black Mew is floating there with small spikes down his spine and coming out his tail.

"Mew in his true form." Shino says.

The people are frozen in fear of Mew.

"RUN!!!" Ash yells to the crowd, "That cat will kill you all!!!"

"Hush child. They can't hear you. They have seen my light and now are under my command." Mew says calmly.

Ash shuts his mouth and sits down behind the boulder.

"Come on fairies. Dance and sing for me. Fill my ears with your song so that I may fill my belly on your flesh!" Mew says and laughs demonically.

A large boulder floats into the air and the center rips out of it forming a large bowl. The bowl lands next Mew and then the Clefairies lift into the air.

One floats over the bowl and unexpectedly twists itself like a dish rag. It twists itself so much that it falls to pieces and into the bowl.

The next one floats over the bowl and tears itself like paper.

The next one peels its own flesh, layer by layer, then pulls its own muscles off its bones. Once all the fleshy parts are in the bowl, the Clefairy then grabs its own foot bones and grinds them to dust. Then it works its way up its skeletal system to its skull. Mew looks at it and it collapses under an immense pressure.

The next Clefairy floats over the bowl and jams its arm down its own throat. Then bites down, eating its arm in one bite. It chokes to death and falls into the bowl. Mew looks at the bowl and uses his immense psychic powers to liquify any solid object in the bowl. Once he is done, the bowl slowly raises and hovers above him. His eyes close and he leans his head back. The bowl tips and the contents pour right into Mew's open mouth. After drinking the liquid he stretches and smirks.

"While watching you Clefairies brutally kill yourselves in the most horrific manner is entertaining, I have grown bored with it." Mew says and with blinding speed, attacks a Clefairy.

By now the other eight spacecraft have landed and dropped their two hundred forty Clefairies off. Now there are over two thousand Clefairies. Unexpectedly the barrier that surrounded the area dissipates. Mew has started attacking like a ferocious beast. Anything that moved was attacked.

"MEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!" A cat howls and Mew freezes with his teeth sinking into a purple tail.

"Oh shit." Mew mumbles through the fur.

"What is the meaning of this?" Mewtwo says glaring down at Mew.

"Ummm," Mew says removing his teeth from Mewtwo's tail, "The Clefairies and I were battling and I guess you entered the battlefield. No harm done." Mew continues smoothing the fur.

"Liar!" Mewtwo snaps and slams Mew against the wall with his psychic powers.

"No need to be so angry. Look we can work this out. Why not join me in destroying these worthless Clefairies." Mew says getting up off the ground.

Mewtwo lunges at him, but Mew quickly dodges the attack and throws a couple Clefairies at Mewtwo. Mewtwo slashes through them with the simplest of ease. Mew weaves around everyone and Mewtwo goes through everyone in his way. Blood and body pieces splatter against the wall and onto everyone else.

"Well look at this. Two worthless fluffy kittens playing tag with one another. How cute." A voice says.

"Can it!" Mew snaps back narrowly missing Mewtwo's attack.

Mewtwo stops and looks up toward the cave opening in the ceiling and Celebi descends slowly.

"Just what is going on in here?" Celebi asks looking around at the horrendous scene before him.

"The complete extinction of a pokemon species." Mewtwo answers coldly while staring at Mew.

"Oh. Well don't let me stop you. Where's Shino?" Celebi asks.

"Don't know." Mewtwo says building a large Shadow Ball.

"Aren't you going to defend you fellow fairies, Tinkerbell?" Mew asks narrowly dodging the Shadow Ball. Celebi stops in his tracks and turns toward Mew slowly.

"What was that?" Celebi asks.

"Are you going to help defend your fellow fairies, Tinkerbell?" Mew repeats.

"Everyone into the tunnel." Shino says. Scizor, Ash, Jesse, and Shino jump into the tunnel and start running for the exit. Once they were outside, Shino looked up and noticed the sky was beyond ominous looking. The clouds were black with a dark purple tint. Over the top of Mt. Moon they were circling like a top. However, not all of them rotated in the same direction. Some were clockwise and others were counter clockwise. They all seemed to be pulled into the center and then disappeared into higher elevations. The lighting was intense and continuous. There was no sound. None whatsoever. Ash was speaking but nothing came out. Even in your own mind there was no sound. On the Dark Islands it was that way. Suddenly there was a massive shockwave that knocked trees down all over Kanto. A flash of blinding light comes from the mountain and during the flash Mt. Moon vanishes completely. Once the flash is gone everything is back to normal.

"What the hell was that?" Ash asks finally.

"That would be.... I have no idea." Shino replies and looks at the massive crater where Mt. Moon once stood. It was at least 5 miles in diameter and 10 miles deep. The edge was a straight drop.

"Where is Mew?" Jesse asks.

"Who knows?" Shino says staring at the crater.

"Lets find somewhere to sleep. Its quite late." Ash says.
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Monday, April 6, 2009

The two of them walk through Viridian City in silence and once they get onto the main trainer route, it was non-stop battles. A few of them were battled as they kept walking. That night they arrived in Pewter City.

"Tomorrow morning I will beat Brock's ass and take the Boulder Badge." Shino says.

"Hopefully he will actually put up a fight. All the trainers today were pathetically weak. I mean the Magikarp's back home put up more of a fight." Scizor says

"You do realize that you are supposed to make your opponent faint and not die. As for Brock, I wouldn't underestimate him." Ash says.

"Come on, if Brock lost to you then I shouldn't have any problems." Shino says confidently.

As the sun peeks over the the summit of Mt. Moon, Shino and Scizor are walking through the empty streets to the Gym. Scizor looks over his shoulder and sees nothing.

"What's wrong?" Shino asks.

"I think someone is following us, whoever it is they are very well trained." Scizor replies.

They arrive at the Gym and both of them sit down in front of the door. After about an hour the door opens and Shino and Scizor both fall backwards. Shino looks up and sees straight up a woman's skirt.

"Nice." He says getting up quickly before the woman can stomp on him.

"Why you little pervert!" She says and swings at him. Shino catches her arm with ease and holds it behind her back. Now they are face to face with her struggling to get free.

"You are quite beautiful." Shino says softly.

The woman stops struggling and blushes intensely. She is so taken by Shino that she stops struggling and goes limp in his arms. Shino carries her to the Gym.

"What did you do to her?" Brock yells as he rushes over to the woman.

"I simply complimented her on her beauty, that's all." Shino replies and the woman wraps her arms around his neck and pulls him in for a deep kiss.

"Ahem....." Scizor says but to no avail.

Several minutes later the woman breaks the kiss and gasps for air. Shino puts her down but her legs are to weak. He uses his psychic powers and pulls a chair over for her. She sits down and falls asleep with a big smile on her face.

"How dare you kiss her like that?" Brock says.

"You are blind then. She kissed me." Shino replies.

"Bull!" Brock shouts.

"I got it. Let's have a pokemon battle to determine who's right." Scizor throws in.

"Sounds good to me." Brock says and heads towards the trainer's box.

"Why does this always happen?" Shino says.

"Cause you can't stop making passes at other women." Scizor replies.

"How can I she is beautiful." Shino replies.

"Less talk more battling." Brock says and Geodude rushes towards Scizor.

Scizor easily dodges the attack and laughs.

"This is sad. How on earth did you become a Gym Leader?" Scizor says and catches both of Geodude's fists. Geodude struggles to free himself but its not working.

"Come on. Struggle for me. Heh heh heh. This is boring. Lets play soccer." Scizor taunts, then crushes Geodude's fists. Geodude screams in pain and Scizor keeps cutting up Geodude's arms till he has cut off both arms completely. Blood was pouring out of the wounds like water and Scizor kicks him into the air. Geodude comes back down and Scizor kicks him so hard the impact sends out a shockwave that indents the ground, walls, and ceiling. Brock looks on in horror as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out another pokeball. Geodude zips over Brock's head and smashes into the wall. He slides down and liquifies on the floor.

"That is incredible. Here take the badge. None of my pokemon deserve to fight against someone of your standing." Brock says throwing him the badge and running over to the Geodude puddle.

The woman comes to just as Shino walks out the door. She tries to stand but her strength hasn't returned yet and she falls to the floor.

"Who was that?" She asks herself as a few other women run over to her side. They help her up and one of them picks up a business card.

"Who was that guy?" Another woman asks.

The first woman shrugs and snatches the card from the woman's hand. She looks at it and all it has is a phone number.

All the women look at one another and then run to pack their bags.

"Where do all of you think you are going?" Brock asks standing in the doorway to their room.

"We are going to follow the man who was here earlier. Now that's a man who would know how to satisfy a woman." The first woman says.

"Please, he is so gay its not funny. You saw how much leather he had on." Brock says laughing.

"When I kissed him I nearly passed out from the pleasure. No man has ever given me that much pleasure in my life." She replies.

"You are forgetting that you are with me. God's gift to women." Brock says posing. All the women roll their eyes and push past him.

"Not even close. You aren't even worth putting on the list." She says and slams the front door leaving Brock all alone.

Down the street Shino and Scizor are having breakfast at a small diner, they are sitting at the counter when Scizor glances over and sees the group of women walk by. Scizor just shakes his head.

"What?" Shino asks and Scizor points at the women who are looking around franticly.

"Your woman is looking for you." Scizor says and they both laugh.

"Shinogami?" A voice says behind them.

"Yes?" Shino replies before having his head slammed onto the counter and hands handcuffed behind his back.

"You are under arrest for a list of crimes that is to long to list at this moment. Please come along quietly." Officer Jenny says.

"Anything to help local law enforcement." Shino replies.

"I'll get the check and your food." Scizor says taking a bite of pancakes.

Shino is led out to a paddywagon and thrown into the back. The two officers in back pick him up and slam him into the seat. Shino looks over the van as it starts pulling away.

Down at the police station, he is booked and tossed into a holding cell. Scizor walks in and hands him a styrofoam container about a half hour later.

"They don't mess around do they?" Scizor says cutting several bars so he can get in the cell.

"I have say I like the way they do business here. No muss. No fuss." Shino says eating the rest of his omelet.

"So the great Shinogami has been caught." Someone says.

Scizor and Shino look up and smile.

"Agent Tendo. Long time no see." Shino says.

"Still causing problems for society. What did you do now?" Tendo asks.

"Nothing lately." Shino replies.

"Is that so? You are a lying piece of...." A man says with a cast on his arm and his face covered in bandages.

"That's enough, Agent Jarro." Tendo interrupts him.

"Yes sir." Jarro replies.

"And actually it's Chief Tendo now. I see you have met my new Agent. He is just out of the Academy and anxious for that big case." Tendo says.

"That would explain why he tried to arrest me. Next time wait till I am actually stumbling drunk or hungover. And don't do it in front of Akurei. Your chance of success will be higher." Shino says.

"Officer Jenny, you can let him go now. Sorry for all of this hassle." Tendo says.

"Its no hassle. I have been wanting to met the infamous Shinogami for a long time." She says with a slight reddish hue on her cheeks. She opens the door and hands Shino his clothes.

"You can change in my office, if you'd like." Jenny says blushing a little more. Shino takes his clothes and smiles.

"Lead the way. I'll see you guys later. Perhaps we could get some drinks at the bar down the street." Shino says as Jenny leads him away.

A couple hours later Shino is walking back to the police station. He walks through the front door and Scizor looks at him in shock.

"You were supposed to come through that door. Why did you come in through the front door?" Scizor asks.

"Officer Jenny took me to her house for dinner and dessert. (cough) She fell asleep and I left. Now lets go to the bar." Shino answers. Scizor sniffs him and gives him a questioning look.

"I don't smell any kind of food on you. What did you eat then?" Scizor says.

"She washed my clothes for me and I showered there." Shino replies and walks out the door.

"When Aurora finds out she is going to beat your ass." Scizor says.

They meet up with Chief Tendo and Agent Jarro at the bar and talk for awhile.
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Saturday, March 28, 2009

"CRASH!!!" A guy flies through the brick wall of a bar into the street. Shino stands in the hole and takes a swig of beer.

"Had enough?" Shino says looking into his now empty beer bottle.

The guy rolls onto his stomach and gets to his knees.

"Bastard! You will pay for what did to me you no name punk." The man says wiping the blood from his mouth and nose.

Shino tosses the bottle over his shoulder and jumps through the hole.

"If you insist we can continue this little one sided fight." Shino says walking over to the guy. As he nears him the guy draws a knife.

"Ha Ha. Now what are you going to do?" The guy says waving the knife around.

Shino takes a step back and the guy laughs.

"Scared? Heh heh. Good. Now you.....DIE!!" The guy shouts and lunges forward.

Shino catches the guy's forearm and snaps it in two. Then drives his knee into the guy's face fracturing his cheek bones and the bones around his left eye. The guy howls in pain and stumbles forward before falling to the ground.

"Would you like to continue this? Your forearm is completely broken and that face is worse then it looks." Shino says cracking his neck.

The guy gets up slowly using the wall for support.

"This isn't over. I will get you for this. You will pay." The guy says and turns to run but runs right into Akurei.

"Watch it." Akurei says driving his fist into the guy's stomach. The guy drops to the ground gasping for air.

"That wasn't called for." Shino says. The two of them walk down the street to another bar.

Th following morning Shino and Akurei are passed out on the floor with beer bottles all over. The door opens and closes quietly.

"OOOOF!!!" Shino says groaning and holding his ribs.

"You are late!" Ash says kicking him in the ribs again. "Prof. Oak is delaying the ceremony just for you. So get your drunk ass up and get moving."

A half hour later Shino and Ash are making their way through the crowd to the stage.

"About damn time. Where the hell have you been? Since your here finally.... Ladies and Gentlemen, trainers of all ages we are truly lucky to have such a legendary trainer in our midst. He is the most notorious trainer in the Dark Islands and is competing in the Kanto Pokemon League for the first time. May I introduce you to SHINO!!! (crowd is silent) Ahem... Guess none of you know who he is. It doesn't matter. All of you trainers get your asses out of here and go start your journeys!!" Prof. Oak says.

Shino walks over to some bushes and hurls. He walks back a couple minutes later wiping his mouth. Prof. Oak looks at him and shakes his head.

"It's been three months since you came to Kanto and what do you have to show for it? Nothing that's what! You haven't bothered training at all have you?" Prof. Oak says.

"Before you continue bitching at me why don't I just show what I am capable of." Shino says and snaps his fingers.

Scizor leaps out of a nearby tree and lands on his face in front of everyone. The people nearby laugh at the poor sight.

"Impressive." Prof. Oak says, "He reminds me of a baby Pidgey. Oh, wait no he doesn't, a baby Pidgey lands on its feet. You are a disgrace. Just get of my sight." Prof. Oak walks off.

"Just what the hell is wrong with you?" Ash asks.

"I'm hungover. Had about an hour of sleep and Scizor is drunk. We were living up our vacation. Perhaps a little too much so just back off." Shino says.

"Aurora left three days ago with my mom and you are a drunken mess. Why?" Ash asks.

"I am not a drunken mess. I am a hungover mess. I will be better tomorrow. I just need to walk over to Viridian City and sleep this off." Shino says before lifting the now passed out Scizor up.

The two of them stumble off towards Viridian City. About halfway there another trainer spots them and challenges Shino to a match.

"I will beat you with ease and then take all your money." The kid says.

"How about we do this tomorrow. I am in no mood to battle right now." Shino says.

"Tough shit. The rules clearly state that when two trainers see each other they must battle." The kid says smugly.

"If you wish." Shino replies and stands Scizor up.

Scizor wobbles and tries focusing on the kid.

"What the hell is going on? Why am I standing here?" Scizor asks looking around.

"The runt over there wants to battle us." Shino replies.

The kid smirks and tosses out a Jolteon.

"Tackle attack." The kid says. Jolteon tackles Scizor but Scizor doesn't fall. His face turns green and he pukes all over Jolteon.

"Thanks I feel so much better but as for your manners..." Scizor says and bashes his claw down onto Jolteon's head. "Hasn't anyone ever told you not to jump on people you dumb mutt?" Scizor adds.

Jolteon is laying there twitching with brain matter oozing from his ears, nose, and eyes. The kid stands there in utter shock.

"Guess I win. Told you to leave me alone today." Shino says before walking off with Scizor.

Ash runs up and sees the Jolteon. He dry heaves and runs after Shino. They walk into a hotel and head straight for their room. Shino collapses on the bed and falls asleep instantly. Scizor climbs into the tub for a good hot soak and Ash sits down on the couch.

"Guess I'll have to talk to him in the morning." Ash says and falls asleep.

The sunlight pours through the windows the next morning waking Ash up. Shino is missing along with Scizor. Someone knocks on the door.

"Excuse me? But it is time to check out and pay for your bill, sir." The hotel manager says.

Ash's face turns white then red with anger.

"That bastard stuck me with the bill. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!" He shouts.

Later that afternoon Ash finally finds Shino's semi parked at Delilah's house. He checks the house first and no one is home. As he is leaving the house he sees Shino getting out of the semi with a duffel bag.

"This is where you have been?" Ash asks.

"Sorry about leaving you at the hotel like that this morning but you were sleeping so peacefully I didn't want to wake you." Shino says with a grin.

"You liar. It doesn't matter. Are you all packed and ready to go?" Ash asks.

Shino holds up his duffel bag and nods.

"Good, I will be packed in 15 minutes." Ash replies and runs back into the house. He returns in 10 minutes all packed and with Pikachu on his shoulder.

"Let's hit the road." Shino says as Scizor walks up with a half a Weedle squirming in his mouth.
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Friday, January 16, 2009

Most of the day everyone slept, periodically someone would wake up and look around. Finally around eight thirty at night almost everyone is awake and talking. Paul and Inferno are the only two still sleeping. Diego walks in and sees them still asleep. Sparx runs over and gently pushes Inferno off the bar and he lands right on Paul. The stools give out and they crash to the floor. Diego sets down the tray of food and says "No one has seen Shino. Somebody said they saw him heading back to his house but they aren't sure. Sorry Aurora." Aurora looks down at her feet as a tear rolls down her cheek. "I shouldn't be surprised. Its not like he promised or anything." She says before bursting into tears. Delilah holds her and Ash walks in with Jesse. Nobody knew they were there. "I just wanted to come by and thank all of you for a memorable time here. We are going to go around the island again and see some of the highlights here, before going back home." Ash says bowing. He shakes everyone's hand and leaves. "Wow. So what are we going to do now?" Sparx asks. "Don't know. The gym leader thing was only a publicity thing to get more trainers into the opening year of this." Inferno says. Akurei takes a swig of his beer and says "We could always go back to touring? With that concert Saturday night, I'm sure people would love to see Gauntlet and Elemental tour together. Seeing as how there are really no other options." Everyone ponders it over before Guadalupe says "You guys do what you want. The two of us are going on a proper honeymoon." "Awwww. So sweet." Sparx says sarcastically. Guadalupe pounces on him and puts him in the Crippler Crossface. "What was that?" She says applying more pressure. "Why don't we wait for a couple months. Lets just sit back and enjoy ourselves. I mean we did just get done working. Why not take a vacation?" Aurora says. Everyone nods in agreement, except Sparx who's hand has found Guadalupe's ass. "Why you!!!" She growls and pulls back farther. Maurice sees what he has done and joined in by giving him the Walls of Jericho at the same time. Sparx stops fondling her ass and screams in pain. "Say it." She says. "No." Sparx says. "Say it!" She says applying even more pressure. Sparx grits his teeth. "SAY IT!!" She shouts. "I'M YOUR BITCH, MISTRESS!!" Sparx shouts before being released. Everyone looks at him wide eyed. Sparx lays there in pain. "Why didn't you help me?" He asks looking around. "You deserved it." Akurei says. "Well it has been a blast but I am afraid I must be going." Diego says and walks out the door. Soon after one by one everyone leaves and goes their separate ways. A few days later Ash and Jesse are doing laundry at the hotel and Ash pulls something out of his pocket. "A pokeball?" He says and releases it. A badly injured Pikachu is laying there with a note. "Ash it was a lot of fun hanging out with you. Surprisingly. The responses you gave when seeing Jesse in different outfits were great. Don't think I didn't notice you looking up her skirt whenever the you got the chance. Heh heh. Perv. In case you are wondering this is your Pikachu. After he dove into the cave, Marowak rescued him and Sandslash called the other ones in. Sorry about his condition, Scizor worked him over a few times. I guess he had pissed Scizor off at some point. Anyway, good luck with everything. And try to keep Jesse. She seems to be a keeper. Take it easy. Later. Signed Shinogami. P. S. That signature is worth some cash." Ash hands the note to Jesse as he picks up the half dead Pikachu. Jesse snickers and looks at Ash "I knew it. You were looking up my skirt when we met in the forest." She says making Ash turn bright red. Ash doesn't say a word and heads out the door dropping a small key on the way. Jesse picks it up and follows him. A few days later Pikachu is back to normal and following them around. "Wonder what this key is for?" She says holding it up to the light. A man passing by happens to overhear their conversation and says "Excuse me. I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. I may know what it belongs to." The man holds out his hand and Jesse hands it to him. He looks it over and hands it back. "It looks like a locker key for the monorail that leads up to Heaven." He says and walks off. Ash and Jesse look at each other then flip through the travel guide. A month and a half later in Pallet Town. Ash and Jesse, along with Pikachu step off the bus on a bright and sunny day. "Home sweet home." Ash says walking towards his mom's house. A limo is parked in front and the driver is leaning against the car smoking. "Good afternoon." He says. Ash and Jesse wave and head for the front door. He grabs the knob and tries to open it but its locked. Inside his mother's voice and another voice can be heard. "We can't do this... Ughh... Mmmmm... Stop.... Not there..... Ooohhhh.... What if the..... Mmmmm..... Neighbors hear.... Relax.... Uhhhh.... Enjoy this special treat..... (loud screams from both voices)" the voices say out of breath. Ash drops his bag and rams his shoulder into the door. The door opens and Ash falls to the floor. He quickly gets up and runs to the living room. A hand comes out of nowhere and grabs him by the face. Jesse is standing in the doorway with her mouth wide open and blushing immensely. From the doorway, she can see Delilah, completely naked, bent over the back of the couch with Aurora behind her also naked. Ash is tossed over her head into the yard and the door closes. Ash gets up and rushes at the door. "Hey! Let me in! I'll call the cops!" Ash shouts at the door. The door whips open and Ash turns ghost white. "Long time no see." Shino says standing there tying his swimming trunks in place. Ash and a still blushing Jesse walk in in complete silence. Delilah and Aurora are still trying to get their string bikinis tied. "Just what the hell was going on in here?" Ash asks looking around the ransacked house. "Umm... Nevermind that now. What are you doing here? Your letter said you wouldn't be here till next week." Delilah says finally getting her top tied. She is still blushing. "Our new house needed a little more work done before we can move in. What was going on in here?" Ash replies. "Nothing you need to know about right now. I'll tell you later." Shino says catching his breath. "Thank you for the money. It is more then we will ever be able to spend." Jesse says never looking him in the face and blushes. "You are welcome. I figure the two of you could use a decent financial start." Shino says with a grin, knowing why she won't look him in the eye. "The three of us are on our way to the beach." Aurora says picking up a beach bag. The five of them head to the beach and spend the rest of the afternoon relaxing. Shino, Aurora, and Delilah went for a long swim to a small island out a ways from shore. While the three of them were on the island, Jesse and Ash have found a secluded spot and starting fooling around. During the whole time Jesse's mind kept replaying the images from earlier over and over. "Lucky bitches." She says to herself. "You were more responsive today then usual." Ash says as they lay together. She doesn't say a word for a moment before saying "Umm... You have gotten better that's all. We should get back." "One more time." Ash says rolling her onto her hands and knees. She muffles her screams and comes back to reality before saying the wrong name. "Damn imagination." She says to herself. That evening, during dinner Shino says "Ash, I have some good news for you. (Ash raises his eyebrow) Your mother and I have decided to get married." Shino grabs Delilah's hand and points to the ring on her finger. Ash spits his food everywhere and starts choking. Jesse slaps his back and he coughs the food up. "Don't tease him like that." Delilah says laughing. "Just kidding. I have come here to compete in the Kanto Pokemon League." Shino says laughing as well. "Why?" Ash asks. "Nothing to do around home." Shino replies. "About earlier," Aurora says pulling Delilah closer to her and puts her hand over Delilah's, both of them wearing identical rings, "The three of us were..." Five miles away Ash was heard screaming, "YOU WERE DOING WHAT?!?!?!?"


The End?
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